Naughtycakes Now!!!!!!!

[Saint Peter]

Oh yeah... I forgot. I did read it. It had such rich imagery, such subtle metaphors. Ok, now pm the nekkid pics and put the $20 in my paypal account and I'll add you immediately.

Don't make me fuck your girlfriend!

 

[naughtycakes]

Don't make me fuck your girlfriend!

And what if I do? While I watch and make you explain hockey to me?

 

[thør]

I wrote a poem back in the dark ages. Does that count?

Lonesome Cowboy Bert was not liked by the Lit Poetry Officials. They pissed me off so I fucked all their girlfriends.

Perhaps Lonesome Cowboy Bert on Brokeback Mountain wasn't well received?

Bert Link

 

[naughtycakes]

Perhaps Lonesome Cowboy Bert on Brokeback Mountain wasn't well received?

Bert Link

Hahahahah. Nice. Bert' a perv, but Ernie needs to stop pretending he didn't like it. No wonder Elmo wants to be tickled all the time...

 

[thør]

Hahahahah. Nice. Bert' a perv, but Ernie needs to stop pretending he didn't like it. No wonder Elmo wants to be tickled all the time...

If you look through the site, the evidence is that Bert is far more than a perv. And Ernie had no choice. It's on the internet, it must be fact.

 

[hogjack]

I'll add you immediately.

Please add me, naughtycakes.

Hell, do any mathematical calculation you want with me.

 

[MisterEdMe]

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LITEROTICA’S ‘250 Favoritest Authors’ List

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My guess is most of you [size=+2]GBers[/size] have never heard of this list. The royals try to keep it pretty well hidden but yours truly finally located it.

I’m pretty sure most of you haven’t heard of it because there isn’t one GBer on the list. NOT ONE!!! It’s bloody unbelievable!

It’s not fair! So we at [size=+2]ScouriesWorlds[/size] have decided to push for an end to the discrimination against GBers. To this end we’re backing the candidacy of miss naughtycakes. Presently the last person on the FAVORITEST AUTHOR list has only 49 supporters. Which means that only 50 of us have to name this lovely young lady one of our favorites for [size=+2]GBland[/size] to finally break through the last great barrier on LITEROTICA.

I’ve already added her. Will you help us? If you want to join this noble effort, simply click the link to miss cakes below and then click the “Add to favorites” box. WE'RE COUNTING ON ALL OF YOU!

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james r scouries

James. Did it ever ONCE occur to you that most writers use their pen names ONLY for writing? That maybe, just maybe, many GBers could care less? Damn. You got me so confused as to what sparked yer little time bomb......oh, nevermind grand drama queen/king.

Yer fucked out of yer gord!

 

[Saint Peter]

Perhaps Lonesome Cowboy Bert on Brokeback Mountain wasn't well received?

Bert Link

You are one fucked up bear.

 

[thør]

You are one fucked up bear.

DU is playing for the WCHA Championship, today. I'm rooting for them over MN.

 

[naughtycakes]

Please add me, naughtycakes.

Hell, do any mathematical calculation you want with me.

Hmmmm, how 'bout sin and cosin? That always had a pervy sound to it. Or I could cube you and then take your square root?

DU is playing for the WCHA Championship, today. I'm rooting for them over MN.

Hello, hun.... who should I root for?

 

[thør]

Hello, hun.... who should I root for?

For MN, just to make St. Peter whine.

 

[kotori]

Hmmmm, how 'bout sin and cosin? That always had a pervy sound to it. Or I could cube you and then take your square root?...

I dunno, but I'd like to get tangent to that ass. And then root. (Ausse definition.)

 

[naughtycakes]

For MN, just to make St. Peter whine.

'kay, then. I'm officially rooting for MN! Go (insert team name), go!!!!

It's not the Vikings, right? That's football.

I dunno, but I'd like to get tangent to that ass. And then root. (Ausse definition.)

Sorry, I can only wax mathematical with Hogjack.... one metaphor atta time, please!

 

[thør]

'kay, then. I'm officially rooting for MN! Go (insert team name), go!!!!

Golden Gophers.........LOL

 

[Redatlit]

Golden Gophers.........LOL

Da Gophers.

 

[naughtycakes]

Golden Gophers.........LOL

You're fucking kidding me! Golden Gophers!?!?

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to retract my endorsement. I just can't root for a team called the Golden Gophers, FFS! Why didn't they call themselves the Bodacious Beavers?

 

[kotori]

...Sorry, I can only wax mathematical with Hogjack.... one metaphor atta time, please!

'K. When you wax other things, remember who has the lanolin.

 

[naughtycakes]

Da Gophers.

Hi Red! Hold on a second here.... I may have to retract my retraction... Are you rooting for da Gophers?

 

[thør]

You're fucking kidding me! Golden Gophers!?!?

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to retract my endorsement. I just can't root for a team called the Golden Gophers, FFS! Why didn't they call themselves the Bodacious Beavers?

It's a MN thing.........LOL

 

[Saint Peter]

DU is playing for the WCHA Championship, today. I'm rooting for them over MN.

You are the bestest bear ever!

 

[Saint Peter]

'kay, then. I'm officially rooting for MN! Go (insert team name), go!!!!

It's not the Vikings, right? That's football.

Google the mascot!

 

[naughtycakes]

You are the bestest bear ever!

So what's the Denver team's name? God, I hope it's better than the Golden Gophers....

 

[Redatlit]

Hi Red! Hold on a second here.... I may have to retract my retraction... Are you rooting for da Gophers?

No. I like to tease da Gopher fans.

Hi doll.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Hahahahah. Nice. Bert' a perv, but Ernie needs to stop pretending he didn't like it. No wonder Elmo wants to be tickled all the time...

What the fuck. This better be about me.

 

[fluffPE]

You're fucking kidding me! Golden Gophers!?!?

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to retract my endorsement. I just can't root for a team called the Golden Gophers, FFS! Why didn't they call themselves the Bodacious Beavers?