TheeGoatPig
There is no R in my name
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I drive a Pontiac Firebird. It is rear wheel drive. My tires are underinflated and balding a little at the moment. By all rights, I should be the slowest car on the road in the snow.
Than why the fuck did I want to pass every all wheel drive car on the road today? I actually got around to it too
I am on back roads for the first half of my drive to work. I got stuck behind an all wheel drive Audi driving 10 or more miles per hour slower than me about halfway to the highway. The last road switches to two lanes to make the left onto the highway. The Audi was in the left lane, and I was in the right. I was only thinking about passing that slow moving Audi. In this endeavor, I was successful, but only for a minute. In passing the little white automobile being driven at less than half its potential, I slid right passed the highway and got turned almost completely around.
I did not let this deter me. I straightened my car out (with quite a bit of fishtailing), got back onto the highway, and not only passed the luxury car that had been behind me and passed me (as I laughed) while I was sliding around, but I passed the Audi, and several other cars. My rear wheel drive car with balding and underinflated tires was the fastest car on the road.
This just should not have happened. Learn to drive in the snow people! Your cars are better than mine in adverse conditions! You should be passing me!
Than why the fuck did I want to pass every all wheel drive car on the road today? I actually got around to it too

I am on back roads for the first half of my drive to work. I got stuck behind an all wheel drive Audi driving 10 or more miles per hour slower than me about halfway to the highway. The last road switches to two lanes to make the left onto the highway. The Audi was in the left lane, and I was in the right. I was only thinking about passing that slow moving Audi. In this endeavor, I was successful, but only for a minute. In passing the little white automobile being driven at less than half its potential, I slid right passed the highway and got turned almost completely around.
I did not let this deter me. I straightened my car out (with quite a bit of fishtailing), got back onto the highway, and not only passed the luxury car that had been behind me and passed me (as I laughed) while I was sliding around, but I passed the Audi, and several other cars. My rear wheel drive car with balding and underinflated tires was the fastest car on the road.
This just should not have happened. Learn to drive in the snow people! Your cars are better than mine in adverse conditions! You should be passing me!