Isolated Blurt Thread

[bluebell]

My brain is about to explode from the sheer amazingness going on here!

Well, you needn't be snippy about it.

Blurt: I want the cold to end.

Not until you buy boots! The weather is waiting on you. It told me so.


I think my microwave must have been a bugle in another life. It insists on trumpeting everything at a maddening volume.

 

[damppanties]

Not until you buy boots! The weather is waiting on you. It told me so.

Pffft. Random places on my body are trembling. Like little tremors. Imagine if little microscopic organisms lived on my body, it would be like earthquakes to them.

We need a loony emote.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Pffft. Random places on my body are trembling. Like little tremors. Imagine if little microscopic organisms lived on my body, it would be like earthquakes to them.

This might be one of the oddest posts I've read in years.

We need a loony emote.

Yes.... yes we do.

 

[bluebell]

Pffft. Random places on my body are trembling. Like little tremors. Imagine if little microscopic organisms lived on my body, it would be like earthquakes to them.

You do have little microscopic organisms living on your body! That's the sort of thing that keeps me up at night. I hate the thought of those little bugs. And I saw an ad in the paper today with a dust mite just staring me in the face. With its little tentacles and giant eyes and freakish...everythings. *sputters* Who thought that ad campaign was a good idea?! Not me!
(I think that's the most exclamation points I've ever used in a post!)

Loony emote. Amen, sistah.

 

[damppanties]

You do have little microscopic organisms living on your body!

Hmmm. Do they have brains? Feelings? Do they feel the earthquakes, poor things?

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I wish i could just get on a plane see her whenever i felt like it.
I wish I had frequent flyer miles.
I wish it didnt upset me, but it does.

 

[starrkers]

Fuck it.

Why do I even bother?

 

[bluebell]

Hmmm. Do they have brains? Feelings? Do they feel the earthquakes, poor things?

God, I hope not. On all counts.
Except maybe the earthquakes. Little bastards.


Um, in the interest of dispelling the myth *mumbles about Dampy* that I don't smile, I'm changing the AV. So if you don't like it, the best I can do for you is to offer a blindfold. See the Dampmeister about mortified horrifications.

 

[damppanties]

God, I hope not. On all counts.
Except maybe the earthquakes. Little bastards.

Come on. They're lives!!

Um, in the interest of dispelling the myth *mumbles about Dampy* that I don't smile, I'm changing the AV. So if you don't like it, the best I can do for you is to offer a blindfold. See the Dampmeister about mortified horrifications.

Yay! Smiley av.

 

[tickledkitty]

Yay! Smiley av.

Aww. Adorable. Don't you just want to pinch her cheeks?

 

[damppanties]

Aww. Adorable. Don't you just want to pinch her cheeks?

I want to jump on her and hugsnugglecuddlenuzzle.

 

[tickledkitty]

I want to jump on her and hugsnugglecuddlenuzzle.

I want to kiss her on the nose.

 

[bluebell]

*being squishadelically embarrassing*

Where's that loony emote?

http://bestsmileys.com/blushing/1.gif

Come on. They're lives!!

Don't make me show you a picture of one. Don't. Make. Me.

 

[tickledkitty]

I finished my work!!!!!

 

[Misty_Morning]

God its SOOOO hot!! i was dying whilst riding that back...my FACE had a pulse...i was so red when i got back...

you are such a weenie!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

you are such a weenie!

** the heat makes me want to strip...you ought to be grateful...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Bursitis?!?! What the fuck? I'm too fucking young to have bursitis.

 

[Katyusha]

I think a couple of my stories got 1-bombed.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

No doubt by some Philistine jealous of both your looks and your talent!

 

[Katyusha]

No doubt by some Philistine jealous of both your looks and your talent!

I hate jealousy. It turns people's eyes green and makes them see red when everything's supposed to be gradients of blue.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I hate jealousy. It turns people's eyes green and makes them see red when everything's supposed to be gradients of blue.

Another devotee of blue? You and Hot Mama . . . I knew there was something about you that fascinated me!

 

[Katyusha]

Another devotee of blue? You and Hot Mama . . . I knew there was something about you that fascinated me!

Actually purple; Gizz says that if there's even ONE object anywhere, no matter how small or well-hidden, that is purple, I will spot it. Blue, however is calming and serene, and a pretty color, and jealousy is not.

 

[The_Fool]

I've only met one girl with violet eyes and damn did I want her.

 

[Katyusha]

I've only met one girl with violet eyes and damn did I want her.

I used to have violet eyes...except they were colored contacts. Didn't stop people from asking me about my eye color though.

 

[The_Fool]

I used to have violet eyes...except they were colored contacts. Didn't stop people from asking me about my eye color though.

I can't imagine you as any thing other than desirable, independent of your eye color...