Bistro Bijou

[Angeline]

Well, let's just say you must be very skilled to get that look on his face after the shellacking the Sox took today.

But then, my team can't even hold onto the title of Worst Team in Baseball. The goddam Nationials have tied us.

Your team gave the Sox the only good series in the past two weeks. But I feel your pain. And yeah losing to the Yankees at Fenway is pretty hard to take. At least Big Dave looks really good now that he's off the DL.

When a guy can lay back like that and be serviced, I'm guessing he can get over his team losing.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Are you asking me to deep throat your AV?

Because I would totally go there.

bj

See, I think you stick a real banana down my throat and I'll just eat, with biting and chewing and the whole bit.


*waits for guys to move away and sit down with their legs crossed*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

One time two men were bugging me in the Lit Chat lounge so I told them I'd have phone sex with whichever one of them could win my version of So You Want to Be a Millionaire. Lol! Then I gave them impossibly hard questions. I'm not at all opposed to phone sex but not with either of those boobs (yes Bijou, I said boobs!).

I signed on to that Lit Chat thing but it wouldn't let me go in anywhere kept saying I didn't have the password to get in and I got hit on by so many pervs while I was trying to sort it out that I gave up on it plus it's such a poky little room to type anything in I am used to chatrooms at least five times the size of that ... who says size isn't everything?!!

 

[champagne1982]

I signed on to that Lit Chat thing but it wouldn't let me go in anywhere kept saying I didn't have the password to get in and I got hit on by so many pervs while I was trying to sort it out that I gave up on it plus it's such a poky little room to type anything in I am used to chatrooms at least five times the size of that ... who says size isn't everything?!!

If there's a lock beside the room name on the index, then it's a private room made by some cyber freek who wants to talk about their illegal and obscene sexual proclivities with some unsuspecting guy who's imitating an 18 year old virgin girl...

I used to make a chat room there called Intelligent Conversation (maybe) with maybe being the password, you had to have at least that much intelligence to get into the room.

But yep, there're options that most new members to chat don't know about, like turning off private conversations and the room details, like who's coming and going. That can be a bit of a pain, especially in the Lounge, since everyone enters chat through that portal.

It's a haven for pervs and predators though, and oh yeah... the only reason to visit the family room is if you do it with a truth or dare gang and go in to taunt the creeps with your thigh highs and virginal ponytails. Not that I ever did that... It was a good consequence to lay on a guy you knew would get all squeamish about seeing his username in there.

So, lit chat can be fun, I met wonderful people inside the little program that runs it, Cordelia and BooMerengue spring first to mind and I know there are others, I just haven't bothered with chat on any kind of regularity in ages.

We poets should raid it sometime and take back the literary salon. Lying in wait for unsuspecting pervs who pm us with "Take off your clothes, slut and call Me Master..." I can hear the jeering now. He'd leave with his balls clawing their way back inside his gut and his penis tucked out of sight between his legs.

Anyway, that's a typical first time chat experience.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Has anyone here ever gone for an endoscopy? Are they painful? I'm very nervous. I hate medical procedures, but my GP wants me to schedule one.

I do like my GP, though. He's attentive. And handsome doesn't hurt anyone, especially someone asking me to take my clothes off.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You'll just have a little sleep next thing you know it will be done so don't worry hunny xxx

 

[champagne1982]

I've had an echocardiogram where I swallowed the emitter and they took images of my heart valves through my esophogus, a TransEsophogeal Echocardiogram. I'm guessing your endoscopy isn't examining your upper GI tract though. If it is they'll give you a happy pill and then spray the back of your throat with a topical (and horrid tasting) anaesthetic. If it's not they'll at least give you a light sedative before proceeding.

Best wishes for a quick and easy examination.

 

[normal jean]

..................

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Thank you for the reassurances. I hate hospitals. I haven't been except to visit in about 15 years. I guess it is better to know what is going on than not to, though.

My GP I've only had for about a year and he's way too handsome. He's tall and thin and good looking with cute nerdy glasses. And he travels to the poorest countries in the world on his vacation time to heal the impoverished. *sigh*

I haven't even had the discussion about the "yearly" with him yet, but it is about time to I suppose. I wonder if he'll suggest doing it himself or send me to a gynecologist? eee! Probably better if it is the latter. I would hate to actually get aroused during an exam in a way that was obvious. Well. I'd kind of hate it. hahaha.

*makes a coffee with skim*

 

[champagne1982]

Thank you for the reassurances. I hate hospitals. I haven't been except to visit in about 15 years. I guess it is better to know what is going on than not to, though.

My GP I've only had for about a year and he's way too handsome. He's tall and thin and good looking with cute nerdy glasses. And he travels to the poorest countries in the world on his vacation time to heal the impoverished. *sigh*

I haven't even had the discussion about the "yearly" with him yet, but it is about time to I suppose. I wonder if he'll suggest doing it himself or send me to a gynecologist? eee! Probably better if it is the latter. I would hate to actually get aroused during an exam in a way that was obvious. Well. I'd kind of hate it. hahaha.

*makes a coffee with skim*

Women went to women's doctors in the late 19th and early 20th centuries simply to have their Hysteria dealt with through massage and manipulation of the womb... indeed. I've been aroused during an internal exam because my anatomy won't behave any differently. It is NOT mind over matter and my doctor was very apologetic. I was embarrassed (literally) but totally surprised at my reaction. I almost asked him how he'd done it but figured I could experiment on my own.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I have just received a PM sending me a link showing shoes to make men look taller and asking if this is my thread ..... now I am a trifle confused and am wondering if this is a new type of chat up line that I have so far missed in my sheltered life. Maybe he/she is height challenged and wishes to gain some stature but I am afraid in my eyes he/she should crawl back under the stone they just vacated

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Has anyone here ever gone for an endoscopy? Are they painful? I'm very nervous. I hate medical procedures, but my GP wants me to schedule one.

I do like my GP, though. He's attentive. And handsome doesn't hurt anyone, especially someone asking me to take my clothes off.

The procedure that I just had was endoscopic. I was under general anesthesia. The only pain I had was a sore throat that day and a sore shoulder the next two days (which is common). My shoulder is feeling much better now. It beats having incisions like I did for my last two surgeries!

-Sheila

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I have just received a PM sending me a link showing shoes to make men look taller and asking if this is my thread ..... now I am a trifle confused and am wondering if this is a new type of chat up line that I have so far missed in my sheltered life. Maybe he/she is height challenged and wishes to gain some stature but I am afraid in my eyes he/she should crawl back under the stone they just vacated

Dolly, you get the WEIRDEST pm's! Even though I know it's not enviable, I envy at least the interestingness of it. Not that my inbox isn't a purely fascinating place, occasionally, but it's certainly not as surreal as yours seems to be.

You mean they asked if the bistro is yours? Were they trying to tell you they wear the shoes? Or sell you some? Or get you to wear them? That's just fascinatingly crazy.

bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

The procedure that I just had was endoscopic. I was under general anesthesia. The only pain I had was a sore throat that day and a sore shoulder the next two days (which is common). My shoulder is feeling much better now. It beats having incisions like I did for my last two surgeries!

-Sheila

It's evidence of how well those go, in fact, that here you are back in the bistro already! Good to see you, and I'm so glad you're recuperating so well.

extra pillow? A little reiki for your shoulder?

bj

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

u certainly can't have a better nurse than bj!

thank you guys for your support. i'll just lie comfortably on this daybed and sip my fruit juice. btw, after any surgery, i always drink 100% cranberry juice and 100% grape juice. They fight infection.

just a tip for future reference.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Dolly, you get the WEIRDEST pm's! Even though I know it's not enviable, I envy at least the interestingness of it. Not that my inbox isn't a purely fascinating place, occasionally, but it's certainly not as surreal as yours seems to be.

You mean they asked if the bistro is yours? Were they trying to tell you they wear the shoes? Or sell you some? Or get you to wear them? That's just fascinatingly crazy.

bj

No no he/she wanted to know if the thread about make taller shoes was mine...... Is there another one of me making odd threads? Have I been cloned?

I have just watched 'War of the worlds' (Tom Cruise version) and was wondering is there a clause in American made movies that says the hero must find all of his family in one place and in one piece at the end with no explanation as to how they got there? Not only this one also in 'Remembrance day when of course all the American heros saved the day before reclaiming their families right on time for the happy ending awwwwwwww!'

 

[unpredictablebijou]

No no he/she wanted to know if the thread about make taller shoes was mine...... Is there another one of me making odd threads? Have I been cloned?

I have just watched 'War of the worlds' (Tom Cruise version) and was wondering is there a clause in American made movies that says the hero must find all of his family in one place and in one piece at the end with no explanation as to how they got there? Not only this one also in 'Remembrance day when of course all the American heros saved the day before reclaiming their families right on time for the happy ending awwwwwwww!'

That's why I watch movies like this instead.

The original War of the Worlds movie ended with a really pompous narrator talking about how God would always save us from the aliens, cause, we're, like... I don't know why. Just because.

I am personally skeptical.

bj

 

[Angeline]

That's why I watch movies like this instead.

The original War of the Worlds movie ended with a really pompous narrator talking about how God would always save us from the aliens, cause, we're, like... I don't know why. Just because.

I am personally skeptical.

bj

I used to drive through Grovers Mill every day on my way to work. Never saw a Martian, just some grumpy old people and a guy with weird lawn ornaments,

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I used to drive through Grovers Mill every day on my way to work. Never saw a Martian, just some grumpy old people and a guy with weird lawn ornaments,

That was Them. Aliens signal one another with assortments of lawn ornaments.

.

 

[Angeline]

That was Them. Aliens signal one another with assortments of lawn ornaments.

.

I always wondered about New Jerseyites' obsession with shiny green balls on pedestals and plaster virgin marys in grottos.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I always wondered about New Jerseyites' obsession with shiny green balls on pedestals and plaster virgin marys in grottos.

Shiny green balls.

There ya go.

bj

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

No no he/she wanted to know if the thread about make taller shoes was mine.....

I got that SPAM too.

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

No no he/she wanted to know if the thread about make taller shoes was mine...... Is there another one of me making odd threads? Have I been cloned?

I have just watched 'War of the worlds' (Tom Cruise version) and was wondering is there a clause in American made movies that says the hero must find all of his family in one place and in one piece at the end with no explanation as to how they got there? Not only this one also in 'Remembrance day when of course all the American heros saved the day before reclaiming their families right on time for the happy ending awwwwwwww!'

I guess that's why I was so surprised with the ending of "I am Legend."

 

[Angeline]

Shiny green balls.

There ya go.

bj

http://www.lawnornamentsandfountains.com/ProductImages/fixup/rainbow%20green-s.gif

Almost everyone in my neighborhood when I was a kid had one of those things on their front lawn. I knew they were Martians! My father said goys, but I think Martians!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

http://www.lawnornamentsandfountains.com/ProductImages/fixup/rainbow%20green-s.gif

Almost everyone in my neighborhood when I was a kid had one of those things on their front lawn. I knew they were Martians! My father said goys, but I think Martians!

Oh THOSE balls.



Goys ARE martians, of course. He was right.

Round here those are often mistakenly called Witch balls. In reality, witch balls are quite different. Sort of an Appalachian dream-catcher.

Real witches generally have crystal balls. And magic wands.

bj