Anyone Able To Read Russian?

[Bleedyearsnixon]

There's a song I'm dying to learn the translation to, yet all online translators reduce it to a garbled mess, not to mention they fail to translate slang. If anyone that knows russian would be willing to translate this song, or atleast the first stanza or so I would be very appreciative.

Here's the song:

Здравствуйте, моё почтенье!
От Аркашки нет спасенья:
Я приехал вас развеселить.
Зохтер парень я бывалый,
Расскажу я вам немало
И прошу покорно - браво, бис!

Я был у Питере, Одессе и Калуге,
У Кишиневе, Магадане и на Юге,
А в Мелитополе пришлось надеть халат,
Азохтер махтер абгенах фахтоген ят!

Надумал я, друзья, жениться,
Вздумал я остепениться,
И решил порядочным я стать.
Стали в ЗАГС мы собираться,
Чтобы с нею расписаться,-
Тут явилась родная жена.

Она набросилась на мне, как лютый зверь,-
Вы ж понимайте мои колики теперь.
Невеста поняла, что я женюсь на блат,
Азохтер махтер абгенах фахтоген ят!

Тарелки, вилочки по воздуху летят,
По фене всяко меж собою говорят.
Мамаша поняла, что я женюсь на блат,
Азохтер махтер абгенах фахтоген ят!

Оттуда я, друзья, смотался,
Больше с ними не встречался,
И решил порядочным я стать.
С фраером завел я дружбу,
Определился я на службу:
Цорес мне пришлося испытать.

Я был у Питере, Одессе и Калуге,
У Кишиневе, Магадане и на Юге,
А в Мелитополе пришлось надеть халат,
Азохтер махтер абгенах фахтоген ят!

Лежу у допре загораю
И на потолок плеваю,-
Кушать, пить и спать у мене есть.
Если вы аид ехидный,
Ежли вам чего завидно,-
Можете прийти и рядом сесть.

Я говорю, как говорил мене один:
Кто служит в допре - самый честный гражданин.
Я говорю, как говорил мой родный брат:
Азохтер махтер абгенах фахтоген ят!

Здравствуйте, моё почтенье!
От Аркашки нет спасенья:
Я приехал вас развеселить.
Зохтер парень я бывалый,
Расскажу я вам немало
И прошу покорно - браво, бис!

 

[Killswitch]

Rough translation....and forgive me as my russian is a bit rusty but here goes.



Whatll we get for ten dollars?
Every ting you want
Everything?
Everyting
Ooh! dont do that, baby! ahh!
Hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaahh!
Ooohh!

Ahh! me so horny!
Me love you long time!

Sittin at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, yo, this marquis, baby! are you down with it?
I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo
Rnot having no idea of what the night had in store
Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny

Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
I say whats wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?
cause youre the one, and you shouldnt be mad
I wont tell your mama if you dont tell your dad
I know hell be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Wont your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
Im a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, cause me so horny

You can say Im desperate, even call me perverted
But you say Im a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
Ill play with your heart just like its a game
Ill be blowing your mind while youre blowing my brains
Im just like that man they call georgie puddin pie
I fuck all the girls and I make em cry
Im like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, cause me so horny.

Its true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that were goin out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
Im a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, cause me so horny



Fuckie suckie. me fuckie suckie.

 

[Bohemian Blue]

try using babelfish.altavista.com

 

[Problem Child]

try using babelfish.altavista.com

How do you do, my pochten'e! From Arkashki there is no spasen'ya: I arrived to cheer up you. Zokhter fellow 4 byvalyy, I will describe 4 to you numerous I I please obediently - bravo, bis! I was in Pieter, to Odessa and to Kaluga, in Kishinev, Magadan, also, in the south, A to Melitopol' it was necessary to put on dressing gown, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! It decided 4, friends, to be married, it decided 4 to mature, I decided by considerable 4 to become. We began into ZAGS - CIVIL REGISTRY OFFICE to be gathered, in order with it to be painted, here appeared native wife. She was attacked on me as fierce beast, you zh understand my colics now. Bride understood that I am married to the pulling strings, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! Plates, breastbones by air fly, any between in themselves they speak on the foehn. Mother understood that I am married to the pulling strings, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! From there 4, friends, it wound, more with them it were not encountered, I decided by considerable 4 to become. With frayerom it brought 4 friendships, were determined by 4 to the service: Tsores for me arrived to test. I was in Pieter, to Odessa and to Kaluga, in Kishinev, Magadan, also, in the south, A to Melitopol' it was necessary to put on dressing gown, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! I lie in to dopre I light up I to the ceiling to plevayu, to eat, to drink and to sleep in to exchange there is. If you the Aidas venemous, Yezhli to you what it is enviable, can arrive and next sit down. I speak, as one told exchange: Who serves in dopre - most honest citizen. I speak, as spoke my rodnyy brother: Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! How do you do, my pochten'e! From Arkashki there is no spasen'ya: I arrived to cheer up you. Zokhter fellow 4 byvalyy, I will describe 4 to you numerous I I please obediently - bravo, bis!


I did that. Crappyass song if you ask me.

 

[Bohemian Blue]

How do you do, my pochten'e! From Arkashki there is no spasen'ya: I arrived to cheer up you. Zokhter fellow 4 byvalyy, I will describe 4 to you numerous I I please obediently - bravo, bis! I was in Pieter, to Odessa and to Kaluga, in Kishinev, Magadan, also, in the south, A to Melitopol' it was necessary to put on dressing gown, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! It decided 4, friends, to be married, it decided 4 to mature, I decided by considerable 4 to become. We began into ZAGS - CIVIL REGISTRY OFFICE to be gathered, in order with it to be painted, here appeared native wife. She was attacked on me as fierce beast, you zh understand my colics now. Bride understood that I am married to the pulling strings, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! Plates, breastbones by air fly, any between in themselves they speak on the foehn. Mother understood that I am married to the pulling strings, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! From there 4, friends, it wound, more with them it were not encountered, I decided by considerable 4 to become. With frayerom it brought 4 friendships, were determined by 4 to the service: Tsores for me arrived to test. I was in Pieter, to Odessa and to Kaluga, in Kishinev, Magadan, also, in the south, A to Melitopol' it was necessary to put on dressing gown, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! I lie in to dopre I light up I to the ceiling to plevayu, to eat, to drink and to sleep in to exchange there is. If you the Aidas venemous, Yezhli to you what it is enviable, can arrive and next sit down. I speak, as one told exchange: Who serves in dopre - most honest citizen. I speak, as spoke my rodnyy brother: Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! How do you do, my pochten'e! From Arkashki there is no spasen'ya: I arrived to cheer up you. Zokhter fellow 4 byvalyy, I will describe 4 to you numerous I I please obediently - bravo, bis!


I did that. Crappyass song if you ask me.

Better than most rap I've heard....

 

[killallhippies]

How do you do, my pochten'e! From Arkashki there is no spasen'ya: I arrived to cheer up you. Zokhter fellow 4 byvalyy, I will describe 4 to you numerous I I please obediently - bravo, bis! I was in Pieter, to Odessa and to Kaluga, in Kishinev, Magadan, also, in the south, A to Melitopol' it was necessary to put on dressing gown, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! It decided 4, friends, to be married, it decided 4 to mature, I decided by considerable 4 to become. We began into ZAGS - CIVIL REGISTRY OFFICE to be gathered, in order with it to be painted, here appeared native wife. She was attacked on me as fierce beast, you zh understand my colics now. Bride understood that I am married to the pulling strings, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! Plates, breastbones by air fly, any between in themselves they speak on the foehn. Mother understood that I am married to the pulling strings, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! From there 4, friends, it wound, more with them it were not encountered, I decided by considerable 4 to become. With frayerom it brought 4 friendships, were determined by 4 to the service: Tsores for me arrived to test. I was in Pieter, to Odessa and to Kaluga, in Kishinev, Magadan, also, in the south, A to Melitopol' it was necessary to put on dressing gown, Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! I lie in to dopre I light up I to the ceiling to plevayu, to eat, to drink and to sleep in to exchange there is. If you the Aidas venemous, Yezhli to you what it is enviable, can arrive and next sit down. I speak, as one told exchange: Who serves in dopre - most honest citizen. I speak, as spoke my rodnyy brother: Azokhter of makhter abgenakh of fakhtogen 4t! How do you do, my pochten'e! From Arkashki there is no spasen'ya: I arrived to cheer up you. Zokhter fellow 4 byvalyy, I will describe 4 to you numerous I I please obediently - bravo, bis!


I did that. Crappyass song if you ask me.

that's beautiful.

 

[Problem Child]

Better than most rap I've heard....

It does sound better in your head if you rap it though...

 

[Xelebes]

I think I am in love with a new song. Thank you PC for showing me such wondrous lyricism!

 

[Guest]

Yeah, you're screwed. Not only do you need someone who speaks/understands Russian, but also Yiddish. What you need is a Russian Jew.

 

[CelestialNight]

I can read the Russian words, but I can't translate them into English. I took a Russian class in high school, but the only thing I really remember is the alphabet, word pronunciation and a few words and phrases here and there.

 

[Bohemian Blue]

I can read the Russian words, but I can't translate them into English. I took a Russian class in high school, but the only thing I really remember is the alphabet, word pronunciation and a few words and phrases here and there.

I took a year of it in college. Even could speak conversational Russian fluently..I can't remember shit except very basic stuff.

Ochen preyatna. Ya amerikanskie. Ya malo ponimayoo po-russki. Ve gavaryetya po-angleeski?

 

[breakwall]

The first two lines read...

By the shores of Gitche Gumee,
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,

 

[ImpWizard]

Use babelfish

 

[Bleedyearsnixon]

Already used babelfish, produced the same results as ProblemChild's translation. Used about 3 or 4 different translation services to translate it into something more coherent, but all the slang and the chorus defies translation. :Shrug: