Top Ten Sexiest Careers for Women

al_Ussa

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Expect to see me use them all in my stories, somehow...

10. Snake charmer
9. B-movie actress
8. Mortician
7. Hair stylist
6. Businesswoman
5. Barista
4. Lawyer
3. Bellydancer
2. Real estate agent (my cousin thinks THATS the weird one, go fig)
1. Reporter
 
No.2

I have this old movie on tape about a really hot real estate agent who masturbates in her car with a nini-vibrator while she's waiting, then shows the upscale home to a hot couple, seduces the guy while the wife is out back measuring things, then does her too when she comes back in.

And there was the hot RE agent I had in Utah who was an ex Playboy bunny, who tried to take me into the women's rest room and make out with me at our house closing get together at a big hotel. Daaammn. I later found that she gets loose when she drinks a little! Ahh, youth...

So, I understand entirely. Good list.
 
I agree with Hairstylist, and would add Doctor. Any woman who has her hands on my person, in a professional situation, spins all sorts of fantasies into my mind!.......Carney
 
Why a mortician? Can't see that as sexy. Snake charmers seems to over the top. I'd go with a hot lawyer story any day.
 
I have this old movie on tape about a really hot real estate agent who masturbates in her car with a nini-vibrator while she's waiting, then shows the upscale home to a hot couple, seduces the guy while the wife is out back measuring things, then does her too when she comes back in.

Sounds hot! I like :-D

And there was the hot RE agent I had in Utah who was an ex Playboy bunny, who tried to take me into the women's rest room and make out with me at our house closing get together at a big hotel. Daaammn. I later found that she gets loose when she drinks a little! Ahh, youth...

Sounds like I should move out to Utah :-D

So, I understand entirely. Good list.

A man after me own heart. I tip my hat to you brother.

I agree with Hairstylist, and would add Doctor. Any woman who has her hands on my person, in a professional situation, spins all sorts of fantasies into my mind!.......Carney

Yeah, teacher would probably be a good one too. I didn't really have any hot teachers until I was in college though. Most of my teachers in grade and high school were either men or little ol' ladies. Not alot of ammo for fantasies there... But when I got to college. WOW. There were some real hotties. My one English lit teacher for ex.

Why a mortician? Can't see that as sexy.
I guess thats my overly morbid goth side coming through. Its actually come up in sexual role-playing, which probably says alot about the type of women I'm attracted to (or at least, those who reciprocate). Guess crazies attract crazies :-D

Snake charmers seems to over the top. I'd go with a hot lawyer story any day.

Again, says more about me than anything else, or the crowd I'm with. I've actually known a couple snake charmers (and a fire-eater), but then they were all trust fund kids. I can get behind a sexy woman with tattoos who'll let me keep whatever pets I want.

But yeah, lawyer can be really nice... As a matter a fact, theres one hot little lawyer I've got in mind right now...
 
So silly question, is there any other kind of sailor? :rolleyes:
 
Why reporter?

Stay-at-home mom seems quite common, esp. in the MILF section. :D
 
Stay-at-home mom seems quite common, esp. in the MILF section. :D

This reminds me of something silly. i told a married friend of mine once that once i become a published author he is divorcing his wife and he'll become a pampered house husband. :D ;)
 
Stewardess is forgotten I guess?

Problem is, there seems to be a lack of attractive stewardesses in recent years, at least on American Airlines, where I fly on. Although a few years back, there was this very MILFable redhead... :D
 
I think the problem with stewardesses is they don't wear the tight mini's anymore, they have longer skirts or pants now. Hard to look drop dead sexy in a knee length pleated skirt and all covering jacket. :rolleyes:
 
Hey, what about the writers? Y'know how many movies there are about sexy female writers alone with their fantasies masturbating and writing at the same time... and how right they are? ;)
 
Hey, what about the writers? Y'know how many movies there are about sexy female writers alone with their fantasies masturbating and writing at the same time... and how right they are? ;)

Write us out of this one, Joan Wilder......
 
I'm a PA (Personal Assistant NOT Physicians Assitant lol) and a lot of guys find this idea very sexy, I think there is something about the word 'personal' that conjurs up me doing all sorts of intimate and naughty things for my boss. Add to that the spectacle wearing, pencil skirt, seamed stocking attire and leaning over desks etc in a male dominated environment and you have some very hot fantasies.

Sadly, my boss is not the stuff dreams are made of, although he is an excellent boss. I have had some naughty office moments, although not with him, but it does seem to be a 'sexy' career :rose: x
 
al is a bit out there I think. I mean seriously most guys would be having waitress, nurse, personal assistant, librarian, military gal, escort, porn star and prostitute in their list.

And before anybody says it I know escort and prostitute are practically the same thing. Oh yeah I forgot stripper, probably should have added cop and firefighter to. :rolleyes:
 
Expect to see me use them all in my stories, somehow...

10. Snake charmer
9. B-movie actress
8. Mortician
7. Hair stylist
6. Businesswoman
5. Barista
4. Lawyer
3. Bellydancer
2. Real estate agent (my cousin thinks THATS the weird one, go fig)
1. Reporter
Am I the only person who feels female psychiatrists are really sexy??
 
Did anyone mention secretaries and librarians before? Hot, young, seemingly restricted women in suits and glasses, waiting for the right man to unleash the beast within... :D:devil:
 
al is a bit out there I think. I mean seriously most guys would be having waitress, nurse, personal assistant, librarian, military gal, escort, porn star and prostitute in their list.

And before anybody says it I know escort and prostitute are practically the same thing. Oh yeah I forgot stripper, probably should have added cop and firefighter to. :rolleyes:

Met a female firefighter once. Curvey redhead with toned muscles and tatoos. And pigtails. :D

DarkBee said:
Did anyone mention secretaries and librarians before? Hot, young, seemingly restricted women in suits and glasses, waiting for the right man to unleash the beast within...

Used to work in a library. One of my supervisors was this smoldering brunette who worked the weekends. White blouse, black vest, black skirt and knee-high boots *whimper*:D:devil::D
 
I definitely agree about the librarians. I even wrote a story about a sexy librarian. See sig link if that gets you going!......Carney
 
Expect to see me use them all in my stories, somehow...

10. Snake charmer
9. B-movie actress
8. Mortician
7. Hair stylist
6. Businesswoman
5. Barista
4. Lawyer
3. Bellydancer
2. Real estate agent (my cousin thinks THATS the weird one, go fig)
1. Reporter

A Barista is a person who makes coffee right? If it is I don't know why that's on the list.
 
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