Throw a Pie in My Face

WickedEve

save an apple, eat eve
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Let me tell you about Wicked Eve. God, I love to talk about her. She comes from humble poetry forum beginnings. She wrote rhymes about her butt and even one about her abducted vagina. But determined to make something out of herself, she became a queen. A drama queen. At least twice a year, she'd start a I'M LEAVING THREAD and come back a day or two later. Oh, poets were so mean to her. If one dared to comment negatively on her dildo poems, then it was Off with their heads!

Many of you will hate this thread because it's about me. Many of you will love it because it's about me and I'm asking you to throw a pie in my face. Tell me what you don't like about me or my poetry. But you have to do it with poetry. Dig up some old threads and make fun of me. To go back to the really old threads, you can't just search my name. It only shows 500, I think. You have to check near the bottom of the main poetry forum page and click back to the beginning to see the really old and embarrassing stuff.

By the way, I like key lime. ;)
 
Let me tell you about Wicked Eve. God, I love to talk about her. She comes from humble poetry forum beginnings. She wrote rhymes about her butt and even one about her abducted vagina. But determined to make something out of herself, she became a queen. A drama queen. At least twice a year, she'd start a I'M LEAVING THREAD and come back a day or two later. Oh, poets were so mean to her. If one dared to comment negatively on her dildo poems, then it was Off with their heads!

Many of you will hate this thread because it's about me. Many of you will love it because it's about me and I'm asking you to throw a pie in my face. Tell me what you don't like about me or my poetry. But you have to do it with poetry. Dig up some old threads and make fun of me. To go back to the really old threads, you can't just search my name. It only shows 500, I think. You have to check near the bottom of the main poetry forum page and click back to the beginning to see the really old and embarrassing stuff.

By the way, I like key lime. ;)

I'm cooking chicken but I'll be back in a few minutes to say really mean things to you. You can insult me in return. Sounds like a fun night! :cool:

PS I'd throw the chicken at you but a) it's hot and b) I'm hungry.
 
I'm cooking chicken but I'll be back in a few minutes to say really mean things to you. You can insult me in return. Sounds like a fun night! :cool:

PS I'd throw the chicken at you but a) it's hot and b) I'm hungry.

I want pie. And not apple, just because I'm wicked eve. I'm sick of apples!
 
Alright you tall, power-mad bitch. I really didn't like you when I first met you. Do you know how much I had to hear from smithpeter about how wonderful you are? And I was calling him long distance at the time.

So in honor of New Jersey, take this:

http://www.robertossluggos.com/images/pizza.jpg

And you know I hated you. I told smithpeter I was so sick of you!
Oh, pizza pie! Good choice.
 
And you know I hated you. I told smithpeter I was so sick of you!
Oh, pizza pie! Good choice.

Thank you. I was honoring my home state.

We hated each other. I had to listen to Lauren tell me how great you were, too. And I kept saying "she's awfully standoffish." I really meant "she's a fucking bitch."

And UYS, "bitch" rhymes with "pitch." As in watch this pitch! Hey Eve? Wear this ugly pie! It's uh not apple.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2283/1796889864_a199405b0c.jpg?v=0
 
And I kept saying "she's awfully standoffish." I really meant "she's a fucking bitch."
Ha! Hugo and I were out yesterday, shopping for a car stero. The sales guy told me that I needed one with a thumb flash drive so that I can plug into all my friends' computers and get their music. I told him, "No, that's okay. I'm anti-social." :D
 
Your Poetry is as sharp as nails, reminds me of the great Soupy Sales.

Cream Pies to you.
 
No fucking way! If I insult and humiliate you, you'll just get off on it! I've got that much figured out! So I'm going to hit you where it DOESN'T hurt! Hah!

  • I LOVE curly dark hair.
  • Regardless of where you started you are a VERY good poet now.
  • World class ass.
  • Prolly TOO honest.
  • World class ass.
  • Great comments and critiques.
  • World class thighs (not wanting to be redundant).
  • Likes to screw with Hugo's head (us bitches need to stick together)
  • World class ass.
  • Alabaster skin (which blushes like crazy *hopes*)
  • MAJOR perverted slut (who has a nice ass)

Hah! That oughta fix your ass! (and a nice ass it is! :devil: )

Now for the poetic part of our program!


Rose are red
Turnips give me gas
She might give Hugo head
But she still has a nice ass!
 
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No fucking way! If I insult and humiliate you, you'll just get off on it! I've got that much figured out! So I'm going to hit you where it DOESN'T hurt! Hah!

  • I LOVE curly dark hair.
  • Regardless of where you started you are a VERY good poet now.
  • World class ass.
  • Prolly TOO honest.
  • World class ass.
  • Great comments and critiques.
  • World class thighs (not wanting to be redundant).
  • Likes to screw with Hugo's head (us bitches need to stick together)
  • World class ass.
  • Alabaster skin (which blushes like crazy *hopes*)
  • MAJOR perverted slut (who has a nice ass)


Hah! That oughta fix your ass! (and a nice ass it is! :devil: )

I'm showing your post to Hugo. :devil:
 
No fucking way! If I insult and humiliate you, you'll just get off on it! I've got that much figured out! So I'm going to hit you where it DOESN'T hurt! Hah!

  • I LOVE curly dark hair.
  • Regardless of where you started you are a VERY good poet now.
  • World class ass.
  • Prolly TOO honest.
  • World class ass.
  • Great comments and critiques.
  • World class thighs (not wanting to be redundant).
  • Likes to screw with Hugo's head (us bitches need to stick together)
  • World class ass.
  • Alabaster skin (which blushes like crazy *hopes*)
  • MAJOR perverted slut (who has a nice ass)


Hah! That oughta fix your ass! (and a nice ass it is! :devil: )

curly where?
 
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