Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

I'm too nosy to iggy anyone ... well except that strange man that sent me a pic of his dong

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Jami-san wrote a poem today.

Tell Jami-san that he better be very careful to keep his back to the wall around here.


Y'know what I liked best about that thread is that finally we've all been alerted to what a horrible, mean-spirited bitch Champagne is. I mean my god, how have we harbored this serpent in our breasts all this time?

All that angelic niceness and talent and diplomacy and gentility and kindness is clearly just a cover.

*snerk*

bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I'm too nosy to iggy anyone ... well except that strange man that sent me a pic of his dong

Was it an attractive dong? That's what's important.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Quite big but nothing special really as dongs go

 

[Guest]

I'm too nosy to iggy anyone ... well except that strange man that sent me a pic of his dong

Just one strange man?

 

[Angeline]

Tell Jami-san that he better be very careful to keep his back to the wall around here.


Y'know what I liked best about that thread is that finally we've all been alerted to what a horrible, mean-spirited bitch Champagne is. I mean my god, how have we harbored this serpent in our breasts all this time?

All that angelic niceness and talent and diplomacy and gentility and kindness is clearly just a cover.

*snerk*

bj

She's wonderful. Really good-hearted and talented. She's also dead on with a rifle, I hear. She's like the poetic Annie Oakley.

 

[Guest]

Y'know what I liked best about that thread is that finally we've all been alerted to what a horrible, mean-spirited bitch Champagne is. I mean my god, how have we harbored this serpent in our breasts all this time?

All that angelic niceness and talent and diplomacy and gentility and kindness is clearly just a cover.

*snerk*

bj

Champy's evilness is what makes her delicious.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Yo baby.

eta you people are too fast for me today:

She's wonderful. Really good-hearted and talented. She's also dead on with a rifle, I hear. She's like the poetic Annie Oakley.

They call her Dead-Eye Champagne, I hear. Kid Champie.

Champy's evilness is what makes her delicious.

Good AND good for you.

bj

 

[Angeline]

Jami-san wrote a poem today.

*goosey* but, I'd love to squeeze bj's bum.

For what it's worth, you have my blessing. Lol.

<Floats off to read your poem.>

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Just one strange man?

So far!! why is anyone offering?

She's wonderful. Really good-hearted and talented. She's also dead on with a rifle, I hear. She's like the poetic Annie Oakley.

Hey so can I ..... Annie get your gun here at your service

 

[Guest]

So far!! why is anyone offering?

Why sure, what do you think I'm sitting on in my AV? That's stumpy.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Why sure, what do you think I'm sitting on in my AV? That's stumpy.

*lawling*

niiiiice.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

OMG !!!!!!!!! Rofllllllll

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Don't let Champ get a hold of it she likes biggggggg

 

[Guest]

Don't let Champ get a hold of it she likes biggggggg

I do recall her saying she was a size whore.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I do recall her saying she was a size whore.

Raise your hand if you're NOT a size whore.

*sees no hands, nods*

yup.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Are all American men 'cut'?

 

[Angeline]

So far!! why is anyone offering?



Hey so can I ..... Annie get your gun here at your service

I see a new av theme in your future.

Why sure, what do you think I'm sitting on in my AV? That's stumpy.

Now I know what to get you next Christmas. Crutches.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I see a new av theme in your future.



Now I know what to get you next Christmas. Crutches.

tut and she looks so innocent too ...

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Are all American men 'cut'?

It seems like the vast majority are.

of my tiny sample, anyway. I've only seen one or two.

*pure as the driven motherfucking snow, and don't you forget it.*

I see a new av theme in your future.



Now I know what to get you next Christmas. Crutches.

Or a wheelbarrow.

bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

It seems like the vast majority are.

of my tiny sample, anyway. I've only seen one or two.

*pure as the driven motherfucking snow, and don't you forget it.*




Or a wheelbarrow.

bj

I used to have a pic of that ...

 

[Angeline]

tut and she looks so innocent too ...

I'm pretty much as wicked as Evie. I'm just quieter about it. Don't tell anybody.

 

[Guest]

Are all American men 'cut'?

Not all, but there are a lot that are, uhm intact. I think it's the trend lately for newborns are not to be.

I have foreskin envy. I think I'll fashion one out of latex and fasten it with my prince albert.

 

[Guest]

I see a new av theme in your future.



Now I know what to get you next Christmas. Crutches.

Ha! I already have a stool, why would I need crutches?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Before I got led astray by you lot I didn't realise quite how naughty she was till she told me to stop bragging I had a tight tw**!!!