Ask me anything

[littleninja]

There are a lot of people taking notes on me. I'm starting to get paranoid.

Just think of all the people taking notes that haven't mentioned it.

 

[Peregrinator]

I was building a small utopia.

I smoke Marlboro lights. I recently fell off the wagon. When school starts back I'm going to quit again.

Try American Spirits. They don't smell as bad to others and they're slightly less poisonous. They taste better, too.

Oh yeah.

Hey Perg, dirty her the fuck up again already!

Hey, a few minutes ago I was fucking her on the altar of a Catholic church.

 

[Peregrinator]

Just think of all the people taking notes that haven't mentioned it.

Dyke. Confirmed. It's okay though; Indie and I still love you.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.

I didn't even think about a wheelbarrow. I like your style.

doesn't the ink dry out your skin?

Black doesn't seem to bother me, but blue is a little drying.

 

[littleninja]

Dyke. Confirmed. It's okay though; Indie and I still love you.

Wait.... what??

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Just think of all the people taking notes that haven't mentioned it.

I used to have thoughts like that. It almost scared me away from lit entirely. I've gotten over it though.

Try American Spirits. They don't smell as bad to others and they're slightly less poisonous. They taste better, too.

I've never heard of them. I'll check it out.

 

[linuxgeek]

ya know, there are better ways to deal with your oral fixation than smoking...

 

[mrsmiawallace]

ya know, there are better ways to deal with your oral fixation than smoking...

Yeah, I know. I bite my nails too.

 

[firespin]

I used to have thoughts like that. It almost scared me away from lit entirely. I've gotten over it though.

Sorry to scare you. I'm not really taking notes. Just smiling.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Sorry to scare you. I'm not really taking notes. Just smiling.

I didn't say you scared me. I know.

 

[Peregrinator]

Wait.... what??

I accused you in some other thread a few minutes ago, and you finally confirmed my suspicions...

I used to have thoughts like that. It almost scared me away from lit entirely. I've gotten over it though.



I've never heard of them. I'll check it out.

They have nothing in them but tobacco. None of the additives that other companies use.

ya know, there are better ways to deal with your oral fixation than smoking...

That's the most overtly perverse post I've ever seen from you, Linux. I like it.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

They have nothing in them but tobacco. None of the additives that other companies use.


That's the most overtly perverse post I've ever seen from you, Linux. I like it.

Linux has had a couple over the years. That's why I keep him around. That and my crush on Lady C.

 

[littleninja]

I accused you in some other thread a few minutes ago, and you finally confirmed my suspicions...

Confirming your suspicions was a lot less fun that I had hoped.

 

[Peregrinator]

What is your most dark, evil, slutty, dangerous, edgy sexual fantasy?

What is a secret and embarrassing pleasure?

What style of underwear do you favor?

How often have you gone out in public wearing no underwear at all?

What do you think of as your sluttiest moment, a sexual encounter that you sort of almost regret, one that makes you blush, but you probably wouldn't change even if you could?

 

[IndieSnob]

They have nothing in them but tobacco. None of the additives that other companies use.

I love American Spirit yellows.

However, with my finances I had to stop smoking them.

Now I smoke some knock off called Manitou that are always buy 1 get 1 free.

They are actually very decent.

 

[IndieSnob]

Confirming your suspicions was a lot less fun that I had hoped.

Can we fuck to make sure you're not a dyke?

 

[Peregrinator]

Linux has had a couple over the years. That's why I keep him around. That and my crush on Lady C.

Linux rocks. He's one of the absolutely most wonderful posters here.

Confirming your suspicions was a lot less fun that I had hoped.

Hmmm. Maybe we should arrange for pics.

 

[Peregrinator]

I love American Spirit yellows.

However, with my finances I had to stop smoking them.

Now I smoke some knock off called Manitou that are always buy 1 get 1 free.

They are actually very decent.

I'm a blue guy. I went through a black phase, but they're a little harsh. The red ones are good, but they burn funny. I don't smoke enough to worry about the cost. Fewer than ten a day, usually.

 

[Peregrinator]

Can we fuck to make sure you're not a dyke?

We should tag-team this one too. A dyke could fake it with one guy, but a mfm is definitive proof of hetero status.

 

[IndieSnob]

I'm a blue guy. I went through a black phase, but they're a little harsh. The red ones are good, but they burn funny. I don't smoke enough to worry about the cost. Fewer than ten a day, usually.

Blue are which?

Shit, I smoke as much as two packs a day at times.

 

[littleninja]

Can we fuck to make sure you're not a dyke?

We should tag-team this one too. A dyke could fake it with one guy, but a mfm is definitive proof of hetero status.

*backs slowly out of thread*

 

[IndieSnob]

We should tag-team this one too. A dyke could fake it with one guy, but a mfm is definitive proof of hetero status.

I agree.

Until she's had her ass and pussy filled at the same time, she's never going to be sure what team she's batting for.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

What is your most dark, evil, slutty, dangerous, edgy sexual fantasy?

I saw a movie that I don't know the name of. It was years ago, but a particular scene stuck with me. The woman was riding on a train. She was standing at the window when a man walked up behind her, pulled her dress up and fucked her. She never turned around, never saw his face. That thought still gets me there in a pinch.

What is a secret and embarrassing pleasure?

I would have to think about that. I'm pretty open about the things I find pleasurable.

What style of underwear do you favor?

Lace boyshorts. I have like 20 pairs.

How often have you gone out in public wearing no underwear at all?

Quite a few times. I don't do it often because I spend way too much money on panties.

What do you think of as your sluttiest moment, a sexual encounter that you sort of almost regret, one that makes you blush, but you probably wouldn't change even if you could?

Once in Mexico I was fucked from behind while standing up. I was pressed against a large picture window on the second floor of our hotel. All the lights were on. By the end of it there was a small crowd down below.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Linux rocks. He's one of the absolutely most wonderful posters here.

He's a good egg. I Linux.

 

[Peregrinator]

Blue are which?

Shit, I smoke as much as two packs a day at times.

They're the full-flavor ones. Not quite as strong as something like a regular Marlboro.

*backs slowly out of thread*

Hey, look, she's keeping her tits pointed at us.

I agree.

Until she's had her ass and pussy filled at the same time, she's never going to be sure what team she's batting for.

Yup. This requires testing.