Isolated Blurt Thread

[china-doll]

Ice cream is Gods way of saying he want's you to be fat.

 

[impressive]

Picked up two 12-year-old boys from the school dance -- and they made my car smell like 12-year-old girl. One girl, in particular, who they apparently shared. I like her already.

 

[Misty_Morning]

Ice cream is Gods way of saying he want's you to be fat.

No...it's satans gift.....sometimes evil can be good.



or at least tasty and delicious.

 

[Belegon]

I almost forgot... http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/Molly_Wens/31.gif

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/Molly_Wens/towel.gif

You need a spanking... the good kind.

 

[SweetWitch]

You need a spanking... the good kind.

Better pack a lunch. I'm hard to catch.

 

[Belegon]

Better pack a lunch. I'm hard to catch.

I'm in training. I'll catch you.

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm in training. I'll catch you.

I'm not going to make it easy on you.

 

[sophia jane]

Did I just hear the word spanking???


(two more days and I'm getting laid. And spanked if I'm lucky!)

 

[Belegon]

Did I just hear the word spanking???


(two more days and I'm getting laid. And spanked if I'm lucky!)

If you were here it would be two more minutes...just sayin'

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Goddamnit that was sexy as fuuuuuck! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Belegon]

I should be writing

WHERE IS MY MUSE????

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I should be writing

WHERE IS MY MUSE????

*ahem* sorry...i was watching...er...something...rather yummy...

I'm here now...do with me what you will

 

[Belegon]

*ahem* sorry...i was watching...er...something...rather yummy...

I'm here now...do with me what you will

You mean that?

hmmm... want to give me a critique of a 5K story start?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Unrelated.

That's another safe space you've just taken away from me.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

You mean that?

hmmm... want to give me a critique of a 5K story start?

go see your email! lol!

I've not been to bed yet! it's nearly 7am!

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I am really not feeling well, havent for the last 7 or 8 hours, but despite that i have worked through this shit piece of coursework, i havent slept and i have to go to work in 6 hours time...

FUCK THIS.

 

[damppanties]

I turned them on to Indian food first. Now Indian movies. Muahahaha! What next? *rubs hands together and plots*

 

[Misty_Morning]

I turned them on to Indian food first. Now Indian movies. Muahahaha! What next? *rubs hands together and plots*

the kama sutra?

 

[damppanties]

the kama sutra?

I haven't seen it.
Or read it.
Or done it.

 

[Equinoxe]

the kama sutra?

It's really not as interesting as most people would think. The Ananga Ranga is more amusing at least, but that's mostly unintentional.

 

[FatDino]

It's really not as interesting as most people would think. The Ananga Ranga is more amusing at least, but that's mostly unintentional.

I've never seen the Ananga Ranga, but gotta agree with you on the Kama Sutra. The drawings are boring and all the men in it look...disgusting. Or maybe it's because I prefer lesbian sex?

 

[Equinoxe]

I've never seen the Ananga Ranga, but gotta agree with you on the Kama Sutra. The drawings are boring and all the men in it look...disgusting. Or maybe it's because I prefer lesbian sex?

The Ananga Ranga is amusing, because it's ridiculous. It has astrology and geography based advice which is wonderfully absurd.

The Kama Sutra is mostly just uninteresting. Except in a historical sense, perhaps. It's also somewhat misleading in terms of what people think is significant about it—it's not really the sacred, sex-positive tome that some (particularly a certain segment of Western society) think it is.

It barely mentions sex between women at all.

 

[FatDino]

The Ananga Ranga is amusing, because it's ridiculous. It has astrology and geography based advice which is wonderfully absurd.

Man: "See, we need to do it doggy style because tonight Mars will be coming to Earth from behind."
Woman: "Ooh, can I be Mars?"

It barely mentions sex between women at all.

Exactly! And even when it does, the sex is only serving the purpose of arousing the men who would be present at the time. That is cheap.

 

[Equinoxe]

Man: "See, we need to do it doggy style because tonight Mars will be coming to Earth from behind."
Woman: "Ooh, can I be Mars?"

Did you know that women from Andhra Pradesh are wicked and devoid of shame? Or that Punjabi women are volatile and difficult to please?

Exactly! And even when it does, the sex is only serving the purpose of arousing the men who would be present at the time. That is cheap.

Indeed! Unfortunately, considering it is a book written by men for men, that is not surprising.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

I am dead on my feet...

*chants* gotta make it through work and all will be fine...make it through work...

I am NOT driving today until i have had more sleep when i get back...