Isolated Blurt Thread

[feeeriek]

Hello.

hi...um are these blurts isolated¿

 

[oggbashan]

Why did my two-year-old granddaughter put her favourite doll in the kitchen cupboard with the pots and pans?

What heinous crime had dolly committed to deserve such a fate?

It took grandparents an hour to find the missing doll...

Og

 

[fieryjen]

...what the fuck?

I don't get it. I really don't. What the hell is going on?

 

[Guest]

I just finished my baby registries....

holy cow....

I am totally wiped out now...

nap time

 

[damppanties]

hi...um are these blurts isolated¿

Not really, no. Would you like some noodles and green beans?

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I'm excited!!!! *bounce*

 

[Safe_Bet]

Not really, no. Would you like some noodles and green beans?

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I'm excited!!!! *bounce*

Wow, noodles and green beans! Now there's something to get excited about!

 

[feeeriek]

Not really, no. Would you like some noodles and green beans?

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I'm excited!!!! *bounce*

will we get in trouble...no thank you...why

 

[damppanties]

Wow, noodles and green beans! Now there's something to get excited about!

Of course it is! Its so much better than plain green beans.

will we get in trouble...no thank you...why

No, we won't.

Because!!! *dances*

 

[fieryjen]

I'm so glad she manages to make me smile right now.

 

[tickledkitty]

God, that was horrible. Bad kitty. BAD. :caning:

 

[impressive]

*hic*

 

[fieryjen]

This is so cool.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

This is so cool.

wow. i love.

 

[vella_ms]

*hic*

*sigh*
without me?

 

[impressive]

*sigh*
without me?

Well, at least I can't puke in your sink.

 

[deathlynx]

lmao, well I can honestly say I have a rather large collection Insatiable curiosity and high sex drive make for one huge sex toy bill

You and my wife both!

 

[MagicaPractica]

WTF?

 

[Katyusha]

Baked chicken is the greatest way to waste bread crumbs.

 

[midwestyankee]

Baked chicken is the greatest way to waste bread crumbs.

I'll pit my mac and cheese recipe against your baked chicken: it calls for an entire box of Panko crumbs.

 

[The_Fool]

I'm getting tired of 16 hour workdays.

 

[rgraham666]

There's a new one.

I just got a spam that will sell me a watch that 'improves my manhood'.

Two spams in one!

 

[Guest]

THAT'S impressive. Who exactly sat around and thought that up? Don't you wonder?

 

[togitc]

responsible part of my brain says to clean the kitchen and get ready for the snow storm today. the louder part of my brain says to go to bed and order delivery with an extra tip for weather. the loudest part says that i can be over at her place in thirty minutes.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Freezing rain turning your steeply sloped driveway into an ice rink isn't fun. I nearly slid passed my car and out into the road. I don't want to do that ever again.

 

[Guest]

I'm getting tired of 16 hour workdays.

Hey if you don't want to work all 16 can I have a few of them... I need to figure out how to buy groceries