Baby Birds!

[Guest]

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[damppanties]

There may be some Little Debbie's Cosmic Brownies on top of the fridge.

Let me check.

I have the last part of this amazing chocolate chip bread but I am saving it.

 

[Guest]

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[damppanties]

Why?

It would taste great with some chocolate frosting all over it.

Because it's delicious. And it's the last piece. I'm going to savor it.

I don't have chocolate frosting. It's okay though. The chocolate chips melt in your mouth. *siiiggghhhh*

 

[Guest]

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[damppanties]

I'm so full.

With the rum - the chocolate - the popcorn -

Ugh.

I know. It's sick.

 

[Guest]

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[damppanties]

Yeah.

Want a brownie?

Uh, yes, thank you. Then I'll go burrow into my bed and sleep for 9-10 hours to let the fat accumulate.

 

[Guest]

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[voluptuary_manque]

That's what the men do!



(Sleep well, dampy.)

You think men are bad about it, try being a bear! My new cookbook will soon be available, How to Gain Forty Pounds Before Winter: the Bear's Pre-Hibernation Cookbook. Guaranteed no recipe with less than 500 calories!

 

[damppanties]

That's what the men do!



(Sleep well, dampy.)

Night.

 

[Guest]

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[voluptuary_manque]

You know, I've been on a cooking binge this past week!

My children have been singing my praises!

Apple cobbler crumbly
Grilled Stuffed Burritos
Exquisite grilled burgers
Chicken baked with sour cream and cheese
Serious spaghetti with burger and sausage in the sauce

I feel like a mom.

Once I get the cleansed files off my old hard drive, I'll send you a couple of my originals. The Swiss Chard Pie in the Provencal Manner always gets rave reviews from everyone who eats it. Only trouble is . . . it's mostly cream! How I ever managed to lose that first 30 pounds will go down in the family as a complete mystery.

'NIght Sarah.

 

[Guest]

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[Selena_Kitt]

How sweet! We have a robin who did the very same thing, above the light right outside the back door. So far, we still have eggs, no babies... but we're watching!

 

[Guest]

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[ABSTRUSE]

OMG....you're a bird auntie!!


fyi: baby birds thrive on sea monkeys.

 

[Guest]

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[ABSTRUSE]

I think I ate the Sea Monkeys last night with the popcorn.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA Shrimp popcorn!

 

[Guest]

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[ABSTRUSE]

They were too salty.

In the lone wee hours of the morning, sometimes I wake up an immediately pray for you.

 

[Guest]

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[damppanties]

(And I just reread the pigout fest dampy and I had last night. My lord! Good thing that wasn't real food or I would have gained ten pounds!)

You will not believe the HUGE breakfast I had today. A mushroom and cheese omelet with toast and potatoes, french toast, pancakes. I and my roommate decided that we aren't going to eat for the next two days. And then we both realized that this resolution will probably be carried through till about four hours from the time we walk out the door of the restaurant. We're pigs. It's sad.

 

[Guest]

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[voluptuary_manque]

I plead guilty.

Food tastes good.

Cookiing is my third favorite indoor sport, eating is second . . .