The write in white thread

You are so very blessed.

Quite often my mind wanders over many female forms, many thoughts. You know, usual stuff. 'How her tits would look with welts, whether her filthy cuntmouth would be nice to take a belt too, how she would look crying, how her nipples and a Zippo lighter could get along'

But something about your plight has touched me to my very core, and so I sat here listening with great attention to your every word ... one sec ...

Holy hell!! Apparently I can save money by switching to another Internet provider ...

Who knew?!
 
I'm glad my whole life depends on you being sympathetic to my plight. I can now sleep soundly.
 
Yes, you may have nightmares which are entirely your fault.

You see, oh lesser being than me only by birth, some girls have good asses, some, a pretty face, yet more, amazing tits. But you were blessed with all three. Of course, a personality would be good, but I understand you, being a lowly female slave, didn't dare ask for too much.

But still worry not! For there are few in this world that I yearn to molest and abuse as much as you.

Now. You may stroke my ego and tell me how wonderful I am ...

Ps ... I'm also depressed ... Oh .. and bored at work
 
I would think up a witty retort, but without a personality its impossible. Some of us rely on looks whilst some have no choice but to have to rely on their personality to get them through eh? Night then. Who did you say you were again?
 
I too would think up a witty comeback, but seeing as I haven't all night, why bother now? [shrugs]

Pssssssst ... tell you a secret. I reckon you're one hell of a gal to put up with all the intelligent conversation an Irishman with a half bottle of Rum inside him has threw your way.

~ Truly, making your acquaintance was a delight.

~ Be well
 
Oh my. I have both a pool and a hot tub! Love the jets. I know they have THAT effect on women! They're so nice.

One of my girlfriends said she had three speeds on her hot tub... slow, medium and "who needs a man" :D of course men are good for other things too ;)
 
One of my girlfriends said she had three speeds on her hot tub... slow, medium and "who needs a man" :D of course men are good for other things too ;)

Love the old joke! Men are good for when the jets stop. And a man is needed. You'd love the skinning dipping after the hot tub. And after the who needs a man...
 
Love the old joke! Men are good for when the jets stop. And a man is needed. You'd love the skinning dipping after the hot tub. And after the who needs a man...

See, my problem with the "who needs a man" is that they make me hornier so I really DO need a man!
 
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