marshalt
You guys are dicks...
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Let's take a good look at who you gave us to vote on this year.
First we have Rudy Giuliani. He was fun in 9/11, but no thanks.
Mitt Romney. Lately GOP, you've gone from being the party that new how handle money to spending like...like... well like someone who spends a lot. Here you have a guy who spent tens of millions of dollars just to say "fuck it." Next please.
Fred Thompson. Hey, I like this guy. He's got some name recognition, I dig his policies, and the guy seems to be able to do anything he sets his mind to. Too bad no one ever told him he was running for president.
Mike Huckabee. I like Huckabee too. He's conservative, got a great personality, apparently did pretty good as governor too. I really dig the fair tax. Hey, he can even win some states! But I can't help but feel that his run for the nomination is really just practice for next career as a stand up comic.
Ron Paul. HA! Good one Republican party! Oh man, you almost had me going there for a minute!
So unless the huckster can pull off a major upset and force a brokered convention, we've got McCain. Umm... yeah. McCain. We've got a problem here.
Tell you what, GOP. I think we need to spend some time apart. Oh come on, don't cry. It's not like I'm going to go democrat or anything. You know me better than that! But I just think we need some space. No, it's not you. It's me. I swear. I need to find myself and if later down the road we get back together we know it was meant to be, right?
Sure, we can still hang out! We're friends, right? Friends can hang out.
What's that? Call me next week? Ummm... tell you what, let me give you a call okay? Great.
First we have Rudy Giuliani. He was fun in 9/11, but no thanks.
Mitt Romney. Lately GOP, you've gone from being the party that new how handle money to spending like...like... well like someone who spends a lot. Here you have a guy who spent tens of millions of dollars just to say "fuck it." Next please.
Fred Thompson. Hey, I like this guy. He's got some name recognition, I dig his policies, and the guy seems to be able to do anything he sets his mind to. Too bad no one ever told him he was running for president.
Mike Huckabee. I like Huckabee too. He's conservative, got a great personality, apparently did pretty good as governor too. I really dig the fair tax. Hey, he can even win some states! But I can't help but feel that his run for the nomination is really just practice for next career as a stand up comic.
Ron Paul. HA! Good one Republican party! Oh man, you almost had me going there for a minute!
So unless the huckster can pull off a major upset and force a brokered convention, we've got McCain. Umm... yeah. McCain. We've got a problem here.
Tell you what, GOP. I think we need to spend some time apart. Oh come on, don't cry. It's not like I'm going to go democrat or anything. You know me better than that! But I just think we need some space. No, it's not you. It's me. I swear. I need to find myself and if later down the road we get back together we know it was meant to be, right?
Sure, we can still hang out! We're friends, right? Friends can hang out.
What's that? Call me next week? Ummm... tell you what, let me give you a call okay? Great.
