impressive
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Fuck. Why did I do that? I absolutely hate that. Ugh. Ptui. Mouthwash.
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-twitch-I LOVE fried green tomatoes....
and also deep fried vidalia onion rings in beer batter.....come to think of it...vidalia onions will be in season soon....yum!
LOL... No, not with these guys. They just get overly excited when they talk to me. She also has a slight speech impediment, so it's a little hard to understand. I end up having to concentrate too hard to hear what she's saying.Do you nod your head in agreement when you have someone like that on the phone? Even though they can't see you. I catch myself doing it and feel foolish... but I end up doing it again anyway.![]()
Okay, it's official. That person speaks no english at all.
It's not even a clone of english, be it the original strain or our current vagabond.
It's just...gibberblab. Either stick a fork in me or gouge my eyes out so I don't have to look at it anymore. Just, make it hurt and chase it with alcohol.![]()
I like the romantic optimist. I vote we keep her and just develop her sense of humor more...
um, but I also totally volunteer to give the spanking. We can make brownies after...
I'll give somebody $20 bucks to wear this shirt to McKenna's house...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1022/a1022_thumb.jpg
I'm not sure I'm brave enough. She'd probablly smack the hell out of me. But it might be worth it.![]()
I wouldn't mind being smacked by Mckenna![]()
I would like to smack McKenna.:caning:
I thought you'd like to smack most people you meet?
I would like to smack McKenna.:caning:
for me, that would depend more on her mood than mine. I'm sure you would get more leeway in that regard![]()
Just do it damnit!!!
Subtle as always.
did you dye your hair?
Get smackin' then, your former Pope-y-ness.Yes. I'm good at the smacking thingie.![]()
No, I actually washed it this month. Thanks for noticing.
I'll give somebody $20 bucks to wear this shirt to McKenna's house...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1022/a1022_thumb.jpg
Okay, it's official. That person speaks no english at all.
It's not even a clone of english, be it the original strain or our current vagabond.
It's just...gibberblab. Either stick a fork in me or gouge my eyes out so I don't have to look at it anymore. Just, make it hurt and chase it with alcohol.![]()