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snickerdoodles or crackers?

Crackers are easier.

snickerdoodles taste better, and go great with milk.

I'm lazy though.

But I really want cookies, fresh from the oven.
 
I'm feeing lonely, and like I've inadvertently wasted a lot of my day. Frustrated.
Wind. Cold fingers. Hungry. Still no chocolate. Fuck.


Couldn't have done anything about your chocolate situation but I've been home since about two o'clock and not online until now. :rolleyes:
 
snickerdoodles or crackers?

Crackers are easier.

snickerdoodles taste better, and go great with milk.

I'm lazy though.

But I really want cookies, fresh from the oven.

Hmmm, do cookies fresh from a pot count? Peanut butter cocoa crunchies. Somehow I don't think so, can't be eaten warm.
 
oh well i guess i was imagining things...*goes back to what i was doing*

What?! *POUNDS ON DOOR* I know you have chocolate in there! Let me in, or I'll huff and I'll puff and ... and then I'll just knock the damn door in. :D
 
Damn these are good cookies.

If these cookies were a woman.... well I'd still be eating her. I'd just use more tongue.
 
Forgive me, I cannot resist.... good old Bbbb.. bing! (with Doris Day)

I really can't stay
(but baby its cold outside)
I've got to go 'way
(but baby its cold outside)
this evening has been so very nice
(I'll hold your hands there just like ice)

my mother will start to worry!
(beautiful what's your hurry?)
and father will be pacing the floor
(listen to that fireplace roar)
so really I'd better scurry!
(beautiful please don't hurry)
well maybe just a half a drink more
(puts some records on while i pour)

the neighbors might think
(baby its bad out there)
say, what's in this drink?
(no cabs to be had out there)
I wish I knew how to break the spell
(your eyes are like starlight now)
(ill take ur hat your hair looks swell)

I oughtta say no, no, no, sir
(mind if i move in closer?)
at least I'm gonna say that I tried!
(whats the sense of hurtin my pride?)
I really can't stay
(baby dont hold out)
[both] ahh but its cold outside!!

I simply must go
(but baby its cold outside)
the answer is no
(but BABY its cold outside)
this welcome has been so nice and warm
(look out the window at that STORM!)
my sister will be suspicious!
(gosh your lips look delicious!)
my brother will be there at the door!
(waves upon a tropical shore!)
my maiden aunt's mind is vicious
(GOSH ur lips are delicous)
well maybe just a cigarette more
(NEVER such a blizzard before)

ive got to get home!
(but baby youll FREEZE out there!)
say, lend me your coat?
(it's up to ur knees out there)
you've really been grand!
(I thrill when you touch my hand)
but don't you see?
(HOW can you DO this thing to ME?)

theres bound to be talk tomorrow
(think of my life long sorrow!)
at least there will be plenty implied!
(if you caught pnemonia and DIED!!)
I really can't stay!
(get over that old out)
(o0o0o0o0o0o)
[Both]ahhhhhhh baby it's cold outside!!
 
God damn mother fuckin son of a bitch. :mad: I was doing pretty well until that. This is clearly something I still need to work on.
 
Thank you feee, for your lovely offer of chocolate. :rose: You know, of course, that I shall accept it with grace and thanks and absolutely NO hasty streaks around my mouth. I would never eat chocolate in such an undignified way...*cough*

And, thanks Tarakin. :rose: Hugs back at you, tenfold.

Couldn't have done anything about your chocolate situation but I've been home since about two o'clock and not online until now. :rolleyes:
...I'm sowwy... :heart:
 
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