Bistro Bijou

[UnderYourSpell]

It wasn't until she was wed
And chained to the sink and the bed
That she found that a husband
Demanded sex and be damned
And one way or other be fed

 

[RhymeSmith]

OK one last try, before I have to leave again.

(of course I had a better idea AFTER I posted!)

Rhymes with husband -

When young Winnifred took her a spouse.
Everyone said that he was a louse,
They did not understand
That her randy husband
Took her in every room in the house!

-Rhymesmith

 

[Anschul]

OK one last try, before I have to leave again.

(of course I had a better idea AFTER I posted!)

Rhymes with husband -

When young Winnifred took her a spouse.
Everyone said that he was a louse,
They did not understand
That her randy husband
Took her in every room in the house!

-Rhymesmith

Bravo!! Bravo!! Maybe we have a winner!!!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Bravo!! Bravo!! Maybe we have a winner!!!

Everybody's a winner at the Bistro.

And that title can be figurative too.

Here's mine, just a little off the cuff noodle.

Words that Rhyme with Husband

You rhyme with acrobat
defying my death and swinging
with every mood and shift.
You rhyme with angel
raising wings over me
when I need shade or salvation
You are an impossibility
a rhyme with orange and silver
a division by zero.
that you've stayed
defies logic, but
I pray in gratitude, light
incense for that
little daily miracle
of your continued faith.


I really must start a new fridge. It's one of those little tasks that I keep getting distracted from by all the hootenanny in here. Y'all are truly the bright spot in my days. and *hearts to the Fool who has heard my voice*.

*stretch, yawn*
must admit to being a teency bit hungover today. In his zeal to prove to me that he knew how to properly pour a Guinness, the main bartender ended up buying me three of them. oy.

Made taxes a LOT more fun, but I'm a bit miswired at the moment. *staggers off to find a smoothie and some ibuprofen*

bj

 

[Angeline]

Here ya go. We can stick your poem on there first.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/productImages/4/1/00000102041-KitchenAidKSRS25CNSidebysideRefridgerator-large.jpeg

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Here ya go. We can stick your poem on there first.

Suh-WEET. It's all shiny and stuff.

I'll just stick my head in for a few minutes so I can shrink it a bit.

And Happy Anniversary, dollface. Tell ee he's my hero for doing so well at making you happy.


bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

can I write rude messages with magnetic letters on it pleeeeeeeeease?

 

[Angeline]

Suh-WEET. It's all shiny and stuff.

I'll just stick my head in for a few minutes so I can shrink it a bit.

And Happy Anniversary, dollface. Tell ee he's my hero for doing so well at making you happy.


bj

Well it's a rough job, but somebody has to do it! He's my soulmate. That man gets every strange and goofy reference I make. I can't tell you what it means to me after spending most of my life saying what I've been thinking and having people look at me like I have two heads. I just bet you understand.

can I write rude messages with magnetic letters on it pleeeeeeeeease?

Hands you box of Rude Magnetic Poetry. I forgot. These came with the fridge.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Rude Fridge Writings

Twas on the good ship Venus
By god you should have seen us
The figurehead was a maid in bed
Sucking the captain's ....... oops run out of letters (rummage rummage)

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Twas on the good ship Venus
By god you should have seen us
The figurehead was a maid in bed
Sucking the captain's ....... oops run out of letters (rummage rummage)

LOLZ!

 

[champagne1982]

Twas on the good ship Venus
By god you should have seen us
The figurehead was a maid in bed
Sucking the captain's ....... oops run out of letters (rummage rummage)

mast head?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Well it's a rough job, but somebody has to do it! He's my soulmate. That man gets every strange and goofy reference I make. I can't tell you what it means to me after spending most of my life saying what I've been thinking and having people look at me like I have two heads. I just bet you understand.

Nah, that never happens to me. When I talk about headless Hindu goddesses and herkimer diamonds and 6 millimeter faceted chrysoprase barrels, everyone is right on the same page.

*hiding crossed fingers behind back*

bj

 

[Guest]

.......

 

[Angeline]

Did you just say, LOLZ! ?

We had to corrupt her sooner or later. Just a matter of time.

 

[Guest]

......

 

[Angeline]

I still haha, lol too, depending how I'm chatting with.
But LOLZ? LOLZ is like, ohmigod, no way. It's like, valley girl for online, fer sure.

Kidding! It just struck me funny.

I know cutie. One thing I've figured out about the Bijmeister (lolz) is that she doesn't do anything on a small scale.

<Runs from thread before she sees Bijmeister>

 

[Guest]

.......

 

[Tzara]

Bijmeister.


(lolz)

Bijmeister sounds like one of those cheap beers you drank in college. Y'know, the ones that claimed a German heritage:

Bijmeister is a classic brew whose crisp taste and hippy (sorry, hoppy) character originated in its ancestral home in Lolz, Bavaria.​

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Bijmeister.


(lolz)

lolz right back at ya.

I may resist smiley iconography, but I am at heart a linguist, and lolspeak fascinates me. I'm not fluent, but I can pass for a tourist.

I've begun actually saying the word "lol" in real life, which annoys people endlessly.

so i keep doin' it.

ohai Angel I do some small stuff too. just not very often.

UYS is havin' too much fun with the magnetic poetry. We need the Shakespeare set too.

das bijmeister

 

[Angeline]

Bijmeister sounds like one of those cheap beers you drank in college. Y'know, the ones that claimed a German heritage:

Bijmeister is a classic brew whose crisp taste and hippy (sorry, hoppy) character originated in its ancestral home in Lolz, Bavaria.​

I knew I could count on another nutty poet to riff on Bijmeister.

I just found what may be the strangest video I've ever seen. It...it defies description. I searched Ella and Louis and got this.

And Tzara, I have to admit I thought of what your reaction might be. Kinda don't know whether to laugh or cry, eh? Those darn Roumanians!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I have two people standing here waiting for me to go to dinner, fully an hour late, and of course you're all in here being fabulous and distracting.

Clearly I need a palm pilot with internet capability, or something. Then I'll NEVER have a life.

T, Ich möchte Ihr Lieblingsgetränk sein.

*crossing fingers that Babelfish didn't just tell you I'm a jelly doughnut or something*

augh, must skate,

bj

 

[Tzara]

I knew I could count on another nutty poet to riff on Bijmeister.

I just found what may be the strangest video I've ever seen. It...it defies description. I searched Ella and Louis and got this.

And Tzara, I have to admit I thought of what your reaction might be. Kinda don't know whether to laugh or cry, eh? Those darn Roumanians!

Gosh, life was fun when we were part of the Warsaw Pact!




Golly. I still miss how we brought out both(!) of our cannons in the May Day parade. Take that, running dogs of Capitalism!

 

[Eluard]

Quick, while she's not here.

Has anyone tried to walk von Bijmeister through the steps necessary to post images?

If not then I might have a go tomorrow.

 

[Tzara]

T, Ich möchte Ihr Lieblingsgetränk sein.

Es war nicht in mir. Es ging aus und ein.
Da wollt ich es halten. Da hielt es der Wein.

 

[Eluard]

Es war nicht in mir. Es ging aus und ein.
Da wollt ich es halten. Da hielt es der Wein.

Aww! Aint that cute — love notes being passed in German class!