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Cake and beer at the same time? Eww.
Cake calls for champagne. Beer calls for postponing the cake until breakfast. It's the pirate's call.
Happy birthday.
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Hope it's a good one... and that there are many more. 
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Thanks to every one of you!
The grandkids are making cracks about this years beard, something about Santa
It does seem a bit lighter than it used to
The grandkids are making cracks about this years beard, something about Santa
It does seem a bit lighter than it used to
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The grandkids are making cracks about this years beard, something about Santa
It does seem a bit lighter than it used to
LOL. Just as long as the suit doesn't fit . . . .
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Happy Birthday Story
An excerpt from "Sexual Threapy"
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“Oh God he’s magnificent, an Adonis in the flesh,” she said and she kissed his mighty chest as his flexing muscles made her head move back and forth as he flexed them.
I laughed and said, “Let’s play Pirate.”
Marsha laughed and fondled his mighty dick, “Oh yes and I can be his love captive.”
Dick looked at me questioningly, “What do you mean, play pirate?”
I grinned at him, “You’ve never role played before?”
He shook his head and put his robe back on, “Not that I know of.”
Robert laughed, “Mar… er Cherry uses it all the time in her practice. I like it, sometimes she is the Pirate and I’m the love slave.”
I grinned at Robert, “Oh then you know how to play it. You can be the Captain and Dick the first mate. Cherry and I will be the captive maidens.”
I got up and kissed Dick and squeezed his cock a little, “It’s fun and most sensual.” He grinned at me.
I said, “Robert, help me move the table,” he helped me move the coffee table to one side of the room. I looked around and said, “Here is the scenario. The savage and lusty Pirates have captured two beautiful maidens and have taken them aboard their ship. In the captains cabin the tall swarthy Captain and the even taller more powerful first mate are deciding what to do with the maidens. The first mate asks, ‘What do you want to do with them?’ Okay that is how it starts. You guys take it from there and we temporize the rest.”
I helped Cherry put her robe on and we stood together with looks of fear and panic on our faces. Robert walked before us looking down and waiting, he nudged Dick in the ribs. Dick looked up and said, “What do you want to do with them Captain?”
Cherry giggled and said, “He’s not very convincing is he?”
I held up my hands in a “t” shape and said, “Time out.” I went to Dick and kissed him softly, “Close your eyes and I’ll give you your motivations.” He closed his eyes and I stood on tip toe and whispered in his ear, “You are an English Pirate on the Spanish Main you’ve been at sea for six months since you left the Tortugas and haven’t seen a woman much less been close enough to smell one. You have a cutlass in your hand and a dirk in your belt,” I fondled his dick, “Your erection has clouded your mind as you look on the succulent maidens arrayed before you. Now give me a pirate’s face and open your eyes.”
Dick scowled and cocked one eyebrow up then opened his eyes as I slipped back to stand before the two of them, “Action,” I said and cast my eyes down.
Dick scowled and surveyed us, reached down and adjusted his cock, “Arg, What say you, shall we ravish them now or make them walk the plank.”
Cherry giggled, “Oh much better.”
“Silence Woman!,” Robert said and squeezed Cherry’s face, “If I want to hear you speak,” His put his face so close to hers he could have kissed her as he said very slowly, “ I’ll make you moan.”
She quivered in mock fear and cast her eyes down.
Robert walked up and down, thinking of a line, he smiled and said to Dick, “I say we see just what Neptune has seen fit to send us.” He pulled my robe open and let his hands lift one of my breasts, “Ah Ha! A comely wench, well formed and succulent.”
“Aye Capt’n, she’s a succulent morsel if I do say so meself.” Dick replied.
I lifted my eyes and looked at Robert, “Oh Sir Pirate, don’t ravish us with your unspeakable lusts. We are genteel women and have not felt the thrust of a man before.”
He sneered and squeezed my breast almost painfully so, “I told you to be silent woman.”
“Yes Captain,” I said.
Robert fondled my breast and said, “First Mate, come feel this excellent tity, don’t she make you want to suckle?”
“Oh Aye Cap’n,” Dick said stroking my breast and rolling my nipple in his fingers. “I’d suckle that in a moment. And the other, what do she look like under those fancy robes?”
I thought that they had really gotten into the roles and wondered if it had been such a good idea. Robert had his hand on my breast and was rolling my nipple back and forth and looking me in the eye.
“Well if ye want to look at the wench do so Matey, y’a no need for my approval. Take ‘er robe off ‘er and we’ll see what Neptune ha’ brung us.” Robert winked at me and leaned down and sucked my nipple.
Dick roughly yanked Cherry’s sash down and pulled her robe open, “Oh Aye, what ha’ we here,” he said. “She be small but a succulent tasty morsel I say. What say you Cap’n”
Robert looked at Marsha who proudly waved her breasts at them. “Aye she’s a tasty one I’ll wager. But I think I’ll take me pleasure with the red witch here and let you have the small one.”
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Playing Pirate can be fun! Sorry if I threw the thread off.
Happy Birthday!
An excerpt from "Sexual Threapy"
----------------------------------------------
“Oh God he’s magnificent, an Adonis in the flesh,” she said and she kissed his mighty chest as his flexing muscles made her head move back and forth as he flexed them.
I laughed and said, “Let’s play Pirate.”
Marsha laughed and fondled his mighty dick, “Oh yes and I can be his love captive.”
Dick looked at me questioningly, “What do you mean, play pirate?”
I grinned at him, “You’ve never role played before?”
He shook his head and put his robe back on, “Not that I know of.”
Robert laughed, “Mar… er Cherry uses it all the time in her practice. I like it, sometimes she is the Pirate and I’m the love slave.”
I grinned at Robert, “Oh then you know how to play it. You can be the Captain and Dick the first mate. Cherry and I will be the captive maidens.”
I got up and kissed Dick and squeezed his cock a little, “It’s fun and most sensual.” He grinned at me.
I said, “Robert, help me move the table,” he helped me move the coffee table to one side of the room. I looked around and said, “Here is the scenario. The savage and lusty Pirates have captured two beautiful maidens and have taken them aboard their ship. In the captains cabin the tall swarthy Captain and the even taller more powerful first mate are deciding what to do with the maidens. The first mate asks, ‘What do you want to do with them?’ Okay that is how it starts. You guys take it from there and we temporize the rest.”
I helped Cherry put her robe on and we stood together with looks of fear and panic on our faces. Robert walked before us looking down and waiting, he nudged Dick in the ribs. Dick looked up and said, “What do you want to do with them Captain?”
Cherry giggled and said, “He’s not very convincing is he?”
I held up my hands in a “t” shape and said, “Time out.” I went to Dick and kissed him softly, “Close your eyes and I’ll give you your motivations.” He closed his eyes and I stood on tip toe and whispered in his ear, “You are an English Pirate on the Spanish Main you’ve been at sea for six months since you left the Tortugas and haven’t seen a woman much less been close enough to smell one. You have a cutlass in your hand and a dirk in your belt,” I fondled his dick, “Your erection has clouded your mind as you look on the succulent maidens arrayed before you. Now give me a pirate’s face and open your eyes.”
Dick scowled and cocked one eyebrow up then opened his eyes as I slipped back to stand before the two of them, “Action,” I said and cast my eyes down.
Dick scowled and surveyed us, reached down and adjusted his cock, “Arg, What say you, shall we ravish them now or make them walk the plank.”
Cherry giggled, “Oh much better.”
“Silence Woman!,” Robert said and squeezed Cherry’s face, “If I want to hear you speak,” His put his face so close to hers he could have kissed her as he said very slowly, “ I’ll make you moan.”
She quivered in mock fear and cast her eyes down.
Robert walked up and down, thinking of a line, he smiled and said to Dick, “I say we see just what Neptune has seen fit to send us.” He pulled my robe open and let his hands lift one of my breasts, “Ah Ha! A comely wench, well formed and succulent.”
“Aye Capt’n, she’s a succulent morsel if I do say so meself.” Dick replied.
I lifted my eyes and looked at Robert, “Oh Sir Pirate, don’t ravish us with your unspeakable lusts. We are genteel women and have not felt the thrust of a man before.”
He sneered and squeezed my breast almost painfully so, “I told you to be silent woman.”
“Yes Captain,” I said.
Robert fondled my breast and said, “First Mate, come feel this excellent tity, don’t she make you want to suckle?”
“Oh Aye Cap’n,” Dick said stroking my breast and rolling my nipple in his fingers. “I’d suckle that in a moment. And the other, what do she look like under those fancy robes?”
I thought that they had really gotten into the roles and wondered if it had been such a good idea. Robert had his hand on my breast and was rolling my nipple back and forth and looking me in the eye.
“Well if ye want to look at the wench do so Matey, y’a no need for my approval. Take ‘er robe off ‘er and we’ll see what Neptune ha’ brung us.” Robert winked at me and leaned down and sucked my nipple.
Dick roughly yanked Cherry’s sash down and pulled her robe open, “Oh Aye, what ha’ we here,” he said. “She be small but a succulent tasty morsel I say. What say you Cap’n”
Robert looked at Marsha who proudly waved her breasts at them. “Aye she’s a tasty one I’ll wager. But I think I’ll take me pleasure with the red witch here and let you have the small one.”
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Playing Pirate can be fun! Sorry if I threw the thread off.
Happy Birthday!
DesertPirate
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That was different but entertaining, thank you
Bel I like your idea
Imp just wants me to get older and more decreped.
Rum would work too but Sarahh drank it all
What a wonderful bunch!
Thanks again
Bel I like your idea
Imp just wants me to get older and more decreped.
Rum would work too but Sarahh drank it all
What a wonderful bunch!
Thanks again
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