Your best or your worst PM or IM opening lines... and if you want your reactions ...

[Guest]

*coughs*

hiii

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did u see my thread ? (I took that part out)

pls look and write me something then i will send some pics or i will stop to send

its important for me ..i wanna know ladies what think about me

Me: Go play in traffic. I'd like to see how you look after a bus runs over you.

That is one roadkill piece I'd like to see.

SNAP!!! I didn't even bother replying to this one. Idiot!!

 

[Guest]

Hi babe

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Hi babe,

I juz wanna compliment you and get to know you. U've a nice bbw body, what a great rack and a great behind. That gets me pretty hard looking at it How's it going? Hope you have a happy holidays


Virgin.

1 line bio in his profile, and a "text speak" abbreviation in that one line for some reason. *shakes head*

Not posted in Blue.

Another one for the delete key!!!

 

[MSH2]

I got one! I got one!

This one courtesy of email: "I red ur story, cam fuckin had, gotta go bi"

Last time I checked the story was in black and white, but thanks. And the Cam had fucking what? Details missing. And I made her turn Bi? With one story? Dayum






Can I get some literate Feedback? Pwease?

 

[~His Kitten~]

hey
--------------------------------------------------------------------------hey, can i just tell u how sexy u look!!! can we chat tonight?! id love to know more about u

Me:

No.
No.
No.

Did that help?

He came back too....Got politer oddly enough.

Wow, i didnt know i said anything rude....sorry to bother u!! you have a great attitude though

 

[Nightbird]

LMAO..

Geez what part of HIS Kitten dont they understand eh Kitty?

 

[~His Kitten~]

LMAO..

Geez what part of HIS Kitten dont they understand eh Kitty?

I have no idea. I thought I was safe with putting HIS in my id, since people turn off sigs and never read profiles. Obviously not.

He doesn't understand how to spell you either.

 

[Nightbird]

Thats because of all the cell phone to cell phone text messaging I'm afraid.

We have an entire generation that cant spell because of it.

They spll lik this U now?

 

[Nightbird]

I still love the "I wanna see your Naples" LMAO

 

[~His Kitten~]

Thats because of all the cell phone to cell phone text messaging I'm afraid.

We have an entire generation that cant spell because of it.

They spll lik this U now?

*shudders* I can't do it. I only do it when I am sick and can't bring myself to type. Otherwise I spell.

He came back btw, again...

haha i got ya, but i didnt mean it like that....i was just giving u a compliment and wanted to chat....i wasnt looking to RP with u or talk dirty to u....

I apologize though

Somehow I don't believe that one. Ah well.

 

[Guest]

bugger -

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they put my latest submission in Loving Wives.

i can't wait to see what those loons that sit in judgement of that category do to it.

i wanted it in exhib/voy. . . fuckin' Lit!


Oh those artistic divas never satisfied

 

[Guest]

I got one! I got one!

This one courtesy of email: "I red ur story, cam fuckin had, gotta go bi"

Last time I checked the story was in black and white, but thanks. And the Cam had fucking what? Details missing. And I made her turn Bi? With one story? Dayum






Can I get some literate Feedback? Pwease?

Done!!!!

 

[JagFarlane]

Thats because of all the cell phone to cell phone text messaging I'm afraid.

We have an entire generation that cant spell because of it.

They spll lik this U now?

I so cannot bring myself to do that in text.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

well some of the women on here dont have the capacity to send a pm, never mind make it interesting, i can honestly say over the last week, i have spoken to two ladies, both had no conversational skills what so ever, yes they had a fantastic sig line and what have you but dig a little deeper and......nothing.....zero........

i realise that some men on here are the same, and thats why im posting on the thread, but belive me ladies, some of the women on here are just as bad.

rant over.

jonny

I never claimed the women weren't bad. I have, throughout this thread, said that women are and can be (if not worse) then men.

Feel free to rant anytime.

 

[kendra1980]

I've posted one or two of my worst ones...

and since I'm missing him so badly...

the best one I can't even remember the exact words. It was a sweet invitation to chat with him. Asked normally, no innuendo, nothing brash or crass...an invitation to get to know someone very worth knowing, and shortly thereafter, he had my heart.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got one! I got one!

This one courtesy of email: "I red ur story, cam fuckin had, gotta go bi"

Last time I checked the story was in black and white, but thanks. And the Cam had fucking what? Details missing. And I made her turn Bi? With one story? Dayum






Can I get some literate Feedback? Pwease?

That's a nice feedback... isn't it? I read a story of yours too... It was nice. I came too. I'm pretty sure I left a comment as well.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

bugger -

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they put my latest submission in Loving Wives.

i can't wait to see what those loons that sit in judgement of that category do to it.

i wanted it in exhib/voy. . . fuckin' Lit!


Oh those artistic divas never satisfied

That's a legitmate complaint! They'll slaughter that story and it's quite unfair! *stomps foot* *sigh*

I love it though when a reader says "This story will never see an "H" Red..." and then BAM! an "H" appears.

I have a new one out... it's a longer series, not sexual yet, but if you ever read along with the SO on Horatio's Revenge you'll probably like "Falling into the Woods" Links in my sig. Ummm... that may be a hint.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Grins...

One for the Best side of the Thread.

I've noted your weight loss goals [and want to say congrats!] but if the avatar pic is you currently...dunno where you plan to lose the next 61lbs cause you are smokin!

I'm still blushing.

es to you.

 

[JagFarlane]

One for the Best side of the Thread.

I've noted your weight loss goals [and want to say congrats!] but if the avatar pic is you currently...dunno where you plan to lose the next 61lbs cause you are smokin!

I'm still blushing.

es to you.

-smiles- you're quite welcome. I only wish I could express my words in kisses upon you

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

-smiles- you're quite welcome. I only wish I could express my words in kisses upon you

Come to Chicago in March for the Lit-together.I'll reserve a spot for your kisses.

 

[Guest]

That's a legitmate complaint! They'll slaughter that story and it's quite unfair! *stomps foot* *sigh*

I love it though when a reader says "This story will never see an "H" Red..." and then BAM! an "H" appears.

I have a new one out... it's a longer series, not sexual yet, but if you ever read along with the SO on Horatio's Revenge you'll probably like "Falling into the Woods" Links in my sig. Ummm... that may be a hint.

I know it's a legitimate complaint hun but I love winding him up

The SO read??? He is more a pics man lol

 

[Guest]

One for the Best side of the Thread.

I've noted your weight loss goals [and want to say congrats!] but if the avatar pic is you currently...dunno where you plan to lose the next 61lbs cause you are smokin!

I'm still blushing.

es to you.

I ditto the smokin' comment!!!!

 

[JagFarlane]

Come to Chicago in March for the Lit-together.I'll reserve a spot for your kisses.

Mmmmm very tempting offer indeed May just have to take you up on that!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I know it's a legitimate complaint hun but I love winding him up

The SO read??? He is more a pics man lol

It was two years ago when I wrote it... He had to read it, because I was writing it in posts I posted on a thread he and I frequented at one time. Then I wrote a sequel. I don't know if he ever finished that one, but I do know he did read some of it.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I ditto the smokin' comment!!!!

Thank you.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Mmmmm very tempting offer indeed May just have to take you up on that!

Pick a spot? Or do I get to pick for ya?

It'll be a lot of fun. If you do get the chance to go it's worth it. You meet a lot of great folks.