*calls through closed door* hello may i help you
Closed door?! *stamps foot*
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*calls through closed door* hello may i help you
I made brownies.
snickerdoodles or crackers?
Crackers are easier.
snickerdoodles taste better, and go great with milk.
I'm lazy though.
But I really want cookies, fresh from the oven.
I'm feeing lonely, and like I've inadvertently wasted a lot of my day. Frustrated.
Wind. Cold fingers. Hungry. Still no chocolate. Fuck.
snickerdoodles or crackers?
Crackers are easier.
snickerdoodles taste better, and go great with milk.
I'm lazy though.
But I really want cookies, fresh from the oven.
Hmmm, do cookies fresh from a pot count? Peanut butter cocoa crunchies. Somehow I don't think so, can't be eaten warm.

Closed door?! *stamps foot*
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oh well i guess i was imagining things...*goes back to what i was doing*

10,000 ..........yikes!!![]()
It happened yesterday. Woo hoo!Me too! Me too!It happened yesterday. Woo hoo!

Remind me why the fuck I put stories on this site.
Or any site for that matter

Remind me why the fuck I put stories on this site.
Or any site for that matter

You know, of course, that I shall accept it with grace and thanks and absolutely NO hasty streaks around my mouth. I would never eat chocolate in such an undignified way...*cough*
Hugs back at you, tenfold....I'm sowwy...Couldn't have done anything about your chocolate situation but I've been home since about two o'clock and not online until now.![]()

I got my ass whipped again. I never win Literati anymore. Stupid c's and y's fuck me every time.
