Isolated Blurt Thread

[Nirvanadragones]

Just as a matter of interest . . . do the Lit beastiality rules apply to the forums, too?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Just as a matter of interest . . . do the Lit beastiality rules apply to the forums, too?

No, I'm not a true animal, I'm a shape shifter.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

No, I'm not a true animal, I'm a shape shifter.

In that case, Tiger sex is fucking Hot.

*pleasedontdeletemylitaccount, pleasedontdeletemylitaccount, pleasedontdeletemylitaccount*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

In that case, Tiger sex is fucking Hot.

*pleasedontdeletemylitaccount, pleasedontdeletemylitaccount, pleasedontdeletemylitaccount*

I know a place we can go.

 

[Tarakin]

I know a place we can go.

Before a chimney? I know of lots of tigers lying before chimneys.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Before a chimney? I know of lots of tigers lying before chimneys.

I don't have a chimney in my house.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't have a chimney in my house.

Did you tell people you lie on my like a rug?

 

[Tarakin]

I don't have a chimney in my house.

You should have! Just watch "Dinner for one" (a british scetch that's shown on the last day of the year again and again on german TV)

 

[Nirvanadragones]

You should have! Just watch "Dinner for one" (a british scetch that's shown on the last day of the year again and again on german TV)

Oh, God, my dad used to make me watch that as a child.

Did you tell people you lie on my like a rug?

The claw marks tells all, Darling.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, God, my dad used to make me watch that as a child.



The claw marks tells all, Darling.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

.....

 

[Tarakin]

Why?

WHY?

What did I do? What kind of a test is this? What kind of fucking god puts someone through this?

* Hugs *

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Why?

WHY?

What did I do? What kind of a test is this? What kind of fucking god puts someone through this?

I've got you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why?

WHY?

What did I do? What kind of a test is this? What kind of fucking god puts someone through this?

HUG

 

[MagicaPractica]

Why?

WHY?

What did I do? What kind of a test is this? What kind of fucking god puts someone through this?

*hugs*

 

[damppanties]

I miss v.

 

[rgraham666]

Sometimes joy hurts.

 

[rgraham666]

Don't like Victoria Day weekend.

Firecrackers are widely available and kids buy them. When they let them off the 'Bang!' cause a most unpleasant surge of adrenaline.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Don't like Victoria Day weekend.

Firecrackers are widely available and kids buy them. When they let them off the 'Bang!' cause a most unpleasant surge of adrenaline.

Things like that always make me want to scream "Incoming!" and dive under the sofa . . . then come up shooting back!

 

[Guest]

What?

 

[maggot420]

I miss v.

me2

 

[Nirvanadragones]

One more night.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Why?

WHY?

What did I do? What kind of a test is this? What kind of fucking god puts someone through this?

*hugs tight*

 

[fieryjen]

I missed Prom.

I had an internet outage that didn't get fixed until just now.

 

[logophile]

Blurts:

If I'm going to have this much trouble with the lilac trees, maybe I should just take them out. I thought I could handle it for two weeks a year. Now I'm not so sure.

Ten year old girls are loud and probably shouldn't travel in packs bigger than two or three.

Maybe what I really want is to fall in love again, quickly, instead of doing the healthy thing and waiting until I've unpacked the baggage from my last relationship.

That may be the absolute worst column I've ever written, but it's done and I'm turning it in.

Mmmm... Bacon. I must go see about breakfast.