I don't like obese people.

[cjh]

I get the impression that CrackerjackHrt secretly yearns to join the dark side and become a Troll.

I think at school, he was the wittiest child in an otherwise dull and boring class and had high expectations of entertaining the online masses until, he realised that the competition was far too humorous.

Think about it, he’s used “cracker” in his screen name and I suspect that he’s collected the jokes from Christmas Crackers for years… He wanted to come online, like numerous other wannabe comedians and entertain us with his rib-breaking humour.

Now he’s pissed because he knows that he’s lacking and is trying to take his vast disappointment out on Ray and me…

you're hitting your stride.

wrong in your assumptions, but it's a nice read.

so tell me, would you pal around with ray offline? or dismiss him as the oaf he is?

 

[Sagittarian]

Fucking brilliant, I ridicule your thought process in selecting your uninspired name and in retort, you mention my name selection.

What inspired you to copy me oh lacklustre one…

For the record you dull cunt, “Quotes” is not my star sign you fucking pathetic, greasy-haired clown.

I regret to inform you that I regret nothing.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

hah. you've got a good point. potential wasted and bitter for it. i think, though, ray is looking too hard for quote's approval. he flounders until quotes shows up and puts up the verbal fight that he cannot muster on his own. my guess is that ray would subjugate himself to quotes and that quotes would use that to his full advantage.

That I can see. Ray would be the bottom and Quotes would be the top, having his hand on Ray's head to hold him steady and maneuver his noggin along his spit-shined shaft.

Which is strange for me to say, because unlike Quotes, who is clearly just killing time here, I have an incredibly small, nanite-sized respect for Ray and what he's trying to do here, in the creation of an internet persona to cover up his real-life inadequacies. And it might mean something if I did care. But I dunno...last year was last year, you know? I can't seem to muster the heart to read his posts and then go, "Oooooh, you sure told me off" complete with an Al Jolson wide-eyed scaredy-faced look. Potential wasted, indeed.

 

[cjh]

Could your tongue be buried any deeper up Irezumi's asshole?

Lemme guess, you're one of those cuckolds, aren't you? I mean, if you had a wife to cuckold.

You're a cuckold without a woman, that's great.

i like him fine. i have no qualms with stating that. if i see an admirable quality in someone, i'm glad to recognize it. i've done the same with people with whom i don't see eye-to-eye. quotes, for example.

so tell me about this less hate for the new year regimen.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

I get the impression that CrackerjackHrt secretly yearns to join the dark side and become a Troll.

I think at school, he was the wittiest child in an otherwise dull and boring class and had high expectations of entertaining the online masses until, he realised that the competition was far too humorous.

Think about it, he’s used “cracker” in his screen name and I suspect that he’s collected the jokes from Christmas Crackers for years… He wanted to come online, like numerous other wannabe comedians and entertain us with his rib-breaking humour.

Now he’s pissed because he knows that he’s lacking and is trying to take his vast disappointment out on Ray and me…

He probably has the mentality of 'if you can't beat them, join them.' After getting his rectum repeatedly stretched by our big troll dicks. He's embarrassed and very hurt. He wants a new life, one where he doesn't get humiliated by senior trolls like us on internet forums, but he hasn't got the intellect, wit or entertainment value to get it started, let alone continue with it beyond an hour.

My guess is he'll run off and join the circus or something. I can't see how he's gonna continue posting on the Crackerjackhrt account after this verbal gang banging we're inflicting on his boring ass.

 

[cjh]

He probably has the mentality of 'if you can't beat them, join them.' After getting his rectum repeatedly stretched by our big troll dicks. He's embarrassed and very hurt. He wants a new life, one where he doesn't get humiliated by senior trolls like us on internet forums, but he hasn't got the intellect, wit or entertainment value to get it started, let alone continue with it beyond an hour.

My guess is he'll run off and join the circus or something. I can't see how he's gonna continue posting on the Crackerjackhrt account after this verbal gang banging we're inflicting on his boring ass.

really? that's it? that is not a good read. send quotes back in, please.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

i like him fine. i have no qualms with stating that. if i see an admirable quality in someone, i'm glad to recognize it. i've done the same with people with whom i don't see eye-to-eye. quotes, for example.

so tell me about this less hate for the new year regimen.

That only applies to people who are nice to me and who aren't complete LOSERS with 20,000+ forum posts.

As for you 'liking' IrezumiNIGGER. I'd say it goes a little....... DEEPER than that, Sugarbuns.

 

[cjh]

That only applies to people who are nice to me and who aren't complete LOSERS with 20,000+ forum posts.

As for you 'liking' IrezumiNIGGER. I'd say it goes a little....... DEEPER than that, Sugarbuns.

no better.

quotes, please.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

really? that's it? that is not a good read. send quotes back in, please.

Speaking of not a good read, Manu called, he wants his 20,521 forum posts back.

 

[Rowdy_Y]

Boobs are like 98% milk fat...sooo...

A bit o' fat can be nice.

 

[cjh]

Speaking of not a good read, Manu called, he wants his 20,521 forum posts back.

pffft.

identify your alts and let's start looking at your daily average.

you've still found no stride.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

pffft.

identify your alts and let's start looking at your daily average.

you've still found no stride.

Fay_Door, Bollock_Head, Skunk_Pussy and this one, go ahead, add them all up.

There are a couple more, but neither of them have over 30 posts on them each.

And that's the honest truth, chihuahua man.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

no better.

quotes, please.

He sure was a lot happier when he was Fay_Door. I would say that I can't wait to see the identities he'll create this year, but that would be fibbing.

Where are the rest of the alts, though? This thread (as it is now) should be like catnip to them. Think they're sleeping off their drunks from last night?

 

[Ray_Tarded]

He sure was a lot happier when he was Fay_Door. I would say that I can't wait to see the identities he'll create this year, but that would be fibbing.

Where are the rest of the alts, though? This thread (as it is now) should be like catnip to them. Think they're sleeping off their drunks from last night?

Yeah, I'm slightly different on all of my alts.

I have multi personality disorder..... no seriously, I do.

But I never, ever back myself up with my own alts, that'd be just sad. My other alts are Bollock_Head, Skunk_Pussy, Fay_Door and this one and apart from the little bump job I did earlier today with the 'Ishmael the pedophile' thread, I have never had a conversation with myself with different alts. Or backed myself up on different alts.

You can call me a lot of things, but that's one troll-like thing that I never do.

 

[cjh]

Fay_Door, Bollock_Head, Skunk_Pussy and this one, go ahead, add them all up.

There are a couple more, but neither of them have over 30 posts on them each.

And that's the honest truth, chihuahua man.

missed skunk pussy. i wasn't here during his tenure.

so how does it feel to devote so much of your energy to a chihuahua?

and still, you did not hold your own.

and really -- fay? what in the hell possessed you to use that in a name?

 

[cjh]

He sure was a lot happier when he was Fay_Door. I would say that I can't wait to see the identities he'll create this year, but that would be fibbing.

Where are the rest of the alts, though? This thread (as it is now) should be like catnip to them. Think they're sleeping off their drunks from last night?

it's worth the price of admission seeing ray explain honor amongst trolls.

so really ray, are you on a less-hate gig for the new year?

 

[Ray_Tarded]

missed skunk pussy. i wasn't here during his tenure.

so how does it feel to devote so much of your energy to a chihuahua?

and still, you did not hold your own.

and really -- fay? what in the hell possessed you to use that in a name?

I was bored.

Skunk_Pussy was possibly the best alt I ever used, I was so brutal on that one that she got banned. I've never been banned on any other alt apart from Skunk_Pussy.

And as for devoting my time to a chihuahua man, don't flatter yourself. I just want this awesomocity of a thread to stay near the top. I'll be bumping this thread regularly over the next few weeks.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

it's worth the price of admission seeing ray explain honor amongst trolls.

so really ray, are you on a less-hate gig for the new year?

Well I was..... then you decided to stick your big fat bulbous Jew hook nose in my affairs and I kinda lost my cool a bit.

But I'm okay now.

 

[cjh]

I was bored.

Skunk_Pussy was possibly the best alt I ever used, I was so brutal on that one that she got banned. I've never been banned on any other alt apart from Skunk_Pussy.

And as for devoting my time to a chihuahua man, don't flatter yourself. I just want this awesomocity of a thread to stay near the top. I'll be bumping this thread regularly over the next few weeks.

hah.

please do.

i have no shame in here.

 

[cjh]

Well I was..... then you decided to stick your big fat bulbous Jew hook nose in my affairs and I kinda lost my cool a bit.

But I'm okay now.

well, it doesn't hook.

we'll see how the year proceeds for you.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

hah.

please do.

i have no shame in here.

Speaking of devoting much energy to people...... you seem to devote a lot to me. Infact, you seem to be my number 1 fan around here these days. No one has even come close to pissing away as many posts in my direction as you have.

I must be doing something right, you've been like my stalker this past week.

You probably secretly admire my work, but that doesn't really surprise me much.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

well, it doesn't hook.

we'll see how the year proceeds for you.

Yeah, stay outta my affairs and stop trying to wind me up so I can behave myself.

 

[cjh]

Speaking of devoting much energy to people...... you seem to devote a lot to me. Infact, you seem to be my number 1 fan around here these days. No one has even come close to pissing away as many posts in my direction as you have.

I must be doing something right, you've been like my stalker this past week.

You probably secretly admire my work, but that doesn't really surprise me much.

don't flatter yourself.

you're fun to poke though.

i'm going to go try to find a life for a bit.

 

[Ray_Tarded]

don't flatter yourself.

you're fun to poke though.

i'm going to go try to find a life for a bit.

I know, I'm pretty great all round really.

That sounds like a good plan, you might wanna think about trying to get pretty like me first though. It's easier to acquire a life when you're a hot, pretty soccer stud like me.

See ya loser.

 

[Sagittarian]

I know, I'm pretty great all round really.

That sounds like a good plan, you might wanna think about trying to get pretty like me first though. It's easier to acquire a life when you're a hot, pretty soccer stud like me.

See ya loser.

Even easier to imagine it.