Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

What's wrong with a good huffing? Though quite what he was huffing in a place where only mice reside is another matter.
Sara I never go near a computer when I am on holiday though I am pretty much addicted at home

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Sea turtles? Excellent!

May we then expect a new series of turtle poems? I miss those.

I'm not sure that's sun screen...

bj

 

[sassynyc]

*waves to sara*


oh, monsieur snood, your av. you're everything i dreamed you'd be.
*batting eyelashes*

hi all.

 

[the Snood]

Hello peeps!

Vacation is going very well. The sea turtles came to shore to see me yesterday and we spent a special afternoon together.

*rubs in sunscreen*

I think that stuff is in my blood now.

I'll bet that they are a tidge more pleasant than the large turtles we have 'round here.

These dinosaurs weigh in at upwards of a hundred seventy-five pounds and make most other snappers look like guppies.

Snood

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/ReptilesAmphibians/Facts/FactSheets/images/cover_alligatorsnappingturtle.jpg

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ye gods you are hairier than Homb but only just

 

[Safe_Bet]

In as how the conversation has veered to turtles and seeing as how Ang and Eve were talking about moose heads earlier, I thought that this would fit nicely:

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[the Snood]

*waves to sara*


oh, monsieur snood, your av. you're everything i dreamed you'd be.
*batting eyelashes*

hi all.

Nightmares are dreams, too...

Snood

 

[Sara Crewe]

What's wrong with a good huffing? Though quite what he was huffing in a place where only mice reside is another matter.
Sara I never go near a computer when I am on holiday though I am pretty much addicted at home

I haven't been on much but today I actually need to not be in the sun so I am online while I watch my kids splashing in the pool. Thank god for wireless.

Sea turtles? Excellent!

May we then expect a new series of turtle poems? I miss those.

I'm not sure that's sun screen...

bj

Maybe. It felt special but then I always think the animals are there to see me. I know in that moment that I was meant to be there to see them.

Oh. *keeps rubbing*

*waves to sara*


oh, monsieur snood, your av. you're everything i dreamed you'd be.
*batting eyelashes*

hi all.

Hey Ms Sassy in her pants! Good to see you!

Nightmares are dreams, too...

Snood

There's a line from a poem

 

[sassynyc]

Nightmares are dreams, too...

Snood

sheesh, try to give a hairy guy a compliment...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Do you know when I come to think of it most of my dreams are nightmares I am always looking for someone or trying to get somewhere must be a meaning there somewhere

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I haven't been on much but today I actually need to not be in the sun so I am online while I watch my kids splashing in the pool. Thank god for wireless.



Maybe. It felt special but then I always think the animals are there to see me. I know in that moment that I was meant to be there to see them.

Oh. *keeps rubbing*

Perpetual youth, yes. Sun protection, not so much.
Take it from me.

Well, take it from him, actually.

bj

 

[Safe_Bet]

I dunno; I've always been quite fond of big hairy boys.
bj

You must be flipping ecstatic over The Snood!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You must be flipping ecstatic over The Snood!

I wouldn't want to frighten him. He's new here, after all.

Did anyone warn him about the Evil thing?

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I wonder if he ever wears a kilt?

 

[Sara Crewe]

I wouldn't want to frighten him. He's new here, after all.

Did anyone warn him about the Evil thing?

bj

I thought we agreed that you would call me Sara from now on...


Fuck.

 

[sassynyc]

Psst.....Snood, come here.

closer.

*stage whispers*
Bj=

You've been warned.

Bj, how'd I do?

 

[the Snood]

sheesh, try to give a hairy guy a compliment...

I accept the compliment with good grace, but Aquarian "humour" will out.

Snood

 

[the Snood]

Psst.....Snood, come here.

closer.

*stage whispers*
Bj=

You've been warned.

Bj, how'd I do?

I'd never have known. She seems so ... wholesome.

Snood

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Watch that hairy guy girls he gets you all excited with his oscilating probe then just ups and leaves you dangling he should get together with Homb for the dangling bit

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I thought we agreed that you would call me Sara from now on...


Fuck.

Psst.....Snood, come here.

closer.

*stage whispers*
Bj=

You've been warned.

Bj, how'd I do?

Sassy, that was perfect, though I wonder if he believes you.
Hell, he may be evil himself, for all we know.

Yeah, it was the OTHER evil thing. Me, that is.
But yes, even though SafeBet found out too late about me (hence the whole Vagina Song incident) we should definitely warn her about you.

SB, you know about me already, to your dismay. Here's the punchline:

I'm only Sara's evil grand vizier. Just to give you some perspective.

bj

 

[the Snood]

Watch that hairy guy girls he gets you all excited with his oscilating probe then just ups and leaves you dangling he should get together with Homb for the dangling bit

The Snood eats bushes and leaves.

Snood

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'd never have known. She seems so ... wholesome.

Snood

*hides under the table to cover instantaneous fit of laughter*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*hides under the table to cover instantaneous fit of laughter*

I can hear you under there.

o Hey

*crawls under table*

whatcha doin'?

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

I can hear you under there.

o Hey

*crawls under table*

whatcha doin'?

bj

Um, well TS called ya wholesome. With a straight face 'n everything.

I'm in awe of his control.

 

[the Snood]

Um, well TS called ya wholesome. With a straight face 'n everything.

I'm in awe of his control.

You have no idea.

Snood