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[Darkniciad]

Here we go with rational thought again.

BFW is a far better writer than scouries. I almost said twice the writer, and then realized that 2x0 still = 0, and changed my mind. I think a lot of his stories could benefit greatly from time to simmer and an edit to tighten them up, and I'd like to see that at some point in the future, after the whole survivor thing.

That being said, he's still a troll with a chip on his shoulder or more than a little touched in the head to believe even half of the wackiness he spouts on here.

I also don't approve of blasting someone's story ratings just because they have a reprehensible personality. That's why I haven't voted on anything of scouries' in ages, and why I won't vote on anything of BFWs. I like a lot of the people those two bash constantly, and that's going to color my opinion, no matter how I might try to distance it from the story. It's pretty obvious that's happening to BFW, and it's reprehensible. I also don't think it's any author doing it, but probably fans of other authors acting of their own accord. I'm sure author-author vote bashing happens, but I think the nature of the fanbase to sally forth and defend their favorites without any marching orders is much overlooked when the subject comes up.

Scouries' "analyzing" of the numbers has only one goal: To confirm his delusion that he's the greatest writer on the face of the planet, and that the whole world adores him. It sticks out like a sore thumb in every post he makes. It's a necessity to keep him from curling up into a ball and weeping when the weight of his pitiful, meaningless existance crashes down on him.

You have a sense of humor and talent, BFW. Take a step back, take the chip off your shoulder, and be a little less of an ass. Don't tie your ship to the garbage scow that is scouries and sink with it. Do a little editing once survivor ends. I'd actually like to see some tightened up versions of your stories.

 

[sr71plt]

Just as I think anyone is a scum bag who zaps a Lit. author's ratings as part of a running clash on the forum, I also think a forum poster who bashes or pumps up another Lit. authors stories/relative writing ability in forum posts merely as part of a running clash on the forum is disgusting. You're not looking any better, BFW, for doing that here, I'm sorry to say. Just let the stories exist on their own and rise or fall on their own merits.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm a happy man.

sr71plt, I have no idea what you are writing about. I don't know what your point is. I gave my 'personal' opinion that I believe Scouries to be one of the better writers on the site.

Another poster who is new asked why I continue to feud with Daniellekitten. I can assure you that the reverse is true. She is the one who sends me nasty PM's because she did not like that fact that I named MungoParkIII as one of my favorite authors. Go figure. He did win last year's Survivor contest. She continues sending me nasty PM's. I've never bothered her, written to her, read her stories, even. Yet, I'll defend myself when she tells lies about me.

Then, she took offense at my 250 Favorite author story. Hey, it was a funny story.

Chip on my shoulder?

I'm a writer. I don't think I've ever met a writer who didn't have a chip on his shoulder. All we writers are fucked in the head. We see things differently than normal people who don't write. We talk to our characters. We flee reality to live in fiction.

Robert Parker of Spenser for Hire fame was one of my creative writing teachers at Northeastern University back in the '70's. Now, if you want to talk about someone with a huge chip on his shoulder. look out. He was a real asshole.

This is my theory. Writers are loners and are a solitary bunch. Writing is as dismal an artform as accounting is a boring science. When I'm writing I spend hours upon hours writing nonstop, 12-16 hours. I'd rather write than do anything else, yeah, (gulp) even have sex or eat even.

Then, because I freely speak my mind, give my opinion, and voice what I think, I'm deemed to have a chip on my shoulder. Hey, I used to be a boxer, maybe that's where it's from. You have to have a chip on your shoulder to have the courage to step in a ring and face a man who wants to punch you to death.

Robert Parker and Bob Urich and I used to box (spar) more than 20 years ago in a couple gyms in Boston. They filmed the Spenser series in Boston. Those were the days.

Maybe, I need to add (lol) after everything that I write. Maybe, unless I insert (lol) readers think that I'm serious. Most of what I write is funny or meant to be funny. Even when I was feuding with the Queen of Mean, Daniellekitten, I was laughing my ass off writing the shit that I wrote. Do you really think that I'd get angry over writing? To me, writing is fun. This is my past time.

I think it may be because I'm from Boston. Generaly, we Bostonians and New Yorkers tend to have a more sophisticated sense of humor that some from the south or middle America just don't get.

Now, sr71plt, if you are on my case because I support Scouries, that's your problem. I believe his or her threads are informative. I think he's a good writer. And, unlike most of the regular AH's he's never bashed me and he's even been nice to me.

Now, why should I knife him in the back because you don't like him. That' your problem not mine.

As far as me having writing potential? I'm too old for potential. I'm no Frank McCort winning the Nobel Prize for Literature at 62-years-old when he published Angela's Ashes that he spent 30 years writing. I'd kill myself if I spent 30 years writing anything.

I write for fun. Whoever wants to read my stuff read it. If you don't like me or don't like my stories, then don't read me.

If you look at my post count, the only time I appear on the forum pages is to defend myself. I don't start shit with people. People have started it with me. I've read the comments where I've been bashed unmercifully on these pages. I respond to those posts. Then, I'm called a troublemaker and a man with a chip on his shoulder.

So be it. Think of me what you want, I really don't give a fig. I'm having the time of my life writing what I want to write without having to dance a publishers dance for money. I don't need money, I have plenty of dough. Writing to me is fun. Now, if I was to spend hours, days, weeks, and months editing and rewriting one story, then that's work and I'd lose interest.

And what for? Just to have someone bash it anyway? Just to see it not win a contest because I am not one of the favored AHer's? Nah, I do my own thing.

I have lots more stories to write. I'm not nearly done, yet. All Literotica does for me is to give me an excuse to write everyday. I'm a happy man.

 

[sr71plt]

You have matched story quality with forum clash and alignment in your forum posts, which I think is spurious. I also wasn't born tomorrow, BFW. Your only obvious interest in Scouries (as is the the case of Scouries with you) is mutual support and shared counterbashing in the face of bashing. All just juvenile Internal discussion board gaming. Perfectly transparent.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

You have matched story quality with forum clash and alignment in your forum posts, which I think is spurious. I also wasn't born tomorrow, BFW. Your only obvious interest in Scouries (as is the the case of Scouries with you) is mutual support and shared counterbashing in the face of bashing. All just juvenile Internal discussion board gaming. Perfectly transparent.

You know, SR, for someone who doesn't even know me, has never met me, you take a giant leap to think that you know me enough to make public my motives.

Let me fill you in on something here, Ace (see, that's a nice name for you. Notice that I didn't call you gay like I did the darksideofinsanity).

Anyway, transparent? Trust me, I have no forethoughts or agenda when I post here. I am my own man. Basically, at this point, what do I have to lose. I'm not only the most bashed writer on this board, but the most hated person on the AH forum boards. So...who gives a shit.

My interest in scouries for you noseyness is this. I'm an accountant. I appreciate all the effort that he does to provide everyone with statistics. You may not appreciate at that the way that I do since you are an editor. Yet, being an editor, I imagine his information would be an interest to you.

Now, I have no idea who Scouries is, even if he is a male or female. I don't sit here and read posts 24/7, as so many other AHers do, nor do I have tens of thousands of posts. I made a comment. Am I not allowed to make a comment without having someone like you sticking a flashlight up my ass (and I know how much you'd like to do that, but I'm not gay, not that there's anything wrong with being gay, that is, unless you are darksideofinsanity and sitting on a horseless saddle all day long).

What makes you think that you know what I'm thinking? Okay, what am I thinking now? Wrong! I was thinking about what kind of car that I want to buy. Try again. What am I thinking now? Wrong again, Ace, I was thinking what color car. See? You don't know shit about me.

Oh, I get it. Now, I see. You're thought process about me is very transparent. Yes, it's coming to me, now. You are jealous. That's what it is. You are jealous that I pay Scouries attention and I don't pay you any attention. That's it, isn't it. I knew it. See? I really know you, huh?

Wow, you really are so transparent, Ace. You just want to be stroked a little bit, that's all it is with you. Well, in that case, I suggest you and darksideofisanity get a room together somewhere. I'm seriously hoping that Scouries looks exactly like his, er, I mean, her AV.

By the way, Ace, what does that first sentence even mean?

"You have matched story quality with forum clash and alignment in your forum posts, which I think is spurious."

You know, you shouldn't be drinking and flying a plane. Maybe, you just need some time off. You probably need a vacation from this place. You've been posting waaaaaay too much, lately. The quality of your posts have been a bit spurious lately. Oh, wait, I almost forgot (lol).

 

[sr71plt]

It's not hard to know what you're thinking, BFW, because you blurt it all out--usually, unfortunately, before you've fully processed it, put it in order, and given any consideration to how it reflects on you. Such an "interesting" case of self-destructive activity.

This is one of those times I feel sorry for someone like Scouries. The allies one gets stuck with.

Sort of like DK and Desert Pirate, it seems to me.

Anyhooo, the Internet certainly is an interesting little fish bowl.

P.S., you'll be happy to know I gave up flying planes a long time ago. However, I am sitting here with a nice glass of Shiraz.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I like you SR

Ah, now you're talking, Ace. Now, you've hit the nail on the head. Only, I wouldn't call it self-destructive behavior. You could have labeled it that, once. Only, you'd have to give a shit to want to self-destruct, even if it was sub-consciously. Only, I don't give a shit about this stuff. This is not what's important to me, this forum board and what you or anyone here thinks about me.

What's important to me is that I have a good life, a beautiful girlfriend, a wonderful dog, a Rat Terrier that I named after my friend Scouries, a great 1915 Tudor mansion, and a great car. I have it all. I want for nothing.

The bonus for me is the writing. You can't ruin that for me. I'll write anyway no matter what anyone thinks. I'll write until I can't write anymore.

By the way, why isn't anyone on PrincessErin's case? Have you read some of her stories lately? I think they are all exactly, precisely, 750 words. Now, even though I wrote that I'd never write another long story, again after MungoPark stole the survivor contest from me by writing 225 750 word stories, my stories average 1,500 words.

Contest stories are around 5,000 words, with my Earth Day contest story already at 13,000 words. I'll break that up into chapters.

I'm having my black coffee in my special, custom made mug with BOSTON FICTION WRITER in three lines on one side with my license plate on the other, THE END.

You see, I don't give a shit if anyone knows who I am or comes looking for me. When you have fought in the ring, you can't be intimidated. You fear no one. I've been up against people with knifes and guns and have the scars to prove it.

Formulate a thought? Don't think about what I'm going to write? Maybe, you ponder over such things, I just type. I don't even read it over, which explains the typos. I just type and send.

You don't like what I write, pass it by.

I like you SR. I appreciate your intelligence. We'd be friends if we met. I'm in interesting guy, if I say so myself. I've had quite the life already with so much more to live.

Take care of yourself.

 

[scouries]

ACE QUOTES

POST #2081 This is one of those times I feel sorry for someone like Scouries. The allies one gets stuck with. Sort of like DK and Desert Pirate, it seems to me.

You just can’t help yourself Ace, can you? Even as you try to bait BFW and I you can’t resist that itch to stir the pot a little more. So of course you bait DK and DP. In just thirty words you’ve taken cheap shots at four different people (well I hope they’re four different people).

Maybe we should set up a round-robin tag team wrasslin match. We’ll let cloudy referee.

ROUND 1 – DK and DP vs. ACE and QUESLA.

CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND – WINNERS of ROUND 1 vs. BFW and Scouries.

CHAMPIONS get to kick darkboy’s ass from Boston to Miami. And you know what? I like our chances!


POST #2079 You have matched story quality with forum clash and alignment in your forum posts, which I think is spurious…

BFW handled his line pretty well. It’s a typical AHland line. Looks good but doesn’t mean anything. Which is like so many AH authors stories.

What you and your friends don’t seem to understand is that people like BFW and I don’t worry about being ‘great writers’.

We write. Pure and simple. Enjoy doing it.

We also like hearing from our readers. That’s the second pleasure we get from each story. Some people like our stories, some don’t. I like hearing from both.

I can’t be insulted by these petty jealousies of you and your friends. Your taunts. Quite simply I receive so much positive feedback from readers that I know my stories are popular with a far larger audience than I ever imagined or hoped for.

Like BFW I have a full life – we’ve both been successful in other things besides writing. Unlike so many of you, we’re both content with our lives. We’re men.

james r scouries

 

[sr71plt]

That's nice.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I thank you for your friendship

I think if some of these AHer's met me in person, they never say to my face what they write about me on this board.

I'm a pretty big guy. I'm the real deal. I have lots of muscles, worked out since I was 13.

Even now, boxing, Bowflex, pushups, and crunches maintain my muscle mass. I think you could sit on the corner stool while I took two at a time on (lol).

Once again, you've stated it well. We write because we must.

This is my time to shine. Because I write every day, my wriing has improved from this time last year. If I was to die tomorrow, I'd be a piece for all the stories that I've written. Everyone of them is a piece of me, autobiographical.

Apparently, those who throw stones are jealous that you and I are having such a grand time writing. They wish they had our passion. I wish they did, too. If the shared our passion, this site would be a better one for it because everyone here would be busy writing and reading stories instead of engaging in pissing contests.

I thank you for your friendship.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

You have matched story quality with forum clash and alignment in your forum posts, which I think is spurious. I also wasn't born tomorrow, BFW. Your only obvious interest in Scouries (as is the the case of Scouries with you) is mutual support and shared counterbashing in the face of bashing. All just juvenile Internal discussion board gaming. Perfectly transparent.

You know, SR, for someone who doesn't even know me, has never met me, you take a giant leap to think that you know me enough to make public my motives.

Let me fill you in on something here, Ace (see, that's a nice name for you. Notice that I didn't call you gay like I did the darksideofinsanity).

Anyway, transparent? Trust me, I have no forethoughts or agenda when I post here. I am my own man. Basically, at this point, what do I have to lose. I'm not only the most bashed writer on this board, but the most hated person on the AH forum boards. So...who gives a shit.

My interest in scouries for you noseyness is this. I'm an accountant. I appreciate all the effort that he does to provide everyone with statistics. You may not appreciate at that the way that I do since you are an editor. Yet, being an editor, I imagine his information would be an interest to you.

Now, I have no idea who Scouries is, even if he is a male or female. I don't sit here and read posts 24/7, as so many other AHers do, nor do I have tens of thousands of posts. I made a comment. Am I not allowed to make a comment without having someone like you sticking a flashlight up my ass (and I know how much you'd like to do that, but I'm not gay, not that there's anything wrong with being gay, that is, unless you are darksideofinsanity and sitting on a horseless saddle all day long).

What makes you think that you know what I'm thinking? Okay, what am I thinking now? Wrong! I was thinking about what kind of car that I want to buy. Try again. What am I thinking now? Wrong again, Ace, I was thinking what color car. See? You don't know shit about me.

Oh, I get it. Now, I see. You're thought process about me is very transparent. Yes, it's coming to me, now. You are jealous. That's what it is. You are jealous that I pay Scouries attention and I don't pay you any attention. That's it, isn't it. I knew it. See? I really know you, huh?

Wow, you really are so transparent, Ace. You just want to be stroked a little bit, that's all it is with you. Well, in that case, I suggest you and darksideofisanity get a room together somewhere. I'm seriously hoping that Scouries looks exactly like his, er, I mean, her AV.

By the way, Ace, what does that first sentence even mean?

"You have matched story quality with forum clash and alignment in your forum posts, which I think is spurious."

You know, you shouldn't be drinking and flying a plane. Maybe, you just need some time off. You probably need a vacation from this place. You've been posting waaaaaay too much, lately. The quality of your posts have been a bit spurious lately. Oh, wait, I almost forgot (lol).

Is this an example of your sophisticated Bostonian wit?

You sound more like a petulant child.

While SR71 and I may not see eye to eye on some issues, we are able to have intelligent discussions without having to resort to insulting the other's sexuality. I don't think either of us have a chip on our shoulders, nor do most of writers at this site.

I feel no animostity towards Jim (scouries), and at times he has made some points that I agree with. Sadly, his antics have caused him to lose any credibility.

I live in the West, and grew up in the West. My family are farmers and ranchers and pretty much straight foward talkers. I'd tell you what I think of you straight to your face, make no mistake about that.

My advice to you is to grow up and try to save the last vestage of your manhood while you can.

 

[ZanyRaine]

I lived in New York for a couple of years. I even spent six months in the Boston area. The people there, I can honestly say, were good people with heart, but I never met anyone who behaves the way you do, BFW. I don't believe it's sophistication. It's something more along the line of self-loathing. I'm sorry to see that in you.

It's upsetting to know that someone would be so low as to dump-tag your scores, simply because they don't like your personality. Yes, you're an abrasive person – at least with regards to the persona you portray here. However, that’s no reason to attack your work.

That having been said, charisma is not your strong-suit, but who among us can say they were born to lead the world? What I see from you – in your posts, at least – is a strong desire to be accepted. Why else would you go on the offensive every time someone steps up to rebut your comments?

I know you’re going to blast me for this, but that’s no matter. You think that your posts are humorous. Others see them as vile and abusive. Simply stating that it comes from some former occupation as a box is no excuse. I know a former boxer. He’s the kindest man I’ve ever known, and he would never use the offensive dialogue that you constantly hurl at others. Dressing it up in a “free speech” overcoat doesn’t make it any better. You’re just being cruel for the sake of cruelty.

Whether others have lied about you is not the issue. From what I can tell, you’ve done your fair share of fabrication here. You’re very angry at the world around you. I think Drkside had it write when he mentioned something about behaving like a petulant child. If you’re as old as you say you are, it’s very sad that you still act that way. You could be so much more.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

"Coulda, woulda, shoulda, I coulda been a contender."

Thank you for taking the time from your busy practice to diagnose my mental state, but you don't know me.

Why am I so angry?

Take a guess, a wild guess, as to how many bashing posts I've deleted since I received the curse of the green E?

Nah, not even close. Just this year alone, I've deleted several hundred and the years just started. Last year, one appreciative fan wrote suck, suck, suck, suck...endlessly on every single story and I have a lot of stories. I wonder how long it took him to write, copy, and paste that shit.

Then, there are the personal bashes, the bashes that bashers go to multiple computers to make to make sure that my scores stay low.

Now, I haven't even come to the e-mails. Are you a writer here? Do you have stories listed here? Have you received death threats? A week doesn't go by that I don't receive something that would make another person stop writing here and run to the police to report.

Now, if you don't like me and don't like my stories, why bother to write what you did?

Did you mother not show you enough love that now you have to reach out and embrace me in the fold of your religion?

Now, you may consider the above comment as abrasive, but you bashed me in your self-help proclamation above.

Let me say this again. I'm not here to make friends. If I make friends, I'm a happy man and I've made some friends on this site.

I'm here to write. To me it's about the story. I don't write for you. I write for myself. I write for me. These are my stories. Now, if you want to read my stories, feel free. If you were talking to yourself on the street and if I didn't like what you said I surely wouldn't walk up to you and say, "You suck!"

Like me, don't like me, I don't care. I'm here to write. Appreciate me for that. There are few writers here who have written as many stories and good or bad or indifferent, isn't this web site about erotic stories? Well, I write them.

I think some of you who have posted tens of thousands of posts should be writing stories, instead. Only, those who rail against me probably can't write the number of stories that I write and are jealous of me. Well, that's not my problem.

I'm just minding my own business writing my stories, but if I read a "Nitwit" who is writing shit about me and writing lies about me, then I'm going to defend myself. By the way, buddy, by the time you read my posts, you've only read the aftermath of the trouble that these losers have started by sending me PM's.

Now, you can return to the shadow of your shingle and go analyze someone else.

 

[ZanyRaine]

"Coulda, woulda, shoulda, I coulda been a contender."

Thank you for taking the time from your busy practice to diagnose my mental state, but you don't know me.

Why am I so angry?

Take a guess, a wild guess, as to how many bashing posts I've deleted since I received the curse of the green E?

Nah, not even close. Just this year alone, I've deleted several hundred and the years just started. Last year, one appreciative fan wrote suck, suck, suck, suck...endlessly on every single story and I have a lot of stories. I wonder how long it took him to write, copy, and paste that shit.

Then, there are the personal bashes, the bashes that bashers go to multiple computers to make to make sure that my scores stay low.

Now, I haven't even come to the e-mails. Are you a writer here? Do you have stories listed here? Have you received death threats? A week doesn't go by that I don't receive something that would make another person stop writing here and run to the police to report.

Now, if you don't like me and don't like my stories, why bother to write what you did?

Did you mother not show you enough love that now you have to reach out and embrace me in the fold of your religion?

Now, you may consider the above comment as abrasive, but you bashed me in your self-help proclamation above.

Let me say this again. I'm not here to make friends. If I make friends, I'm a happy man and I've made some friends on this site.

I'm here to write. To me it's about the story. I don't write for you. I write for myself. I write for me. These are my stories. Now, if you want to read my stories, feel free. If you were talking to yourself on the street and if I didn't like what you said I surely wouldn't walk up to you and say, "You suck!"

Like me, don't like me, I don't care. I'm here to write. Appreciate me for that. There are few writers here who have written as many stories and good or bad or indifferent, isn't this web site about erotic stories? Well, I write them.

I think some of you who have posted tens of thousands of posts should be writing stories, instead. Only, those who rail against me probably can't write the number of stories that I write and are jealous of me. Well, that's not my problem.

I'm just minding my own business writing my stories, but if I read a "Nitwit" who is writing shit about me and writing lies about me, then I'm going to defend myself. By the way, buddy, by the time you read my posts, you've only read the aftermath of the trouble that these losers have started by sending me PM's.

Now, you can return to the shadow of your shingle and go analyze someone else.

There are choices in life. You can choose to respond the haters, or you can rise above it. You can’t honestly believe that you’re the only one to receive ugly comments on your stories or vicious, threatening emails. I’ve seen the comments myself, and none of the stories I’m talking about are yours.

If you are here to write, then write and let those that have nothing better to do than bashing tend to themselves. They are not worthy of your contempt. Why not just ignore them? They are unworthy of you.

Those who take the time to post unpleasantness on every one of your many stories have shown their lack of intelligence. They only wish to see you go off, ranting once again, so why feed their egos? Professional writers know that they must grow some very thick skin in order to survive in the literary world. A site such as this only heightens that need.

This post is not meant as a bashing. Please don’t take it that way. It’s only an observation of the world I see here. I see you as a man of some talent, who squanders it on the irrational crudities that some people can’t help but create. If not you, they would find someone else to attack. You just tend to take the bait. It must be gratifying to them.

Perhaps some people are jealous of your numerous stories. Or it could be that they see you with your fist in the air without real cause – from their points of view – and only wish to see you go away. Whatever the reason, you don’t have to contribute to their need for acknowledgement.

I’ve a feeling that if you and I had met under different circumstances, I might have called you friend. As it is here, though, I only see a man with more anger than he knows what to do with it. I hope you resolve that soon.

Have a nice day.

Zany.

 

[RoyHaroldSchererJr]

I’ve a feeling that if you and I had met under different circumstances, I might have called you friend.

Zany.

Your Humor & Satire writing is absolutely zany, Danielle. ROTFLMAO!!!

 

[sr71plt]

It's all because of the curse of the green E, is it, BFW? Then my malady must be six times yours.

Note to self: Need to start whining and groaning about it in public. Yeah, that will help.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Go hug a propeller

Why all the anger, sr71plt?

You need to remove that huge chip on your shoulder. Is it because someone posted the gay Topgun video?

What's going on with you? Generally, you are congenial, nice, and witty. Now, you are just mean and nasty like that other gay cowboy, darksideofinsanity.

It's true about the Green E. As soon as I received a Green E is when I started receiving the bashes. Okay, it may have had something to do with the Green E story that I wrote, but that story was funny. Did you read it? I thought it was very creative.

Did they give you a green satin baseball jacket, green E jersey, and green E baseball cap, too?

My green E is not holding up very well. Maybe, I shouldn't wear the thing in the shower. I remember when I first received it, it was so shiny. Wow.

I figured that I'd have a whole bunch of Green E's by now, but I think I shot myself in the foot with my Green E story. Oh, well.

You know, Ace, maybe you should lay off the booze for a while. You really are developing some pent up hostility. Take a breath and relax.

Do you miss your plane? Is that it? I have the perfect solution for you.

Go hug a propeller...when the plane is running. Oh, wait, I almost forgot (lol). There.

 

[ZanyRaine]

Your Humor & Satire writing is absolutely zany, Danielle. ROTFLMAO!!!

Do you honestly compare yourself to Rock Hudson? Interesting dynamic you got going there.

By the way, I can only aspire to be Danielle. Alas, I must be content with my old Zany self, and I'm quite sure that Danielle has better things to do than poke jabs at silly people.

 

[RoyHaroldSchererJr]

BFW is a far better writer than scouries.

What's this, girl, divide and conquer?

I note that your new Incest category series Adam's Aunt has a total of 9 comments on 4 chapters. You rock, with the emphasis on sinking. Perhaps you should take a page from scouries' book on how to win fans and influence readers.

 

[Shitting_Bull]

By the way, I can only aspire to be Danielle.

No bullshit?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Looks like BFW has remembered two of his alts' passwords.

 

[scouries]

inspired by a thread in gb land...

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[Darkniciad]

What's this, girl, divide and conquer?

I note that your new Incest category series Adam's Aunt has a total of 9 comments on 4 chapters. You rock, with the emphasis on sinking. Perhaps you should take a page from scouries' book on how to win fans and influence readers.

And I'm perfectly happy with the response to that story, so your point is? I wrote it over the course of two days of sporadic scribbling with absolutely no plot to speak of. The scores and votes per view still compete quite well against scouries' work, and I wasn't even remotely trying *laugh*

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I was wondering if anybody else had made the connection, Stella, and wondering how anybody could miss it, actually.

 

[sr71plt]

Why all the anger, sr71plt?

You need to remove that huge chip on your shoulder. Is it because someone posted the gay Topgun video?

What's going on with you? Generally, you are congenial, nice, and witty. Now, you are just mean and nasty like that other gay cowboy, darksideofinsanity.

It's true about the Green E. As soon as I received a Green E is when I started receiving the bashes. Okay, it may have had something to do with the Green E story that I wrote, but that story was funny. Did you read it? I thought it was very creative.

Did they give you a green satin baseball jacket, green E jersey, and green E baseball cap, too?

My green E is not holding up very well. Maybe, I shouldn't wear the thing in the shower. I remember when I first received it, it was so shiny. Wow.

I figured that I'd have a whole bunch of Green E's by now, but I think I shot myself in the foot with my Green E story. Oh, well.

You know, Ace, maybe you should lay off the booze for a while. You really are developing some pent up hostility. Take a breath and relax.

Do you miss your plane? Is that it? I have the perfect solution for you.

Go hug a propeller...when the plane is running. Oh, wait, I almost forgot (lol). There.

Angry, me? Naw. Slightly amused maybe.

 

[ZanyRaine]

Looks like BFW has remembered two of his alts' passwords.

And I'm perfectly happy with the response to that story, so your point is? I wrote it over the course of two days of sporadic scribbling with absolutely no plot to speak of. The scores and votes per view still compete quite well against scouries' work, and I wasn't even remotely trying *laugh*

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I was wondering if anybody else had made the connection, Stella, and wondering how anybody could miss it, actually.

I think the two of you hit the nail squarely on the head with that one. It's actually quite sad, once you get done laughing about it.