Isolated Blurt Thread

[Roxanne Appleby]

There were some Knight Rider spin-offs, like Knight Rider 2000. There were six Kitts in that one. Vipers and things.

but in the original show, K.I.T.T. was always a 1981 or 1982 or so (I really can't tell the 80s models apart, they all looked the same to me from 81 to around 91) Pontiac Firebird Trans Am.

I'd really be dating myself if I mentioned "My Mother the Car."

 

[Chantilyvamp]

There were some Knight Rider spin-offs, like Knight Rider 2000. There were six Kitts in that one. Vipers and things.

but in the original show, K.I.T.T. was always a 1981 or 1982 or so (I really can't tell the 80s models apart, they all looked the same to me from 81 to around 91) Pontiac Firebird Trans Am.

According to wiki K.I.T.T. was 'a customization of a stock 1982 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am.' I couldn't help it and had to figure out which year it was.

 

[TxRad]

There's a first time for everything.

I just tried my hand at an edit. Scary!

I hope I done good.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

6 year old daughter: Mummy, do you know why I have a bellybutton?
Me: Yes, I do. Do you know why you have a bellybutton?
6 year old daughter: Yes, it holds up my vagina.

 

[English Lady]

I so fancied David Hasslehoff in KnightRider -now there's a sad confession!

 

[TxRad]

I so fancied David Hasslehoff in KnightRider -now there's a sad confession!

You were among thousands, so you have good company.

 

[TxRad]

6 year old daughter: Mummy, do you know why I have a bellybutton?
Me: Yes, I do. Do you know why you have a bellybutton?
6 year old daughter: Yes, it holds up my vagina.

I used to tell my daughter I was going to push her belly button and watch her legs fall off.

She would giggle and scream as she ran for mommy.

 

[scheherazade_79]

6 year old daughter: Mummy, do you know why I have a bellybutton?
Me: Yes, I do. Do you know why you have a bellybutton?
6 year old daughter: Yes, it holds up my vagina.

I think she's going to go very, very far. Nobody's ever managed to explain
that one to me before. But that explanation has definitely stuck and I just feel annoyed with myself for not figuring it out earlier.

 

[Remec]

6 year old daughter: Mummy, do you know why I have a bellybutton?
Me: Yes, I do. Do you know why you have a bellybutton?
6 year old daughter: Yes, it holds up my vagina.

heh
Speaking of the wisdom of children...

My 7yo had a poster to do for his second grade social studies unit about Native Americans. They were supposed to pick one out of Powatan, Pueblo, and Plains Indians to do up a drawing about them and their way of life.

Me: So, have you been thinking about your project?
Him: What project?
Me: Your Indian poster.
Him: No.
Me: Why not? It's due in a few days. Have you chosen what tribe you're going to do?
Him: What?
Me: Which one is your favorite?
Him: I like all of them!

 

[DesertPirate]

6 year old daughter: Mummy, do you know why I have a bellybutton?
Me: Yes, I do. Do you know why you have a bellybutton?
6 year old daughter: Yes, it holds up my vagina.

*water spew*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I so fancied David Hasslehoff in KnightRider -now there's a sad confession!

Nothing wrong with that. Everyone liked the Hoff when he was just simple "David". It wasn't until the 90s that we saw him for what he was. A German pop-star in disguise...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Some people should be dragged out into the streets and have their dick eaten off by a hungry mongoose or wolverine or something.

I just had a telemarketer recording shouting at me before I could even finish answering the phone. Telemarketing should be universally illegal, and all who participate should be publically beaten.

Why is publically beating people so frowned upon again? Every time I get a telemarkiting call I forget

 

[impressive]

The woman exhausts me.

She'll sleep better tonight, though, because her recalcitrant daughter now has good china, in a service for 12.

I am ready for that spontaneous formal dinner party. Bring it on.

 

[rgraham666]

How can a formal dinner party be spontaneous?

 

[Vermilion]

my mummy bought me flowers. freesias. my favourites (well, one of them).

My room smells of their peppery deliciousness.


x
V

 

[cloudy]

*sigh*

I'm bored as shit.

(oh, god...Charley didn't see that, did she? )

 

[rgraham666]

*sigh*

I'm bored as shit.

(oh, god...Charley didn't see that, did she? )

So read one of my stories. They're good, I promise.

 

[carsonshepherd]

It was like a bad dream before, but it's really starting to hit me full force now.

 

[TxRad]

So read one of my stories. They're good, I promise.

Ya beat me to it

Cloudy, I could send you another story to edit. You'll be far from bored then. Laughing your ass off probably

 

[Stella_Omega]

It was like a bad dream before, but it's really starting to hit me full force now.

(((((hugs)))) carson.

I am so very, very, sorry

 

[carsonshepherd]

thanks. I'm not very good at talking about these things and writing is the only way I know to let it out....

 

[Stella_Omega]

thanks. I'm not very good at talking about these things and writing is the only way I know to let it out....

Not too many people are good at that-- none of us have much practice.

*hugs you tight as I can*

 

[Tarakin]

It was like a bad dream before, but it's really starting to hit me full force now.

* Hugs *

 

[McKenna]

I work with a buttload of ignorant assholes. Seriously. Ten months and they still cannot pronounce my name right, despite my repeated attempts to teach them.


It's not that difficult, dumbfucks!!


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Look, I KNOW I've borrowed a lot from you, and I KNOW it's adding up quickly and I'm out of work so can't start paying it back yet, but if you would help me get these three last things I would be able to start working LEGALLY, and would be able to pay it ALL back fairly quickly. I feel guilty enough about having to ask for any more. You don't have to work at it to make me feel worse. So please stop, ok?