Fashion Faux Pas That Should Be Illegal

[Homburg]

Misery makes consumer good better. Factory farms season meat with delicious suffering, and grief and oppression is woven into the fabric of sweat shop goods. I feel warm knowing that my $13 at Target helped grind someone's dreams into cinders.

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[intothewoods]

I think everyone should get excited about my Ralph Lipshitz joke.

 

[midwestyankee]

I think everyone should get excited about my Ralph Lipshitz joke.

I thought I'd read that Ralph Lipshitz was a joke.

But did he tuck his shirts into his jeans?

 

[Shankara20]

I think everyone should get excited about my Ralph Lipshitz joke.

"Lipshitz"?
"Lipshitz"?
hmmmm, who the hell is "Lipshitz"?

*sounds of Shank going to Google*

type ""Lipshitz""
*hit "search"*
".....it's well known that Mr. Lauren changed his name from Ralph Lipshitz when he...."

OH!


HAHAHAHA - good one ITW

jockularity!
jockularity!
jockularity!


I'm going to chuckle all the way to bed....




snicker....

 

[intothewoods]

"Lipshitz"?
"Lipshitz"?
hmmmm, who the hell is "Lipshitz"?

*sounds of Shank going to Google*

type ""Lipshitz""
*hit "search"*
".....it's well known that Mr. Lauren changed his name from Ralph Lipshitz when he...."

OH!


HAHAHAHA - good one ITW

jockularity!
jockularity!
jockularity!


I'm going to chuckle all the way to bed....




snicker....

Thank you, Shank - you made my day.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

this seems like just the right group to ask.

I want to dress like this, but my boobs are only about a fifth that size. Okay, a sixth.

Is it a fashion faux pas to fill in the rest of the bra cup, with, like, jello, or pasta or something? Would dry goods like cornmeal or brown sugar be a better choice? Or should I go with something that can be molded, like marzipan or mashed potatoes? And should I put in artificial nipples, or does that make me look like a slut?

thanks for your help.

bj

 

[satindesire]

this seems like just the right group to ask.

I want to dress like this, but my boobs are only about a fifth that size. Okay, a sixth.

Is it a fashion faux pas to fill in the rest of the bra cup, with, like, jello, or pasta or something? Would dry goods like cornmeal or brown sugar be a better choice? Or should I go with something that can be molded, like marzipan or mashed potatoes? And should I put in artificial nipples, or does that make me look like a slut?

thanks for your help.

bj

Vanilla pudding in 'water balloon' balloons. Bouncy, soft, pliant to the touch. Adding fake nipples is optional.

 

[Essene]

this seems like just the right group to ask.

I want to dress like this, but my boobs are only about a fifth that size. Okay, a sixth.

Is it a fashion faux pas to fill in the rest of the bra cup, with, like, jello, or pasta or something? Would dry goods like cornmeal or brown sugar be a better choice? Or should I go with something that can be molded, like marzipan or mashed potatoes? And should I put in artificial nipples, or does that make me look like a slut?

thanks for your help.

bj

Jello in a plastic baggie, but only the lemon kind - it's just one of the rules.

Cornmeal is too crunchy, but if you're looking to use dry goods, I'd suggest cereal if you're looking to combine both fashion and snacking.

Yes artificial nipples = slut unless you never had any nipples to begin with.

 

[00Syd]

this seems like just the right group to ask.

I want to dress like this, but my boobs are only about a fifth that size. Okay, a sixth.

Is it a fashion faux pas to fill in the rest of the bra cup, with, like, jello, or pasta or something? Would dry goods like cornmeal or brown sugar be a better choice? Or should I go with something that can be molded, like marzipan or mashed potatoes? And should I put in artificial nipples, or does that make me look like a slut?

thanks for your help.

bj

You could go the food route, or, perhaps, get the (AWESOME) outfit in a smaller size? I'm sure it would look just as hot. Just a thought.

 

[Shankara20]

Jello in a plastic baggie, but only the lemon kind - it's just one of the rules.

Cornmeal is too crunchy, but if you're looking to use dry goods, I'd suggest cereal if you're looking to combine both fashion and snacking.

Yes artificial nipples = slut unless you never had any nipples to begin with.

no-no-no
rice in the toe end of pantyhose (use two layers - double toe them)

use jasmine rice as it does not smell.

if one is starting with "A" cup equipment I thing about 1/2 cup of rice will yield a "B" cup, 3/4 cup of rice a "C" cup and 1 cup of rice a "D" cup (your millage may vary)


jello is a plastic baggy gets all sweaty

the little knot used to tie off the hose can make a little nipple looking thingie is you want

your welcome

 

[Essene]

no-no-no
rice in the toe end of pantyhose (use two layers - double toe them)

use jasmine rice as it does not smell.

if one is starting with "A" cup equipment I thing about 1/2 cup of rice will yield a "B" cup, 3/4 cup of rice a "C" cup and 1 cup of rice a "D" cup (your millage may vary)

In all seriousness I see this working well. You can also make great home made hot packs out of putting rice in a tube sock. Jasmine rice works really well. Just microwave in 45 sec. increments until desired temperature and place on sore muscle.

jello is a plastic baggy gets all sweaty

the little knot used to tie off the hose can make a little nipple looking thingie is you want

your welcome

LMAO You're right, you're right. - Plastic baggies do get sweaty.

Now, the way you tie off the end of the hose is very creative IMO.

Okay, so maybe I haven't done this before! Who outed me!? Who told??!!! I want names!

Thank you.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

LOL! LOL!

I just knew this was the place to come for this question.

Cereal would be an interesting choice for if I got hungry. I'm thinking Froot Loops, cause they're my favorite, but that might get lumpy.

But pudding would certainly be more lifelike for those "pearl necklace" opportunities...

The nipple question is really tricky. Mine go through all but the most determined padding. Half a pound of marzipan might hide them, but anything less and they'd probably show.

I am innocent and pure, but my nipples are complete sluts.

bj

 

[HottieMama]

In all seriousness I see this working well. You can also make great home made hot packs out of putting rice in a tube sock. Jasmine rice works really well. Just microwave in 45 sec. increments until desired temperature and place on sore muscle.

"Rice bags" work GREAT for menstrual cramps as well!

 

[Essene]

LOL! LOL!

I just knew this was the place to come for this question.

Cereal would be an interesting choice for if I got hungry. I'm thinking Froot Loops, cause they're my favorite, but that might get lumpy.

*nod*

But pudding would certainly be more lifelike for those "pearl necklace" opportunities...

Mmm. *nod*

The nipple question is really tricky. Mine go through all but the most determined padding. Half a pound of marzipan might hide them, but anything less and they'd probably show.

I am innocent and pure, but my nipples are complete sluts.

bj

*nod* *nod*

"Rice bags" work GREAT for menstrual cramps as well!

YES!

 

[Homburg]

this seems like just the right group to ask.

I want to dress like this, but my boobs are only about a fifth that size. Okay, a sixth.

Is it a fashion faux pas to fill in the rest of the bra cup, with, like, jello, or pasta or something? Would dry goods like cornmeal or brown sugar be a better choice? Or should I go with something that can be molded, like marzipan or mashed potatoes? And should I put in artificial nipples, or does that make me look like a slut?

thanks for your help.

bj

I wholeheartedly approve of you dressing like Wonder Woman. I also wholeheartedly approve of further photos of Lynda Carter

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no-no-no
rice in the toe end of pantyhose (use two layers - double toe them)

use jasmine rice as it does not smell.

if one is starting with "A" cup equipment I thing about 1/2 cup of rice will yield a "B" cup, 3/4 cup of rice a "C" cup and 1 cup of rice a "D" cup (your millage may vary)


jello is a plastic baggy gets all sweaty

the little knot used to tie off the hose can make a little nipple looking thingie is you want

your welcome

And I am shocked, bj, that you did not simply ask Shanks first.

 

[Shankara20]

But pudding would certainly be more lifelike for those "pearl necklace" opportunities...
bj

hmmmmmmmmmmm - the lick off could be multi-flavored

 

[Shankara20]

In all seriousness I see this working well. You can also make great home made hot packs out of putting rice in a tube sock. Jasmine rice works really well. Just microwave in 45 sec. increments until desired temperature and place on sore muscle.



LMAO You're right, you're right. - Plastic baggies do get sweaty.

Now, the way you tie off the end of the hose is very creative IMO.

Okay, so maybe I haven't done this before! Who outed me!? Who told??!!! I want names!

Thank you.

it does work well

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I wholeheartedly approve of you dressing like Wonder Woman. I also wholeheartedly approve of further photos of Lynda Carter

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And I am shocked, bj, that you did not simply ask Shanks first.

I'll see what i can do about the pictures, although Angeline's new AV is a fine start... do we have a synchronicity today, perhaps?

Yeah, but Shank wasn't going to recommend marzipan, and I needed to be able to rationalize getting five or six pounds of it.

Besides, fashion discussions just bring out the rebellious, contrary troublemaker in me. It's cause my momma dressed me funny.

This was me in high school.

This is me now.

bj

 

[Homburg]

I'll see what i can do about the pictures, although Angeline's new AV is a fine start... do we have a synchronicity today, perhaps?

Yeah, but Shank wasn't going to recommend marzipan, and I needed to be able to rationalize getting five or six pounds of it.

bj

You and I both know that you would've eaten your owns breasts.

Aaaaand that is a line I'm not likely to use again.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You and I both know that you would've eaten your own breasts.

Aaaaand that is a line I'm not likely to use again.

BWAH!

Cobb salad fu!

One could speculate on whether you should have used the line even the initial time... but it's too late now. I've quoted you for all posterity.

bj

 

[Homburg]

BWAH!

Cobb salad fu!

One could speculate on whether you should have used the line even the initial time... but it's too late now. I've quoted you for all posterity.

bj

LOL, true that

 

[00Syd]

I'll see what i can do about the pictures, although Angeline's new AV is a fine start... do we have a synchronicity today, perhaps?

Yeah, but Shank wasn't going to recommend marzipan, and I needed to be able to rationalize getting five or six pounds of it.

Besides, fashion discussions just bring out the rebellious, contrary troublemaker in me. It's cause my momma dressed me funny.

This was me in high school.

This is me now.

bj

ROFL! That cracked me up.. hehehehe

 

[unpredictablebijou]

ROFL! That cracked me up.. hehehehe

Thanks... I've read just enough of this thread to know that

a) I am a total walking fashion faux pas, beginning to end, (especially the slutty nipples) and

b) I have apparently been put on this earth to be the lover of men who absolutely cannot dress themselves properly. From the very first post ('men in tank tops') to everything else I've seen, I guess I'll just have to be the figurative collection plate for the men who don't know when to tuck in their shirts and the women who have no clue about corporate pantyhose couture.

well, someone has to be there for the slobs.

bj

 

[Homburg]

well, someone has to be there for the slobs.

bj

*swoon*

 

[intothewoods]

This thread has taken a disturbing turn.