Bloke pig, the word is bloke not bloak but hey, thanks for your destruction of my native tongue, you fucking useless American cretin.
I don't like obese people.
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Bloke pig, the word is bloke not bloak but hey, thanks for your destruction of my native tongue, you fucking useless American cretin.
Sagittarian
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I feel bad for all the people who fell for this person's trap.
A person with decent self esteem shouldn't feel the need to defend himself/herself against someone with a snarky opinion, lol.
I just don't like rotten toothed, tea sipping, sheep shaggin' fish and chips eating, big ben riding, super nanny loving, Manchester united screaming, English tarnishing brits.
Just me.
I feel bad for all the people who fell for this person's trap.
A person with decent self esteem shouldn't feel the need to defend himself/herself against someone with a snarky opinion, lol.
Why the "lol" at the end of your message fool? Did you think your note was witty?
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What you say bloak?
Miss_Misaki
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Now, now. You're choosing to combat one stereotype with another, and that makes you just as bad as the original poster, love. xD
Eh, bad habit. I've picked up the annoying mannerism of punctuating my statements with either "lol" or some kind of smily. Dear God, make it stop, lol!
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Hey! There's nothing wrong with tea! Or fish and chips!
They're the best thing to come out of England. Aside from Australians
That’s such a wonderful description of a Manchester United fan, wasted on me though, as I drink coffee and alas, support a different team.
However, you wrote that with panache and passion and it’s such a same you couldn't muster the same inspiration when you created your lacklustre screen name…
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Much thanks to Earl... check out the belly.
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Oooh, they heard that bitch slap all the way down in Dublin.
Oooh, they heard that bitch slap all the way down in Dublin.
Is it Midnight in America yet junior?
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Oooh, they heard that bitch slap all the way down in Dublin.
Not if you heard Quotes' response to it. THAT was a bone crushing right cross right there!
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You mean the right cross where he hit his own glass jaw?Not if you heard Quotes' response to it. THAT was a bone crushing right cross right there!
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Let's pretend that made sense for a second.....
Did you even see what he wrote? No? Then you missed a good one. He didn't hit himself though.
Le Jacquelope
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I'm sorry if such simple wit goes over your head.
I don't have to read him to know he can't land a good one on anyone.Did you even see what he wrote? No? Then you missed a good one. He didn't hit himself though.
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Much thanks to Earl... check out the belly.
The kanji on her crotch is incorrectly joined... The first one is REN (koi), meaning love or lust. The second one is ETSU, which means "delighted." The compound does not exist, as far as I know... I guess her tat artist thought that if he put the two together, it would equal "sexual pleasure," but oh well. xD
I wonder sometimes at people who get tattoos of languages they don't speak/comprehend.
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Her feather fetish?
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The kanji on her crotch is incorrectly joined... The first one is REN (koi), meaning love or lust. The second one is ETSU, which means "delighted." The compound does not exist, as far as I know... I guess her tat artist thought that if he put the two together, it would equal "sexual pleasure," but oh well. xD
I wonder sometimes at people who get tattoos of languages they don't speak/comprehend.
Wasn't there a phase where asian characters were all the rage?
It lead to jokes about people actually having "dim sims: 60cents each" written on their arms...
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Hey, we're not the one's who had trouble keeping our 'colony' in line from half a world away.
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Yowzers, you could see that tiny Kanji?The kanji on her crotch is incorrectly joined... The first one is REN (koi), meaning love or lust. The second one is ETSU, which means "delighted." The compound does not exist, as far as I know... I guess her tat artist thought that if he put the two together, it would equal "sexual pleasure," but oh well. xD
I wonder sometimes at people who get tattoos of languages they don't speak/comprehend.
Sugoi!
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Nope. We're the 'colony' that kicked their asses... twice!
And bailed 'em out in World War II.
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Fat chicks with cute faces = yum.
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Nope. We're the 'colony' that kicked their asses... twice!
And bailed 'em out in World War II.
I suppose someone could point out Iraq. With the way some people carry on about our 'occupying forces'.
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