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Wow, bj! You are really getting into this National Underwear Day!

Did it inspire any poetry? I'm waiting for an ode...
 
what about for those of us who dont wear underwear? do we get a substitute holiday? bare bottoms day perhaps?
 
Wow, bj! You are really getting into this National Underwear Day!

Did it inspire any poetry? I'm waiting for an ode...

ode to underwear

to the clothe that surrounds our curves
the patterns that embrace our posteriors
to the silks we wear on saturdays
and the wedgies we receive on wednesdays
whether hipster or briefs
boxers or thongs
to unmentionables, undergarments, and lingerie alike
we celebrate you on this
national underwear day
 
ode to underwear

to the clothe that surrounds our curves
the patterns that embrace our posteriors
to the silks we wear on saturdays
and the wedgies we receive on wednesdays
whether hipster or briefs
boxers or thongs
to unmentionables, undergarments, and lingerie alike
we celebrate you on this
national underwear day

Oh very nice!

*applause, cheering crowds, enormous bouquets lifted up onto stage*

There WILL be a challenge. But I gotta think about it for a while.

bj
 
Because I am a shamelss undies floosie, and you can never have too many pairs,

ooh, lookit…a shoe-n-undies combo! ~ like Xmas in August, baby :D

classic

Vicky’s Angels

oh so girly

the tom boy

gone fishin’

bless his, um...…heart

tighty whities

Tyson...…no, not Mike


Undies are so fabulous, they really do deserve poetry:
Better Than Naked

And until I find out about the shoe holiday, this will have to do:
Mama Needs A New Pair Of Shoes

The proper authorities will be hearing from me on this matter.
You can tell the shit I obsess over, from the poetry I write.
 
Because I am a shamelss undies floosie, and you can never have too many pairs,

ooh, lookit…a shoe-n-undies combo! ~ like Xmas in August, baby :D

classic

Vicky’s Angels

oh so girly

the tom boy

gone fishin’

bless his, um...…heart

tighty whities

Tyson...…no, not Mike


Undies are so fabulous, they really do deserve poetry:
Better Than Naked

And until I find out about the shoe holiday, this will have to do:
Mama Needs A New Pair Of Shoes

The proper authorities will be hearing from me on this matter.
You can tell the shit I obsess over, from the poetry I write.


You are too fabulous. I particularly liked the diagram about where to put the money. I'll make a note of that.

And I'm nearly ready to make my challenge.

muahaha
*evil grand vizier gets all outta control when the Nymph is on vacation*


see y'all tomorrow

bj
 
my sincere apologies for not contributing of late -
lurking I do,
posting, well, not so much at this time...

:cool:

Even the Bistro has its occasional quiet hour. It is the way of things. But it is excellent to see you. I'm unfortunately off now for the evening, but you just lurk any time you like, and your posts will always be a special treat.

I lurk over in your thread too. Constantly. Just so you know.

hearts and bananas
bj
 
I seem to have stumbled upon what ails me .. guilt ... Isn't it odd that something that happened so long ago can clog up my thought processes now in a woman of sound (well sound..ish) mind and body and it's my bodily responses that are suffering for it. Can a child feel that sort of guilt that it carries through the years to become a stumbling block now? It would seem so .. if only I knew how to purge it
 
Now normally I am not the sort who would kiss and tell but ........ well I have permission so that makes it alright. Ermmmmm well Leon and I are on the same server and I well um I lead him astray into a private room no less! And when I said he was hot before ............ phewwwwwwwwwwwww scorched parts here! Still fanning myself and trembling .....
 
I'll not quote that hot gossip just in case you want to edit later.

I always suspected that about Leon. He's way too sexy for his shirt.

I'm declaring that at least for the rest of the week is the Bistro Underwear Festival. Post away. Anschul, those were extremely outta control and I loved them. And I'm the sort of grrrl who liked BOTH the one for me and the one for you. Just that way, y'know.

And by the way, it's my turn to be Tarzan tonight.

bj
 
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