Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

Holy shit! Toronto is under a tornado watch.

Radar picture

Wow!

You stay safe, Rob.

 

[rgraham666]

Thanks beautiful.

 

[Guest]

Be safe, Rob.

This week, I've had to convince my mother that she's not the victim of a telephone stalker, and that neither my dad nor Elvis is trying to contact her from the grave.

Early onset Alzheimers. It ain't pretty.

Oh, hon. We've been there with my husband's mother.

 

[Katyusha]

I just can't seem to get healthy and stay that way. *grumble*

 

[rgraham666]

You sure look healthy.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I just can't seem to get healthy and stay that way. *grumble*

Me either. Though I think my sinuses are doing better since the horseradish at dinner.

 

[Katyusha]

You sure look healthy.

Thank you. Just wish I felt healthy too...I have another damn infection.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm a bit lovesick these days.

Or maybe just lust sick.

 

[Katyusha]

Me either. Though I think my sinuses are doing better since the horseradish at dinner.

I hope that lasts awhile for you.

 

[mansome]

I don't think there's anything more pathetic on the internet than jealousy among people who have never met each other.....

 

[Katyusha]

Good god...we're under another severe thunderstorm warning and a tornado watch.

 

[carsonshepherd]

The sad thing is, people believe this shit. *grumble* someone's making money off the gullibility of others.

Is gullibilty a word?

 

[Trombonus]

American Gladiators and a whole butt-load of Final Fantasy Sheet music.

Does it get any better than this?

Except now I'm done with both, and I now realize just how much I need to pee...

 

[Katyusha]

Be safe, Rob.

This week, I've had to convince my mother that she's not the victim of a telephone stalker, and that neither my dad nor Elvis is trying to contact her from the grave.

Early onset Alzheimers. It ain't pretty.

 

[impressive]

That went as well as it possibly could have, I suppose. *wipes brow*

Imp has a Bel in her house.

 

[MagicaPractica]

That went as well as it possibly could have, I suppose. *wipes brow*

Imp has a Bel in her house.

Yay!

 

[FatDino]

I don't give a flying fuck, or even a walking one, about what you think of my life. You know fuck zip and it's none of your business. You sit on your ass all day long, live on your parents' money and you're not even taking summer classes when you certainly can. Who are you to tell me how to live my life?

And how did it feel when I told you how much I got paid a week? How many hours I worked? What program I was in and what school I was going to? So I'm wasting my food, so fucking what?! It's MY food, it's MY money. I do whatever the fuck I want with it. I appreciate the fact that there are people who are starving all over the world. That's why I'm working and studying my ass off so I can be some use five years from now. Maybe you should get off your fat ass and do something like that, too. Fucking grow up.

And do NOT try to start a fight with me when I JUST get back home from working a 12-hour shift at the end of a week. You're just gonna set yourself up for hell. Lucky you it was some gentle hell I gave earlier. First time you'd done it and all.

~~~

Don't hug me. I'm cranky.

 

[Guest]

Don't hug me. I'm cranky.

I do have a solid baseball bat you can borrow.

 

[FatDino]

I do have a solid baseball bat you can borrow.

I could try to be polite and say that the heat was getting to me. But since I don't care, I'll borrow your bat.

 

[Guest]

I could try to be polite and say that the heat was getting to me. But since I don't care, I'll borrow your bat.

Anytime, sweetheart.

I have more than one bat. Can I help you smash things?

 

[FatDino]

Anytime, sweetheart.

I have more than one bat. Can I help you smash things?

You can start on her perfume bottles. She nearly suffocates me every day with her over use of perfume.

 

[Guest]

You can start on her perfume bottles. She nearly suffocates me every day with her over use of perfume.

Oh, gag.

I'll triple garbage bag them before I begin to smash.

 

[FatDino]

Oh, gag.

I'll triple garbage bag them before I begin to smash.

Then throw it at her face, loosely tightened, so she can experience her own smell.

 

[Guest]

Then throw it at her face, loosely tightened, so she can experience her own smell.

You're really evil.

I like that.

 

[FatDino]

You're really evil.

I like that.

I let the devil in me be known. That's why.


But only sometimes.