Bistro Bijou

[sethp]

I'm stopping at the naked in a tree house part.

Makes me think of her.

golly gee.

bj

LOL well that's not a bad image!

 

[Sara Crewe]

You mean like this?

yum

bj

That's it.


And it has to come with a ,"I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I please with you while I have you," attitude.

 

[loststar]

I said relatively normal, Ms. Smarty Von Pantsenstein. The modifier is the key there. I dunno what we should get them. I'd say we don't bite but I don't like to lie.


And thank you. Lots of my poems that are first person narrated are not really about me but that I is me in that one. It probably works because it's true for me.

will you bite me? I promise to almost behave

 

[UnderYourSpell]

on the nipple

 

[Sara Crewe]

will you bite me? I promise to almost behave

I happen to love to bite. I think I am part vampire. I will bite you as long as you don't behave.

 

[loststar]

depends on how you define behavior

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I happen to love to bite. I think I am part vampire. I will bite you as long as you don't behave.

*pushes rudely to be first in line*

I think I can find witnesses to the effect that I am the least well-behaved person around here.

and by the way, I'm going to adopt Ms. Smarty Von Pantsenstein as my official new name. It made me lawl and roffle.

love
Smarty

 

[Sara Crewe]

depends on how you define behavior

I define it badly or not at all.

 

[Sara Crewe]

*pushes rudely to be first in line*

I think I can find witnesses to the effect that I am the least well-behaved person around here.

and by the way, I'm going to adopt Ms. Smarty Von Pantsenstein as my official new name. It made me lawl and roffle.

love
Smarty

Ah. A victim. Willing victims are never quite as tasty though...you need to work on your shy retiring side. I think you stuffed her in the closet when you were three or maybe two.

Wow. Will you use all the names I call you? 'Cause this could be all kinds of fun for me.

SC xo

 

[Angeline]

What kinda love is that? A real friend woulda takin' a zoo animal story for the team.


I still talk to both of them (Loco not for awhile). I know you would never have been able to drag Crown onto a poetry board.

Well I am your friend, but I'm not going it alone on the giraffe story. And Crown and I were uh good friends ahem, and he reminded me numerous times that he *hates* poetry. But honestly those two would liven up this forum, wouldn't they?

*laughing* Indeed. We young'uns need the whole story, someday.

You've been astoundingly quotable lately.

*waves at Anschul* Hope your trip is being graceful and kind.

Oy the shop is full of excellent chicks today. It's a major grrrl party goin on in here. But I'm in, and watchin'.

bienvenue

bj

Sara and I made hay off that story (get it? giraffe--hay...uh ne'er mind) for years by simply never telling anyone that the original story was rather boring. We did have a lot of fun in Lit chat back in the day though, and as Sara will attest it was mainly abusing men in the Lounge. Though Lauren and I dished out quite a bit of abuse in our personal Literary Salon. And we only abused the ones who deserved it. If a guy's name was BigDick4U and he started "hey babying" me, the game was on! Crown and Loco were chat moderators and they usually gleefully joined in. Good times.

 

[Sara Crewe]

But honestly those two would liven up this forum, wouldn't they?

They would, for sure. I dunno that Loco does the computer thing much anymore. Crown is still around, not Lit, but he's online more than God. If God were to be online.

 

[Homburg]

Only when Sara's around.

New av is cool.

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The scary thing is that I'm holdin' back. This is the restrained me. I'm tryin' not to scare the relativley normal people.

There are normal people here?

*looks around, alarmed*

good lord. I hope they're okay. Should we get them anything? Water? A therapist? Xanax?

And El is right about that poem, by the way. That's just smokin' hot.

bj

This was my thought as well.

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*drool*

Oh. A pivotal viewing moment in my life. When I realized I was very into uhm being handled.

*looks more suddenly more awake*

Did someone say they need handling?

--

You mean like this?

yum

bj

That's it.


And it has to come with a ,"I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I please with you while I have you," attitude.

I've both carried a woman in that manner, and done exactly what the fuck I pleased with her afterwards. I consider it one of the finer things in life.

 

[Angeline]

They would, for sure. I dunno that Loco does the computer thing much anymore. Crown is still around, not Lit, but he's online more than God. If God were to be online.

Give him my fond regards, please. And I understand about Loco,but I sure miss the guy. He was one of my favorite people here, ever.

 

[Angeline]

New av is cool.

--

<snip>

Thank you, Homie. C'est moi.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Ah. A victim. Willing victims are never quite as tasty though...you need to work on your shy retiring side. I think you stuffed her in the closet when you were three or maybe two.

Wow. Will you use all the names I call you? 'Cause this could be all kinds of fun for me.

SC xo

I betcha I would at that. I have so many names already. My frequent response to the negative kind of namecalling is to say "I've been called much worse than that by much better than you."

I'd be referring to you as the "much better' from now on. That would help give the statement more authority.

Well I am your friend, but I'm not going it alone on the giraffe story. And Crown and I were uh good friends ahem, and he reminded me numerous times that he *hates* poetry. But honestly those two would liven up this forum, wouldn't they?




Sara and I made hay off that story (get it? giraffe--hay...uh ne'er mind) for years by simply never telling anyone that the original story was rather boring. We did have a lot of fun in Lit chat back in the day though, and as Sara will attest it was mainly abusing men in the Lounge. Though Lauren and I dished out quite a bit of abuse in our personal Literary Salon. And we only abused the ones who deserved it. If a guy's name was BigDick4U and he started "hey babying" me, the game was on! Crown and Loco were chat moderators and they usually gleefully joined in. Good times.

Tell Crown he should just hang out in the bistro and try to avoid the poetry. He sounds like a stellar character.

I'm off, being taken out for a late birthday dinner, but I'm posting before I go, as promised to UYS, the get-yerself-off vignette I've been working on in stolen moments.

I'll probably take it down tomorrow but it'll be in the Naked thread at least overnight.

*confessional*

bj

 

[champagne1982]

I'm home cut up chopped up and worse for wear, but home.
Yay!

 

[Guest]

I'm home cut up chopped up and worse for wear, but home.
Yay!

Welcome back in pieces.

 

[champagne1982]

I have been poked 13 times in the past 4 days and not one of them was fun. On Monday, the lab techs tried 3 locales to draw blood and finally were successful on vein 4. This morning the lab tried 3 times and got it on #3. The IV took 2 attempts and the spinal OWWWWWWWWWW 4 ... he said if it doesn't work this time we'll put you to sleep; I asked, just to be sure, y'know, if that was in the anaesthesiologists' or the veterinarians' sense of the phrase...

 

[Sara Crewe]

*looks more suddenly more awake*

Did someone say they need handling?

.

It's kind of a perpetual thing for me.

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm home cut up chopped up and worse for wear, but home.
Yay!

Welcome back. Good to see ya all in one piece and perky!

 

[Angeline]

I'm home cut up chopped up and worse for wear, but home.
Yay!

Welcome home, sweets.

 

[Angeline]

I have been poked 13 times in the past 4 days and not one of them was fun. On Monday, the lab techs tried 3 locales to draw blood and finally were successful on vein 4. This morning the lab tried 3 times and got it on #3. The IV took 2 attempts and the spinal OWWWWWWWWWW 4 ... he said if it doesn't work this time we'll put you to sleep; I asked, just to be sure, y'know, if that was in the anaesthesiologists' or the veterinarians' sense of the phrase...

Poor baby! I had a myelogram once (I may have misspelled that, but you know, it's similar to a spinal). It was not fun. And then I couldn't move for 12 hours and had to suffer my mother feeding me. And yes, I was already an adult. She spilled V-8 juice all over my face. I wanted to scream lol.

 

[Homburg]

Thank you, Homie. C'est moi.

I'd assumed as much, thus the comment. I just really dig the blue, and the phot itself. Fantastic.

--

I'm home cut up chopped up and worse for wear, but home.
Yay!

WooT!

Oh, geeze, I'm showing my MMORPG past there

Anyway, glad you're back, Champ!

--

It's kind of a perpetual thing for me.

My name is Homburg, and I approve of this post.

 

[Sara Crewe]

My name is Homburg, and I approve of this post.

There. I admitted something after all.

One secret out. Five million more to go.

 

[Homburg]

There. I admitted something after all.

One secret out. Five million more to go.

I only need a few secrets to guess the rest. Well, the rest of the ones I am interested in anyway...