Ask me anything

[y=mx+b]

I have concluded you are making half of this shit up.

let's see if you can answer a real question.

Why do my testicles hurt?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I have concluded you are making half of this shit up.

let's see if you can answer a real question.

Why do my testicles hurt?

You've been jacking off too much. Let me kiss it and make it better.

 

[Peregrinator]

I saw a movie that I don't know the name of. It was years ago, but a particular scene stuck with me. The woman was riding on a train. She was standing at the window when a man walked up behind her, pulled her dress up and fucked her. She never turned around, never saw his face. That thought still gets me there in a pinch.




I would have to think about that. I'm pretty open about the things I find pleasurable.




Lace boyshorts. I have like 20 pairs.




Quite a few times. I don't do it often because I spend way too much money on panties.





Once in Mexico I was fucked from behind while standing up. I was pressed against a large picture window on the second floor of our hotel. All the lights were on. By the end of it there was a small crowd down below.

He's a good egg. I Linux.

These are all wonderful answers. I think I just fell a little deeper...

 

[mrsmiawallace]

These are all wonderful answers. I think I just fell a little deeper...

I keep telling you guys that I'm the perfect woman.

 

[y=mx+b]

You've been jacking off too much. Let me kiss it and make it better.

WRONG!
I have actually kept myself from jacking off as I am saving up for a special occasion. I am assuming that is why they hurt. Either that or maybe the rubber band has something to do with it.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

WRONG!
I have actually kept myself from jacking off as I am saving up for a special occasion. I am assuming that is why they hurt. Either that or maybe the rubber band has something to do with it.

Take the rubber band off and see if that helps.

Saving your spunk for me?

 

[y=mx+b]

I keep telling you guys that I'm the perfect woman.

except for that sixth finger. But that's easily over-looked.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

except for that sixth finger. But that's easily over-looked.

I had that removed.

 

[Peregrinator]

I keep telling you guys that I'm the perfect woman.

We keep trying to see you that way, too.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

We keep trying to see you that way, too.

You will. Eventually.

 

[y=mx+b]

Take the rubber band off and see if that helps.

Saving your spunk for me?

but the rubber band makes everything look bigger!

If I end up having more than I expected I'll send some your way.

 

[y=mx+b]

I had that removed.

and the leg length difference?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

but the rubber band makes everything look bigger!

If I end up having more than I expected I'll send some your way.

Awesome. Ice it down good.

and the leg length difference?

It's barely noticeable.

 

[y=mx+b]

It's barely noticeable.

dear lord... that was my insurance policy that nobody would find you attractive but me! How the hell am I going to be able to compete with the competition now?!?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

dear lord... that was my insurance policy that nobody would find you attractive but me! How the hell am I going to be able to compete with the competition now?!?

You always have el tres and the bread aisle.

 

[Peregrinator]

You will. Eventually.

I have no doubt at all.

What do you wear when you're home alone and there's no possibility that someone will ring the doorbell?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I have no doubt at all.

What do you wear when you're home alone and there's no possibility that someone will ring the doorbell?

Panties and a camisole. Which is what I usually sleep in.

 

[Peregrinator]

Panties and a camisole. Which is what I usually sleep in.

What color?

What are your favorite four or five articles of clothing?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

What color?

What are your favorite four or five articles of clothing?

I have a ton of colors. Pink tonight.

I love my corsets and a certain piece of lingerie that makes me look like a 40's pin-up girl. I have a great pair of black pin-stripe pants with a fitted button down top that I love. I also have a kick ass Kenny G t-shirt that is my absolute favorite. I have a gorgeous black dress that is killer on.

Don't ask about shoes or we will be here all night.

 

[Peregrinator]

I have a ton of colors. Pink tonight.

I love my corsets and a certain piece of lingerie that makes me look like a 40's pin-up girl. I have a great pair of black pin-stripe pants with a fitted button down top that I love. I also have a kick ass Kenny G t-shirt that is my absolute favorite. I have a gorgeous black dress that is killer on.

Don't ask about shoes or we will be here all night.

Kenny G? Who's dead to whom now?

I want to see you in the black dress. I also want to see you in the pinstripes.

Hell, I want to see you as a 40's pinup also.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Kenny G? Who's dead to whom now?

I want to see you in the black dress. I also want to see you in the pinstripes.

Hell, I want to see you as a 40's pinup also.

My best friend in the whole world gave me the Kenny G shirt. It's awesome. It has nothing to do with liking him, but is rather about a long standing joke we have. That is what makes it special.

After I move I plan to take some new pics. I'll see if I can accommodate your requests.

 

[SpeX125]

I saw a movie that I don't know the name of. It was years ago, but a particular scene stuck with me. The woman was riding on a train. She was standing at the window when a man walked up behind her, pulled her dress up and fucked her. She never turned around, never saw his face. That thought still gets me there in a pinch.

That reminds me of this clip:

http://www.haporn.com/getvidf49dd9ab653c1f319bc4.html

 

[y=mx+b]

That reminds me of this clip:

http://www.haporn.com/getvidf49dd9ab653c1f319bc4.html

that's how I imagine my perfect world to be like.

see a chick you want to bang and bang her right there on the spot.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

That reminds me of this clip:

http://www.haporn.com/getvidf49dd9ab653c1f319bc4.html

I'll be sure to check that out later. Thanks.

 

[Honey123]

Hello, Mia...how's your day?