Bistro Bijou

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*sneaks over to put a Metallica set on the jukebox*

*checks hair in bar mirror*

*uncorks stashed bottle of Chardonnay*

*acts casual*
 
*sneaks over to put a Metallica set on the jukebox*

*checks hair in bar mirror*

*uncorks stashed bottle of Chardonnay*

*acts casual*


*Elbows Tzara. Pulls headphones outta his ears. Steals his pen. Gets rid of his books. Hides his newspaper*

Dude. You are so being summoned. Go. Now.

Orrrr...I'll go. Wouldn't want Bijou to be all by herself in a Metallica moment.
 
*Elbows Tzara. Pulls headphones outta his ears. Steals his pen. Gets rid of his books. Hides his newspaper*

Dude. You are so being summoned. Go. Now.

Orrrr...I'll go. Wouldn't want Bijou to be all by herself in a Metallica moment.

You are so very good to me.

*sideways glance at you*

how do you feel about Metallica?

bj
 
*Elbows Tzara. Pulls headphones outta his ears. Steals his pen. Gets rid of his books. Hides his newspaper*

Dude. You are so being summoned. Go. Now.

Orrrr...I'll go. Wouldn't want Bijou to be all by herself in a Metallica moment.
Hey, I know! Let's both go!
 
You are so very good to me.

*sideways glance at you*

how do you feel about Metallica?

bj

I know. *Overly dramatic sigh* . I just can't leave a damsel in distress.

Metallica? I like anything that feels like the bands playing inside my rib cage and that curtains the rest of the world away.


Let's dance.
 
I may pass out from sheer joy before I even make it to the back room.

*staggering*

Somebody turn up that music. Really really loud.

bj
 
Who said anyone was taking you to the back room?

*clears glasses off table*



*quite literally falling off my chair and nearly upsetting a cappucino all over the laptop*

It's just a damn good thing no one happened to be in the shop just then.

It's true that I had a few of the corner tables bolted securely to the floor. Nice and stable.

I think about these things.


bj
 
So glad you agree. There may be a bit of the audiosexual in you too, sweet.

Now then. Which one of us is better with our teeth? Sara has some buttons that need to be undone.

bj
I was trained as an experimentalist. I think we should both try, after randomizing the order in which we proceed.
 
I was trained as an experimentalist. I think we should both try, after randomizing the order in which we proceed.

Excellent. I'm all for science. And I feel quite thoroughly random at the moment, within a certain parameter of my current momentum, anyway. It would take a great deal of energy to change the path of travel.

Lookit these cute shoes! Maybe we should let her leave those on.

They'd look great, I think, at about this angle. Your thoughts?

bj
 
:D
Too tickled for words.

Heyyy I've been there!

I once went to a black and leather only party and wore a black mini up to here and had on a black brass studded dog collar which should gladden Hombie's heart.

Ok you guys I am watching intently here and picking up tips are we playing this like last time and taking donations on the door?
 
Heyyy I've been there!

I once went to a black and leather only party and wore a black mini up to here and had on a black brass studded dog collar which should gladden Hombie's heart.?

*wakes up*

*snort*

Hunh? Wait, what? Pics! I demand pics!

(Had some dental work done today, first time in ten years or so, and am feeling off as a result.)
 
*wakes up*

*snort*

Hunh? Wait, what? Pics! I demand pics!

(Had some dental work done today, first time in ten years or so, and am feeling off as a result.)

That was the night when I found out with the aid of some very strange smokes what batting for the other side was like
 
Excellent. I'm all for science. And I feel quite thoroughly random at the moment, within a certain parameter of my current momentum, anyway. It would take a great deal of energy to change the path of travel.

Lookit these cute shoes! Maybe we should let her leave those on.

They'd look great, I think, at about this angle. Your thoughts?

bj
Sorry. This "thought" thing requires cortical function and I am kinda running pure limbic system right now.

I'm good with the shoes, though. And that necklace.

But I want to see if I can get her earrings off without using my hands.
 
Sorry. This "thought" thing requires cortical function and I am kinda running pure limbic system right now.

I'm good with the shoes, though. And that necklace.

But I want to see if I can get her earrings off without using my hands.

Very nice idea.

I am quite prepared to help or hinder as seems appropriate.

Glad you like the necklace. I do enjoy decorating the people I adore. Jewelry looks so much better without all that distracting clothing around it, yes?

hey, avoid this spot. I think she's ticklish there.
right here, on the other hand, doesn't seem to be ticklish at all. Quite the contrary. see?
 
Wait a pea pickin' minute! I thought that sara was topping while upbj splayed happily on the corner table. Y'know? The booth? And lecherous Uncle T-zed gave sage advice as needed (while helping with buttons...)
 
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