Teen Titans Go! GenderBender AU style!

[Eazy]

Telling you guys, the very last post of this thread could have Raven and Beast Girl sharing a mutual orgasm so amazing that their combined powers end up destroying the entire world.

It's the type of twist that would make Alan Moore go 'damn' and a sick enough finish that'd have Garth Ennis calling us a bunch of freaks. The stuff of legends, man.

 

[kittenofdeath]

second best apocolypse ever, only beaten by everything turning to choclate and we eat all ourselves to death

 

[UnseenMaiden]

Plasmus saved the day! XD

 

[kittenofdeath]

not only that, now theres to of her

 

[Eazy]

Now Plasmus could make a living as a doublemint gum twin. They could make a special 'Plasmus' flavor!

And we need to get Plasmus her own Superwoman outfit to wear into battle.

 

[kittenofdeath]

make one for ever titan, i would love Robyns reaction to seeing Plasmus raid her wardrobe

 

[Eazy]

BRK, the fight's taking place on the rooftop, not inside the tower. And it's Hex and Cheshire fighting General Camouflage, not each other, which is what your post seems to be indicating.

 

[Armphid]

Before I post, who is General Camouflage? I can't think of any Titans villain he'd be. I'd like to get in on things, but I don't know his abilities/skills/theme/etc. and I don't want to step on anyone's toes.

 

[Eazy]

I've been writing under the assumption that it's the genderbended version of Madame Rouge, and nobody's stepped in to correct me, so here ya go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madame_Rouge

Basically, think evil Mr. Fantastic with the ability to shapeshift into other peoples image.

 

[Armphid]

Sweet! Madam Rouge, I know. Thanks.

Now if I can just map out mentally where everyone is after a day like today. *brain starts to smoke*

 

[kittenofdeath]

Raven- wandering the halls

Cheshire, Plasmus, Hex, Match and the general- fighting on the roof

Beast Girl- passed out on a couch with no pants on, at least thats where i remember her being.

Terran- who the fuck cares, hes a dick

Kor/sunfire, cyborg and wonderboy- main loby

thats all i can think of

 

[Eazy]

Terran- who the fuck cares, hes a dick

*snickers*

Hex bumped into a just-having-woken-up Terran while looking for Match, so I figure he's washing up or grabbing a bite right now.

Aqua Lass, I guess, is still over by the kitchen since there was no mention of her following Sunfire and the others to meet Wonder Boy.

Not 100% sure where Phantasm is, to be honest.

Power Girl's apparently resting up after sex with Robyn, who seems to be watching the fight (although her post contradicts a few things).

And think that's about it. There are so many subplots in this thing it's easy to get lost. heh

 

[kittenofdeath]

*shivers* is it just me or is it a little chilly in here?

Death: sorry, my bad

 

[UnseenMaiden]

squee Death! *grins and glomps him* yay I misseded you.

*coughs* for your educational needs... red kryptonite works differently than green in that no two pieces have exactly the same effect. Also after a period of 24-48 hours the kryptonian who continues exposure to such a thing will grow immune to that particular piece's effects.

 

[kittenofdeath]

i knew all except the immunity thing, thats interesting.

and you just glomped something thak kills everthing it touches

 

[kittenofdeath]

oh and post for Kor dammit! i miss the carzy hijinx

 

[UnseenMaiden]

yeah I know but I'm enamored also it's not like it's my time or anything or else I'd be rather stone cold by now.

yeah I miss Kor too.. I promise to try extra super hard to have him be posted...again soon yes

 

[Eazy]

What we really need is some pink kryptonite to use on Match. Pink kryptonite and a video camera for when she turns lesbian.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

stereotypically lesbian.. though if I remember correctly that stuff only last twenty four hours as well....

 

[kittenofdeath]

What we really need is some pink kryptonite to use on Match. Pink kryptonite and a video camera for when she turns lesbian.

throw her in a room with plasmus, anyone else would end up with broken bones

 

[UnseenMaiden]

poor Plasmus.. and while it turns them gay it doesn't turn them into sex machines.. unlike Robyn.. maybe Robyn is part kryptonian and got some pink kryptonite in her system..somehow

 

[Eazy]

Yes, I'm taking Terran. Yes, profile shall be added eventually. No, you cannot find a way to kill Terran off now.

 

[kittenofdeath]

to begin, Raven doesnt teliport with a puff of smoke, its actualy more of a doorway as opposed to instantly moving himself from one spot to another. the visual effect would be more of a pitch black pool of shadows appearing from nowhere that he comes out of.

now on to the next part

Yes, I'm taking Terran. Yes, profile shall be added eventually. No, you cannot find a way to kill Terran off now.

DAM YOOOUUU!!!! DAM YOU TO HEEELLLLLLL!!!!! I had that post completly planned out in my head ya bastard!

 

[UnseenMaiden]

*giggles*

 

[kittenofdeath]

how would you like it if someone killed your dreams?