Bistro Bijou

[Anschul]

Thanks again...

Welcome.

I feel pretty safe speaking for Bijou in saying you should join in early and often.

As for the pic thing, you can't add your own avatar until you reach 100 posts. All the more reason for you to hang out and chat to use up those posts. I think when I first came here, I actually may have counted down ten or so in some thread (as in post: 86, post: 87....) to get to 100, which is like really inane. Come here and shoot the breeze instead.

I am making chocolate ice cream and foccacia today. Really. My newest kick is making all the bread we consume in my home. The ice cream is by special request.

Chocolate ice cream? I just might stick around. Chocolate is my other addiction. I made the most incredible cinnamon ice cream the other day (sweet-spicy), and it was almost to die for. Think I might want my chocolate on bread.

And thanks for the tips. Eventually I'll figure this all out. Hope my poetry is up to the talent here. I love to play.

 

[Angeline]

Chocolate ice cream? I just might stick around. Chocolate is my other addiction. I made the most incredible cinnamon ice cream the other day (sweet-spicy), and it was almost to die for. Think I might want my chocolate on bread.

And thanks for the tips. Eventually I'll figure this all out. Hope my poetry is up to the talent here. I love to play.

From the few poems of yours I've read, I'd say you fit in here really well. And most love to play uh poetry.

That cinnamon ice cream sounds amazing. What did you put in for the heat? Cayenne? How much? I'd love to add hot pepper to my choco base, but my partner's teenaged sons would want to throw of out of the house!

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hello all and happy Fool's Day!

Anschul, welcome! A fellow lover of Ghias is a most excellent addition to the bistro!

What're you drinkin? I'm putting up a Fool's Day menu as soon as it calms down in the real life shop.

Meanwhile, I have some news. I've found Jesus, and gotten salvation as of last night. I've given up erotica, booze, drugs, sex and jewelry.


*off to join the Mennonites*

bj

 

[Anschul]

Gold Patron

Hello all and happy Fool's Day!

Anschul, welcome! A fellow lover of Ghias is a most excellent addition to the bistro!

What're you drinkin? I'm putting up a Fool's Day menu as soon as it calms down in the real life shop.

Meanwhile, I have some news. I've found Jesus, and gotten salvation as of last night. I've given up erotica, booze, drugs, sex and jewelry.


*off to join the Mennonites*

bj

Hello bj
I simply love your work. I'm drinking Patron Anejo these days. Sunday was my birthday (61, I'm afraid), and the best gift I received was this mystical magical golden fluid of the Gods. The second-best gift I received was a one-pound bag of green--all green--M&M's. You know what that means. Angeline says she's making chocolate ice cream. I think we've got a menu.
I'm off until about nine tonight, but I'll be back.
Over and over.
Hello all.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Hello bj
I simply love your work. I'm drinking Patron Anejo these days.

A double, on the house. And do feel free to bring some work in for me to put on the fridge. We love that here.

Sunday was my birthday (61, I'm afraid),

I'm not. Ask anybody.

I have a petit ami who just turned 48 yesterday. He likes pumpkin pie. I'll take a chance and give you one too. Happy Birthday!
whoops, forgot candles.

I dunno about that candle picture. Sorta looks like they're trying to set a shih-tzu on fire.

and the best gift I received was this mystical magical golden fluid of the Gods.

*failing to disguise my filthy mind*
You're new here, so I'll just say, be careful about giving me, or anyone around here, such a stellar straight line. *grin*

The second-best gift I received was a one-pound bag of green--all green--M&M's. You know what that means. Angeline says she's making chocolate ice cream. I think we've got a menu.

WOOT! Indeed we do.

I'm off until about nine tonight, but I'll be back.
Over and over.
Hello all.

Well met, dear.

And Shankara-ji, there are many, many fools but there is only one Fool. An excellent sort, that. His visit was problematic in that I'm even more inclined to think everyone on the internet is as wonderful as they seem.

And I will meet you, indeed. someday.

bj

 

[Angeline]

Anyone bored? Try a game of Fruit Mystery, one of the stranger things I've seen online. Do pause and read, wherever you can.

 

[loststar]

mmmmmmmmmm chocholate ice cream, I really like our menu today, nothing like ice cream and booze. Bj you gave me a very real scare until I realized it was april 1, I thought I would have to shoot myself because the world was comming to an end...well I am sooooooooooo glad it is not!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I've been to an amateur wine guild meal tonight I sampled so many different home made wines that I rolled home. The tables where set out in a big square with a space in the middle I did ask if it was for the stripper to use later and got asked to perform myself but I declined having not got it on (or off) since my performance in here with Smitty

 

[Shankara20]

...in that I'm even more inclined to think everyone on the internet is as wonderful as they seem.

And I will meet you, indeed. someday.

bj

When we do finely meet I might have to wear my undies that state "objects inside really are larger then they appear - really"

 

[unpredictablebijou]

When we do finely meet I might have to wear my undies that state "objects inside really are larger then they appear - really"

Well they're about to be, is what I would say to you then...

and I would leer at you in a truly disconcerting way. Betcha five dollars on that.

bj

 

[RhymeSmith]

...since my performance in here with Smitty

Ahhhh... memories!

Hey Beej! How about a scoop of orange sherbet swimming in a small bowl of Grand Mariner?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Ahhhh... memories!

Hey Beej! How about a scoop of orange sherbet swimming in a small bowl of Grand Mariner?

Hey darlin'! That sounds fabulous. Welcome back!

Must suddenly skate for a while, but tell UYS that the olive oil's in the big vat in the back, just in case she wants to raise more money for charity.


bj

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Will await your return before we start any more of that ..... no-one quite like Beej for getting the oil deep into all those usually inaccessable nooks and crannies ..... !! Besides which I didn't walk right for a week and couldn't sit down for days!

 

[Anschul]

Just curious...

Given that this IS after all the Literotica crowd, what would happen if we substituted "Olive Oyl" for olive oil in the last two posts? I'd be interested...

 

[champagne1982]

I just do not have time to read all I've missed.

UYS in the bath with Olive Oyl and Smitty
one can only surmise that the missing champagne
bubbled in everyone's nose and that the candle
stung once it burned to the middle from flaming
at both ends... I like wax dripped on my freshly
balded quim and flower petals compared
to its swollen lips... ooo.

(still working on imitation Frank O'Hara surrealism)

 

[Shankara20]

Given that this IS after all the Literotica crowd, what would happen if we substituted "Olive Oyl" for olive oil in the last two posts? I'd be interested...

errr, did you know that when Popeye want to freshen up his cock his puts in, errr, Olive Oyl????

runs away.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Will await your return before we start any more of that ..... no-one quite like Beej for getting the oil deep into all those usually inaccessable nooks and crannies ..... !! Besides which I didn't walk right for a week and couldn't sit down for days!

We were all so proud of you.

Given that this IS after all the Literotica crowd, what would happen if we substituted "Olive Oyl" for olive oil in the last two posts? I'd be interested...

That would mean I kept her in a big vat in the back, which might be a little creepy... but you never know.

I just do not have time to read all I've missed.

UYS in the bath with Olive Oyl and Smitty
one can only surmise that the missing champagne
bubbled in everyone's nose and that the candle
stung once it burned to the middle from flaming
at both ends... I like wax dripped on my freshly
balded quim and flower petals compared
to its swollen lips... ooo.

(still working on imitation Frank O'Hara surrealism)

Champie! *big smooch*
I've missed you! How ya been?

errr, did you know that when Popeye want to freshen up his cock his puts in, errr, Olive Oyl????

runs away.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,

Bwah!

That's one spanking on account for you. Let me know when you're ready.

bj

 

[Shankara20]

Bwah!

That's one spanking on account for you. Let me know when you're ready.

bj

and that spanking would be for really bad typing - right?

"want to freshen up his cock his puts in"

make that

"wants to freshen up his cock he puts it in"....

 

[unpredictablebijou]

and that spanking would be for really bad typing - right?

"want to freshen up his cock his puts in"

make that

"wants to freshen up his cock he puts it in"....

That's a second spanking for the poor typing. I am a former English teacher, after all. We take that sort of thing seriously.

bj

 

[loststar]

It's offical I'm crazy

It's offical, I'm crazy...Is it friday yet? I would like to order a glass of deep red wine, a Syrah if you have it.

here is a tid bit, it is by no means worthy of its audience,
but it is here none the less




the star falling from the sky
spinning round and round
until she is lost and confused

falling fast
landing hard
shattered

she is in a foreign land
and gathering who she is
surrounded by all that is new

she picks up what she cant live without
and begins to explore
eyes wide

she is in awe of this land
and in awe of what she has discovered within her pieces
she begins to meld them together she finds that she is new too

it takes time to get to know this self
it is confusing
it is difficult

but she is getting used to being lost
and accepts it as part of who she is
the lost star

 

[Anschul]

bj,
I'll take that tequila now, in a snifter with a single ice cube, thanks.
Now, allow me to raise the first glass to salute Loststar. Looks like a rising star.
Cheers.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

a nice tequila for Anschul, and a toast to loststar, before I go. I just finished teaching a class, which is why I'm still around this late, and why my brain is a small pile of steaming mush, and I have just had time to go to the Fruit Mystery link that Angeline put up the other day.

omigod. I love that. I wrote a special apology about lobsters and avocados.

That is exactly what I needed to feed my head. lolz!

bj

eta: took a moment to look around before I go. This place (i.e. the PFD) got especially weird in spots this evening. I do hope that continues.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Wahhhhhhh I got locked out of the Bistro this morning some stinker tried to use my key to literotica and it broke in the lock so I am now suffering from withdrawal symptoms and in need of much TLC chocolate and fondling (please form an orderly queue) ... hey we could fondle for charity!!

 

[RhymeSmith]

Asynchronous petting -- ooooooh baby!

*nibble, nibble, lick, lick*
*stroke, tickle, stroke*

Hi baby! Feeling any better?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh Smitty you haven't lost your touch is this position good for you? On my tummy perhaps ? Backs are so under stimulated I find .... mmm oh yes lower lower .....