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[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Even No1? That's the one that would prevent you from flooding the contests with multiple mediocre entries.

Oh, but I momentarily forgot

BOSTONFICTIONWRITER is scouries faithful lapdog.

Wow, I'm crushed. Gees, that really hurt my feelings.

 

[starrkers]

So you're giving away money to counteract your meanness? I can see that.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I did a search of James R Scouries with the Florida Bar association - because of his use of esq which implies he is a licensed attorney. I couldn't find him listed (may be an oversight or I just missed it) but in Florida the law reads:

454.23 Penalties.--Any person not licensed or otherwise authorized to practice law in this state who practices law in this state or holds himself or herself out to the public as qualified to practice law in this state, or who willfully pretends to be, or willfully takes or uses any name, title, addition, or description implying that he or she is qualified, or recognized by law as qualified, to practice law in this state, commits a felony of the third degree, punishable as provided in s. 775.082, s. 775.083, or s. 775.084.

I just wouldn't want such a great guy to have an have touble with the law -

I seriously don't think that posting to a thread is practicing law. Nor do I believe that referring to oneself as esquire is stating that you are, indeed, an attorney.

You are correct about the implication, though. Only, that's all that it is, an implication.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

So you're giving away money to counteract your meanness? I can see that.

I don't know of a soul who considers me mean.

To know me is to love me. I'm not only a great human being, but I'm modest, too.

You must have me confused with your reflection in the mirror.

I can honestly look in the mirror and not cringe.

Perhaps, you could too, if your mirrors didn't continue to break. Perhaps, you should buy plastic mirrors or fasten tin foil to your broken mirror. Just a suggestion of help.

 

[sr71plt]

I don't know of a soul who considers me mean.

To know me is to love me. I'm not only a great human being, but I'm modest, too.

You must have me confused with your reflection in the mirror.

I can honestly look in the mirror and not cringe.

Perhaps, you could too, if your mirrors didn't continue to break. Perhaps, you should buy plastic mirrors or fasten tin foil to your broken mirror. Just a suggestion of help.

I think you've been mean, Freddie. So, there's one.

And as for Scouries, he declared open season here. I'm rather amused that the targets came with their own guns and ammunition.

 

[xspy4u]

I seriously don't think that posting to a thread is practicing law. Nor do I believe that referring to oneself as esquire is stating that you are, indeed, an attorney.

You are correct about the implication, though. Only, that's all that it is, an implication.

The law unfortunately doesn't mention threads - it simply states that implying or pretending is a felony. If James claimed to be from another state maybe it would be different - but since he is (or claims to be) from Florida - the use of esq is illegal unless he is an attorney - because he is giving advice. It's an easy fix really - either he is an attorney, or he takes the bar or he registers this name under the fictious name process with the state, or he removes the esq...or he goes to jail - I personally don't have a preference either way - so long as he only associates himself with the Florida Bar if he is registered with such

 

[starrkers]

I don't know of a soul who considers me mean.

To know me is to love me. I'm not only a great human being, but I'm modest, too.

You must have me confused with your reflection in the mirror.

I can honestly look in the mirror and not cringe.

Perhaps, you could too, if your mirrors didn't continue to break. Perhaps, you should buy plastic mirrors or fasten tin foil to your broken mirror. Just a suggestion of help.

Do you take lessons in shooting yourself in the foot, or does it come naturally?
I am in awe, really.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You are so funny! here's a guy who has managed to anger dozens of people-- but it's not his fault, and he should be forgiven somehow? Sure it looks like a mob is after him, but he's pissed off each member of that mob, one at a time. I am not jumping on a bandwagon here, I have very specific reasons of my own to dispise the little fuckwad.

I still think that's it's not only rude, but wrong to the point of being juvenile.

Isn't the best tactic to not keep hitting your head against the wall when you can't control something? Isn't the best way to annoy him is to ignore him?

It's the work of but a moment to copy-and-paste, and remind him and anyone else, that he's either delusional, or a liar.

Why not allow him to go off on his own delusion, fantasy or reality? He's not bothering anyone.

Actually, he's bothering a lot of people-- women, mostly, of course, but a fair number pf men as well. He's taken silence as an invitation to insult in any way he wants. So, I like to point out that he's either delusional, or a liar.

He minds his own business. You are free to start your own thread and stand upon your soap box if you so wanted. This is America after all. You should give him the same courtesy that I would give you, should you decide to open a thread up, say on the rights of being a lesbian.

No, he doesn't mind his own business. He makes personal comments about women who do not wish to be associated with him. In the internet world, that's a lot like assault. I'm not sure why you don't get that, Freddie. That shit is nothing like "minding his own business."

Scouries posts about how women don't want to be lesbians, really, and implies that the little ladies are only missing his (eeewww) touch. So, I like to remind the thread readers that he's either delusional, or a liar.

How would you like it if some ignorant sort posted something offensive to your sexual preference.

Some ignorant sort already has, Freddie! Right here in this thread. Often. ... but he's delusional, or a liar.

I'd be supporting you the same what that I'm supporting Jim now. You have the right to your views, as does everyone here.

That right? Well, I'm telling you that scouries has posted many things offensive to many people's sexual preferences. My view is that I have the right to point out scouries' delusions and lies.

 

[starrkers]

Noticed the new pattern, Stella?

He used to sling shit and then run away.

Now he slings shit, gets holier than thou and runs away.

 

[sarahhh]

To know me is to love me. I'm not only a great human being, but I'm modest, too.

Hey, I loved your new poem! Too bad nobody on this thread but you and scouries have much of a sense of humor. Although I must admit the bitter bitches make me LMFAO without trying to be funny.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Hey, I loved your new poem! Too bad nobody on this thread but you and scouries have much of a sense of humor. Although I must admit the bitter bitches make me LMFAO without trying to be funny.

It's about time you did something about that fat ass. Too many cupcakes while you sit around your parent's basement watching porn and jacking off your wee willie with two chocolaty fingers will make a fat ass.

 

[Safe_Bet]

It's about time you did something about that fat ass. Too many cupcakes while you sit around your parent's basement watching porn and jacking off your wee willie with two chocolaty fingers will make a fat ass.

*Juice Spew*

 

[Guest]

who knew????????

[size=+2]

WHO FUCKING KNEW???[/SIZE]​

[SIZE=+3]CONGRATS FREDDIE !!!![/SIZE]​

Okay, we all knew you were a great story teller but a POET too?

Only one day and its already one of the most FAVORITEST POEMS in the long history of the site!!! Already one of the top twenty-five. Out of like how many? Twenty-five thousand. That's got to be a record!

[size=+2]

50 Favoritest Poems All Time​

[/size]

Cock Tease (25)
A Funny First Fuck (10)
Her Dance (9)
"I Often Find Myself Fantasizing..." (7)
Cyanide Smile (7)
The Color of Absence (6)
I never (6)
Ache For You (6)
She Came (6)
The Stylization of Self (5)
Bathyl II (5)
"Loving You..." (5)
How To Fuck Me 101 (5)
In Which I Try to Shed My Prehensile Tail (5)
A Blowjob (5)
Bibliobliss (4)
Hyperbatic (4)
Anticipation of You (4)
A Master's Touch (4)
Tomorrow, My Babies (4)
I Want... YOU (4)
Mating of Souls (4)
A Friendly Fuck (4)
Berlin - Los Angeles (4)

[size=+2]Gabby, My Love, Will You Marry Me? (3) by Freddie [/size]


Behind Blue Eyes (3)
A Man and A Woman - III (3)
Cocksucker (3)
Anticipation (3)
The Ghosts of North Beach (3)
Aching (3)
My Secret Lover (3)
Language Lust (3)
Just a Touch (3)
Kiss (3)
Coming (3)
Casey and his Bat (3)
Forty Poets Wood (3)
In Keeping Secrets (3)
A mother's secret place (3)
Flippy (3)
A Poem for Horny Sluts (3)
Darling, Where Are You Tonight? (3)
(My) Tongue & (your) clit (3)
A Dream I Had Of You (3)
Make me say "Please" (3)
And She Is (3)
"With Eyes Softly Closed..." (3)
...let's play... (3)
A Dream or a Fantasy? (2)​

maybe I will marry you after all...the hell with the ED...the boss never wrote a FAVORITEST POEM....

Gabby

 

[sarahhh]

[size=+2]

WHO FUCKING KNEW???[/SIZE]​

[SIZE=+3]CONGRATS FREDDIE !!!![/SIZE]​

Okay, we all knew you were a great story teller but a POET too?

Only one day and its already one of the most FAVORITEST POEMS in the long history of the site!!! Already one of the top twenty-five. Out of like how many? Twenty-five thousand. That's got to be a record!

[size=+2]

50 Favoritest Poems All Time​

[/size]

Cock Tease (25)
A Funny First Fuck (10)
Her Dance (9)
"I Often Find Myself Fantasizing..." (7)
Cyanide Smile (7)
The Color of Absence (6)
I never (6)
Ache For You (6)
She Came (6)
The Stylization of Self (5)
Bathyl II (5)
"Loving You..." (5)
How To Fuck Me 101 (5)
In Which I Try to Shed My Prehensile Tail (5)
A Blowjob (5)
Bibliobliss (4)
Hyperbatic (4)
Anticipation of You (4)
A Master's Touch (4)
Tomorrow, My Babies (4)
I Want... YOU (4)
Mating of Souls (4)
A Friendly Fuck (4)
Berlin - Los Angeles (4)

[size=+2]Gabby, My Love, Will You Marry Me? (3) by Freddie [/size]


Behind Blue Eyes (3)
A Man and A Woman - III (3)
Cocksucker (3)
Anticipation (3)
The Ghosts of North Beach (3)
Aching (3)
My Secret Lover (3)
Language Lust (3)
Just a Touch (3)
Kiss (3)
Coming (3)
Casey and his Bat (3)
Forty Poets Wood (3)
In Keeping Secrets (3)
A mother's secret place (3)
Flippy (3)
A Poem for Horny Sluts (3)
Darling, Where Are You Tonight? (3)
(My) Tongue & (your) clit (3)
A Dream I Had Of You (3)
Make me say "Please" (3)
And She Is (3)
"With Eyes Softly Closed..." (3)
...let's play... (3)
A Dream or a Fantasy? (2)​

maybe I will marry you after all...the hell with the ED...the boss never wrote a FAVORITEST POEM....

Gabby

Congratulations Ralph Waldo Emerson er I mean Freddie! Dang, I get those two great poets from Boston confused. Yes indeed, Freddie's "Gabby, My Love" reminds me of Emerson's "Daemonic Love."

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hey, I loved your new poem! Too bad nobody on this thread but you and scouries have much of a sense of humor. Although I must admit the bitter bitches make me LMFAO without trying to be funny.

Freddie is funny, there's no question about that. Sometimes he gets it just right.

But as for scouries? Bullies, racists, and other bigots have always used that excuse; "It was a Jooooke! you got no sense of Hyoooomor!"

So if you want to pretend that's the problem, go right ahead. It tells me so much about you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Freddie is funny, there's no question about that. Sometimes he gets it just right.

But as for scouries? Bullies, racists, and other bigots have always used that excuse; "It was a Jooooke! you got no sense of Hyoooomor!"

So if you want to pretend that's the problem, go right ahead. It tells me so much about you.

Thank you for calling me funny. Too many people don't get my humor.

Because of the fame I've acquired here, I didn't know that I was famous, but I've been invited to a radio talk show that airs October 24th. I'm not sure how far it will reach and I don't have the time that it will air, yet.

It's funny but the topic of the show was to be child abuse. I'm a survivor of child abuse. Then, I told the good doctor that I didn't remember that I had been abused until 30 years later. He found that more interesting than the actual abuse, go figure.

Anyway, the show is about repressed memories. I guess in the world of psychiatry there's an argument going on if there is such a thing as repressed memories, as so many people who are going through a bitter divorce have used repressed memories to put their spouse in a bad light.

In my instance, my cousin, who had abused me when I was 8, he was 15, tried to murder me by drowning me. He had a last minute change of heart and here I am to live out the rest of my life. I didn't speak for 3 years after the incident.

I didn't remember anyone if until I was when I was writing my second novel, Scared Silent, about a little boy who had been sexually abused. I still haven't finished that book. I only got to chapter 8 when I realized that I was writing about myself.

Two years of therapy later...I discovered many people here are survivors of sexual abuse. We have our own little underground support group. Those of you who know me and who know my tragic background have shared similar stories with me and I've given you my support.

I think abusing a child is the worst thing for anyone to do, whether it is sexual, verbally, emotionally, and/or physically. When these abusers die, I hope there is a special place for them and it's not Heaven.

My heart goes out to all those who have been abused, especially by someone in power and authority, such as a teacher, priest, or elder relative.

We all have our crosses to bear, but I think my talent for writing comes from the pain that I have suffered in my life, especially in my childhood.

Those of you who have similar backgrounds whether it is being emotionally abused over an eating disorder or because you were of a different sexual orientation and made to feel bad about yourself or even if you were bullied, as Stella writes above is just wrong.

My wife was the product of 2 alcoholic parents, which is the reason for her obesity. At one point in her life she was nearly 300 pounds. We were married for a long time and decided to go our separate ways once the kids finished college. We are still best friends and talk every day.

Yet, I remember our so called friends talking about her obesity behind her back. How awful of them. Needless to say, they are no longer our friends. I saw what she had to go through to lose her weight and I supported her through it all.

We walked together for a 1 1/2 years and she lost 100 pounds.

So for Starrkers to call me mean, well, I'm not mean. I've been through too much to be mean to anyone. And I help too many people not to have a kind heart. There are those on this site who have been mean to me.

When my story Boston Halloween Massacre, Ch. 21 posted this morning, as would anyone else be, I was excited to see the scores and read the comments.

I had a score of 1.0 with 8 votes and no comments. Then someone wrote a nasty comment with another 1.0 vote. Now, that's mean.

I work to hard to write my stories and I would never do that to another author on this site.

Nonetheless, I'm still having fun writing my stories.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

I had a score of 1.0 with 8 votes and no comments. Then someone wrote a nasty comment with another 1.0 vote. Now, that's mean.

I work to hard to write my stories and I would never do that to another author on this site.

Nonetheless, I'm still having fun writing my stories.

wow. that is mean. Well, at least the 1's will be swept during the contest. I'm getting fed up with the negativity here. There was an attack this morning on the poetry feedback & discussion board berating my poetry and that of several other poets. That's not right. Critique and constructive criticism are welcome. Viscious attacks should have no place among a fellowship of writers, poets, and artists.

 

[jomar]

I am shocked that nobody's talking about how the current financial crisis will affect Scouries Literotica sales!

 

[starrkers]

My heart goes out to all those who have been abused, especially by someone in power and authority, such as a teacher, priest, or elder relative.

We all have our crosses to bear, but I think my talent for writing comes from the pain that I have suffered in my life, especially in my childhood.

Those of you who have similar backgrounds whether it is being emotionally abused over an eating disorder or because you were of a different sexual orientation and made to feel bad about yourself or even if you were bullied, as Stella writes above is just wrong.

My wife was the product of 2 alcoholic parents, which is the reason for her obesity. At one point in her life she was nearly 300 pounds. We were married for a long time and decided to go our separate ways once the kids finished college. We are still best friends and talk every day.

Yet, I remember our so called friends talking about her obesity behind her back. How awful of them. Needless to say, they are no longer our friends. I saw what she had to go through to lose her weight and I supported her through it all.

Boston, you spin a lovely tale when it suits you.

If you truly understood any of what you just so glibly said, you wouldn't throw the personal jibes around quite so often.

Yes, you are mean. And constantly playing for sympathy you don't deserve.

 

[sarahhh]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.

That's a good thing.

 

[starrkers]

That's a good thing.

Damned straight.

 

[sarahhh]

Unfortunately my dear fans, I, james r scouries, have to announce that I will not be entering a story in the upcoming HALLOWEEN CONTEST under the scouries name.

I made this difficult decision after considering all the facts and after I realized that my good name was being used to help legitimize a corrupt and evil system.

I’ve warned the QUEEN (so far to no avail) that a nest of AHland vipers were doing everything in their power to cheat the many hardworking authors who are the real backbone of this site. Vampires that are willing to suck the lifeblood from honest, hardworking writers who aren’t willing to kowtow to their obscene requests.

But never fear dear readers, wonderful scourian stories will continue to flow from my pen out to you my faithful readers. They simply won’t be entered in this HALLOWEEN HORROR!

james r scouries​

An open letter to miss laurel

Dear LAUREL ,

Re: LITEROTICA’s SPECIAL CONTESTS​

​

As you know I’ve never had any confidence in your Monthly Contests (and hence had no respect for the winners or their stories) but I’ve always enjoyed the LITEROTICA SPECIAL CONTESTS. Since I discovered their existence in late 2005 I’ve judged them, commented on them, and entered many of them.

When I first discovered these contests they were little more than backwater AHland love-ins where winning stories struggled to amass even the ridiculously low total of 25 votes. Where cheating and ballot box stuffing were de rigueur.

And so I bravely lent my name to these contests hoping that my popularity would bring them out of the shadows and into the broader LITEROTICAN world. To make them honest contests where the votes of the reading public actually counted!

And to a degree it helped. Vote totals of even the least unconventional stories went up. Viewership went up. As you know I’ve always been happy to help our less mainstream authors become exposed to a wider audience. I’ve always felt it’s the duty of the famous to offer a hand up to those who are less blessed.

And of course the scouries brand name started to work its magic. I enjoyed entering my stories and can happily say that I’ve written the most voted on story in every contest I’ve ever entered. Four (4) of my SPECIAL CONTEST entries in fact are now members of the very exclusive 1000+ VOTE CLUB, a singular achievement.

But there were still problems! Some AHers hated the thought that actual readers would decide the winners. “Heaven forbid,” they cried to each other, “What do readers know about writing, about what they’re reading. Leave the scoring to us.” Yeah right!

And so they continued to cheat. To find ways around the rules. To subvert the new spirit of goodwill that was starting to develop.

In my typical sprit of helpfulness I even went out of my way to give you suggestions on how to improve the contests. Brilliant ideas for improvements that my less forward thinking colleagues are incapable of imagining, let alone proposing.

At one time or another I’ve suggested (among many others):

1 - Limiting entries to one story per author per contest;
2 - That you appoint a commissar of contests;
3 – That you raise the number of votes required to qualify for prizes;
4 - That you vary the contest categories from year to year;
5 - That contest stories be highlighted on the NEW STORY page when issued;
6 - That every contest story carry an official advisory identifying it as a contest entry and encourage readers to vote;
7 - That you publish complete voting results at the end of each contest (including figures on votes swept away);
8 – That to vary the challenge certain specified contests will require a defined number of words as opposed to anything from 750 to infinity (i.e. a contest limited to 3000-5000 words or 7000-10,000 words);
9 – That at east once a year you only announce the contest category at the last minute to promote original stories;
10 – That you award prizes for other things besides highest rating – i.e. most views, most votes, highest number of 5 votes, etc.
11 – That you fix the clearly broken voting system;
12 – That you define once and for all what is a legal vote and what isn’t;
13 – That you disqualify known cheaters;
14 – That you ban from entering anyone with kittty, cat, pussy, kitten, kittyn, kitt, etc., etc., in their name.
And finally…

That you act LIKE A LEADER to the troops!

So far all we’ve heard is A DEAFENING SILENCE……

The results of the latest contest (2008 NUDE DAY) have convinced me that the scouries name and the ScouriesWorld trade mark are now being sullied by their connection to these special contests. That you are using my participation to gain credibility for a corrupt system.

A system that is now more reminiscent of a Haitian or Zimbabwean election than it is of a fair contest we Americans would expect. Manu will soon have to change his name to ManuMugabe if he continues to thwart the wills of the voting public.

I now believe that by allowing you to continue to disenfranchise thousands of our readers and my fans, my company and I are becoming complicit in this ongoing travesty.

As an act of political protest to these undemocratic actions I will not be entering a story in the upcoming 2008 LITEROTICA HALLOWEEN CONTEST under the [size=+2]scouries[/size] banner.

Instead I’ll continue to highlight the problems and hopefully finally provoke the changes needed to bring fairness and honesty to this now corrupted institution.

Yours truly,

james r scouries esq.
a concerned best selling author
literotica’s #1 royalty earner
miami beach, florida

Well, I guess I won't have a story in the contest either. First time in like 5 1/2 years. My entry, which you so graciously mused me on, entitled "The Candidates are Cumming, the . . ." has been rejected. The reason given being:

In response to overwhelming reader feedback, we have decided at this time not to publish partisan political articles or anything related to the current U.S. election. You are more than welcome to publish this piece on our Forum: http://forum.literotica.com/

 

[scouries]

QUOTE jomar I am shocked that nobody's talking about how the current financial crisis will affect Scouries Literotica sales!

jomar actually made a post on some other topic than the continuing life of the thread? I’m shocked!

Actually tough times and economic downturns are very good for those of us who provide relatively cheap entertainment. People may put off buying cars or appliances, they may cut down on restaurant meals, heck they may even cut down on lap dancing establishments, but they have to do something.

Like click open a land of scourian wonder. Some things people will never give up!

The other advantage ScouriesWorld enjoys is that our sales come from the four corners of the world. A slowdown, if it ever occurs (so far it hasn’t happened – touch wood), in America may be offset by a booming Indian economy or vice versa.


QUOTE miss stella But as for scouries? Bullies, racists, and other bigots have always used that excuse; "It was a Jooooke! you got no sense of Hyoooomor!"

No joke honey! In fact I think its your gay paal (ALT?) unsafe-bet :caning: who might be more safely accused of making jooookes!

Here’s my unequivocal view of your posting in AH land: You’re smart, can be funny and often are entertaining. EXCEPT you continually feel you have to expose us all to your sexual politics. It’s boring! Quite frankly I wish you’d post your tirades on the Gay Thread and spare us.

I have no interest in who you sleep with or why. Lesbians are a fact of life God love them.

I’ll simply say that I disagree with many of your opinions on this subject. You talk as if anyone who disagrees with you is a ‘bigot’ or ‘bully’. Nonsense! I suspect my views on the subject are far more mainstream than yours.

So get the chip off your shoulder and try not to see and explain every question in the world in ‘lesbian’ terms. We don’t care. Move on. Take a page out of the ‘Gay Men’s’ book – smile once in a while. Have some fun. Be happy. Frowning all the time will only give you lines on your smooth, soft skin while pissing everybody else off.

james r scouries

 

[scouries]

"Freddie McGonagall"

And hey, I don’t want to forget - [size=+2]CONGRATS FREDDIE [/size] on your wonderful poem and it’s achieving a place in the greatest poems ever written.

Are you Scottish by any chance? Your poem evokes the brilliant lines of that great Scotsman, William Topaz “Freddie ” McGonagall…

… he once wrote, “The most startling incident in my life was the time I discovered myself to be a poet, which was in the year 1877”

…and now in 2008 another startling incident occurs…

jim

 

[starrkers]

James R Scouries is not affiliated with Literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the users of this forum.