Isolated Blurt Thread

[CrimsonMaiden]

Instead of quiet time to get the kids to calm down, I nominate "duct tape time"

Inappropriate? Hell yes. However, the results can't be argued with.

LOL!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Instead of quiet time to get the kids to calm down, I nominate "duct tape time"

Inappropriate? Hell yes. However, the results can't be argued with.

I used to know a woman that was pro duct tape.

 

[bluebell]

No, that violates subsection 3a of rule 112, as not amended by amendment 15.

There can be no dislike, disappointment, unforgiveness, distaste, disdain, aversion, antipathy, hostility, contempt, displeasure, dissatisfaction, disillusionment, disgruntlement, or disenchantment, whether mingled or separate, total or in part, or organised in half-moon, modicum, iota, scintilla, quantum, soupçon, smidgen, or tinge.

Dammit. I are stuck.
I would continue to combat you on this but if it comes to rule book showdowns, I'm just not sure I've got the chops. Sparrow brains are much more lucid and lovely than Bluebell brains.

Also, I diggity dig your AV.

I want to cuddle and huggle and snuggle you.

You're gonna make me sniffle. Seriously...
Wahhhhhhh! *cries*
*hugs Jen for longer than is appropriate*

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The ice cream scooper was tired.
...but not like that.

 

[rgraham666]

"The doors are sealed. The audience cannot escape."

I love that line.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Forget it. Nobody gives a shit anyway.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Why does she insist we look at maps of some kind when she knows it'll end in tears?

We just found this 'street view' on google maps, and so i can see the front of her house- as if i were standing there, rather than an aerial view.

Then we looked at the Colloseum...

Neways, she's telling me to go this direction, that direction, and so i do...and i end up like stupidly west, when i should have been east (even though she told me to go that way in the first place!) and neways...we just stopped and went 'maybe we shouldnt just do this!'

we should never looks at maps together...everytime we try...i get aggitated coz its not working, and she gets agitated because she thinks im being deliberately thick

neways...we're never doing that again...lol

 

[cloudy]

Why does she insist we look at maps of some kind when she knows it'll end in tears?

We just found this 'street view' on google maps, and so i can see the front of her house- as if i were standing there, rather than an aerial view.

Then we looked at the Colloseum...

Neways, she's telling me to go this direction, that direction, and so i do...and i end up like stupidly west, when i should have been east (even though she told me to go that way in the first place!) and neways...we just stopped and went 'maybe we shouldnt just do this!'

we should never looks at maps together...everytime we try...i get aggitated coz its not working, and she gets agitated because she thinks im being deliberately thick

neways...we're never doing that again...lol

You did okay that time we looked at maps.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

You did okay that time we looked at maps.

Tell that to her!

ps. thank you, you have restored a little of my self confidence

 

[Misty_Morning]

You did okay that time we looked at maps.

Must have been a fluke...LOL.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Must have been a fluke...LOL.

I'm adding another (playful) smack to the list of smacks i owe you when i get there...*raised eyebrow*

 

[impressive]

I have very pedestrian tastes when it comes to beer, wine, and coffee -- but I'm sensitive/selective in other ways -- one of which is abrasive VOLUME.

 

[cloudy]

I have my (local) BFF's two boys over here - they've been here since yesterday afternoon, but they're INVITED guests.

Now the shitty little kids from behind us have shown up, and the three that were getting along just fine are now squabbling.

Plus, we ordered pizza for supper, and you know....I don't recall inviting the little fuckers, but they're sure scarfing all the damn pizza down, to the point where I'm not sure there will be enough for our INVITED guests.

(I generally like kids, but these little motherfuckers can go straight back to hell where they came from)

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I have my (local) BFF's two boys over here - they've been here since yesterday afternoon, but they're INVITED guests.

Now the shitty little kids from behind us have shown up, and the three that were getting along just fine are now squabbling.

Plus, we ordered pizza for supper, and you know....I don't recall inviting the little fuckers, but they're sure scarfing all the damn pizza down, to the point where I'm not sure there will be enough for our INVITED guests.

(I generally like kids, but these little motherfuckers can go straight back to hell where they came from)

So if i turned up outta the blue, all tired and jetlagged from my flight from london, and wanted pizza, would you slam the door in my face? *pout*

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

I just had sex, and it was good.

 

[cloudy]

So if i turned up outta the blue, all tired and jetlagged from my flight from london, and wanted pizza, would you slam the door in my face? *pout*

of course not, because you're an invited guest...always.

 

[JackLuis]

I just had sex, and it was good.

Braggart!

If you don't bring enough for everybody to have a piece then keep it in your pocket.

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

Braggart!

If you don't bring enough for everybody to have a piece then keep it in your pocket.

*mt. dew spew*

Well, I suppose everyone can have a turn, but I'm gonna need way more beer.

 

[Guest]

Braggart!

If you don't bring enough for everybody to have a piece then keep it in your pocket.

That's a great line.

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

That's a great line.

And true....so, fair being fair.

....Pardon me while I whip this out....

 

[impressive]

Jeebus! Don't poke your eye out.

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

Jeebus! Don't poke your eye out.

Oh honey, if I could, I'd never leave the house.

 

[Sandy_Fox]

And true....so, fair being fair.

....Pardon me while I whip this out....

Are those little picture of moose in your Av? Your wife's name wouldn't be Sarah would it?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

of course not, because you're an invited guest...always.

wub you

 

[Bran_Hopewell]

Are those little picture of moose in your Av? You wife's name wouldn't be Sarah would it?

Yes those are little moose on those flannel pajama pants, and no, my wife's name is not Sarah.

If you get it right on the second try, I'll consider sending you a package of cookies, though

 

[Sandy_Fox]

Yes those are little moose on those flannel pajama pants, and no, my wife's name is not Sarah.

If you get it right on the second try, I'll consider sending you a package of cookies, though

I need a hint. Can you see Russia from your house?