Bistro Bijou

[Angeline]

Course not innocent young thing like you

I'm the younger sister! Bijou said!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm the younger sister! Bijou said!

Oh shush that makes me the Mom which is wayyyyyyy too kinky

 

[Angeline]

Oh shush that makes me the Mom which is wayyyyyyy too kinky

For me too. Lol. I love fantasy, but that one is not on my short list!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Y'all been having waaaaaay too much fun in here while I've been off studying {personal quest; not structured}.

Haiku was fun to do but if you write it I'm sure the pure hell is editing it to catch the true spirit of the haiku form.

Okay ~ I'm up (groan - pun intended) for a little leg humping — my second favorite pleasure pasttime.

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I really liked the ones you chose for the thread. I'd never even try to succeed in the traditional forms, but I feel like I understand them even better now. And your quoted ones really did blow me away.

I think the Archive thread is as dignified and classy as the Bistro is... um, not.

*very sincere hump *

Um this guy I know says watching a woman suck a strap-on is wildly erotic. Not that I'd know or anything.

Course not innocent young thing like you

Ange, it's always good to have even distant, third-hand, academic knowledge of these things. ahem.
I suspect, just suspect, mind you, that I'd find it wildly erotic to watch anyone do that.

But that's just me. And Witchipoo, what are you doing up again already? Get back in here.

eta: you are SO NOT the mom. You're the really kinky, experienced sister.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh I love it when you get masterful ...or is that mistressful?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Huh experienced? I wonder .. I have a fancy you may just have done one or two things that I haven't

 

[Eluard]

Party pooper!

You rang, sah!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Oh I love it when you get masterful ...or is that mistressful?

Dommy. Toppy. I love a challenge.

So, sorta like this:

*whispers very low next to your ear*
For the next five minutes I'd like the only words you say to be "Yes, bijou." Understand?

bj

 

[Eluard]

quit that. I like the heat levels in here.

Just lie to me and tell me you're wearing a kilt right now. I don't care what tartan it is or anything.

I even like these.

I'll lie to you about what I'm wearing if you lie to me about what you're wearing.

bj

An Aussie Speedo! OK now it's your turn.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Dommy. Toppy. I love a challenge.

So, sorta like this:

*whispers very low next to your ear*
For the next five minutes I'd like the only words you say to be "Yes, bijou." Understand?

bj

*breathy ooooo* Yes Bijou ... 5 minutes?!!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

An Aussie Speedo! OK now it's your turn.

oo nice!

hm, let's see.

A complete leather pirate wench outfit. With (outrageous lie) fabulous amounts of cleavage.

*breathy ooooo* Yes Bijou ... 5 minutes?!!

I know how you like to talk. Didn't want to make it too challenging ... at first.

Besides, after that it'll come naturally. No command necessary.

It's how I roll.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

An Aussie Speedo! OK now it's your turn.

Sara arrives back from football game only to be lefting wondering what an "Aussie speedo is..."

Not sure I want to picture it. I am currently leaving my mind blank instead.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

ooooooooo yes

 

[Angeline]

You rang, sah!

You just like being the only man at this party. (Well, since Annie drug LeBroz off...)


<Smart man!>

An Aussie Speedo! OK now it's your turn.

Is this what you were wearing the first time you had sex?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

yes Bijou

 

[unpredictablebijou]

ooooooooo yes

Yes, who?

You do seem to bring out the dommy side in me, blondie.

Sara arrives back from football game only to be lefting wondering what an "Aussie speedo is..."

Not sure I want to picture it. I am currently leaving my mind blank instead.

It's like a regular speedo, (bonus! Santa, my other major fetish!) only it looks like it has a Foster's can in it.

bj

 

[Sara Crewe]

Yes, who?

It's like a regular speedo, (bonus! Santa, my other major fetish!) only it looks like it has a Foster's can in it.

bj

Hmmm, does that mean El's women can recycle him when they are all ...errr...finished with him?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hmmm, does that mean El's women can recycle him when they are all ...errr...finished with him?

All men recycle eventually. Just takes a little longer as they get more mature.



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[Sara Crewe]

All men recycle eventually. Just takes a little longer as they get more mature.



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I think that might be regenerate...I think the concept of actually recycling themselves might be an ew factor for some dudes. Having said that, I am sure that some other dudes would be hugely turned on by it.

El strikes me as a pretty straight dude though...I might be wrong though. The guys really don't like to share huh?

That's too bad.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I think that might be regenerate...I think the concept of actually recycling themselves might be an ew factor for some dudes. Having said that, I am sure that some other dudes would be hugely turned on by it.

El strikes me as a pretty straight dude though...I might be wrong though. The guys really don't like to share huh?

That's too bad.

I agree. Perhaps recycling isn't quite the term to use. Recuperate, perhaps.

*waits for El to weigh in on the recycling issue.*

Guys who don't mind sharing are a sad rarity. Guys who are into sharing are even more precious.

*notices that UYS can still walk. Drags her off again*

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

OMG !! Not there! sorry yes Bijou

 

[Sara Crewe]

I agree. Perhaps recycling isn't quite the term to use. Recuperate, perhaps.

*waits for El to weigh in on the recycling issue.*

Guys who don't mind sharing are a sad rarity. Guys who are into sharing are even more precious.

*notices that UYS can still walk. Drags her off again*

bj

El has disappeared into the safety of the shadows. I wonder what it would take to hold him here? Maybe rope.

Hmm, I wonder if guys realize that sharing is a huge turn on.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

sharing? oh lummy!

 

[Angeline]

I agree. Perhaps recycling isn't quite the term to use. Recuperate, perhaps.

*waits for El to weigh in on the recycling issue.*

Guys who don't mind sharing are a sad rarity. Guys who are into sharing are even more precious.

*notices that UYS can still walk. Drags her off again*

bj

Homie and Anschul are pretty good sharers, I've noticed. In fact, Homie is almost as brave as the girls are about sharing here. Lol. I'm not sure how he'll feel about that but I did mean it as a compliment.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

OMG !! Not there! sorry yes Bijou

heh heh. For that you get a reward.

*Interesting Thing makes Additional Interesting Sound*

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