I will date you

[morewickedfun]

stil not convinced that they have the same nutirional value and / or the same aesthetic value on a plate !!

really,..you can slice them up...at least a lettuce you can grab with 2 hands and tear apart.............. wraagh !!

Well seeing as how I can't fit a head of lettuce in my pussy....

 

[morewickedfun]

Aye, that's the rub...

Whether 'tis nobler..

Dating me you take a chance.

 

[trvllady]

Yes I am sure
You and I are going to a Tae kwon do class. We are going to find our Che.
After all that sweating and violence we are going to go back to my place and soak in a hot tub to relax.

That sounds like a good way to spend time.

Is it ok if I bring a bottle of wine or is that crossing the line??

 

[Wok]

Well seeing as how I can't fit a head of lettuce in my pussy....

Mmmm, wilted lettuce...

 

[morewickedfun]

King Of The Vegetables !!

Yes cause I always see women at grocery stores squeezing heads of lettuce lovingly.

 

[morewickedfun]

You should tell him, it's only the right thing to do.

But not before he puts you in his will.

I need a couple more days.

 

[morewickedfun]

You and are are going to circus school.
W e will learn how to walk the tight rope and throw ourselves in the air.
We will play with lions.
If you are good and don't complain I'll buy you a balloon.

 

[iceburg1]

Well seeing as how I can't fit a head of lettuce in my pussy....

hold on this is the first date !!!

I mean is the pope catholic ? does shit stink ?

first date lady !! i'm not putting my head anywhere...


see. bloody slut cucumbers !!

 

[morewickedfun]

That sounds like a good way to spend time.

Is it ok if I bring a bottle of wine or is that crossing the line??

Well let me ask you this, do you want to find your che?

 

[iceburg1]

Yes cause I always see women at grocery stores squeezing heads of lettuce lovingly.

that's right...remember that...a life lesson !

brought to you by the vegetable network

 

[firespin]

Yes cause I always see women at grocery stores squeezing heads of lettuce lovingly.

I thought it was cucumbers.

Men tend to gravitate towards the melons.

 

[morewickedfun]

Mmmm, wilted lettuce...

YOU!
You are coming with my to Niagara Falls.
We are going over the falls in a barrel.

 

[trvllady]

Well let me ask you this, do you want to find your che?

Yes ma'am.

No wine without permission. Got it.

You will tell me what I do need to bring so I am not unprepared though, yes??

 

[morewickedfun]

I thought it was cucumbers.

Men tend to gravitate towards the melons.

I was being sarcastic.
You and I are going on a road trip.
three weeks.
We are not even bringing a map. Nor a change of clothes.

 

[morewickedfun]

Yes ma'am.

No wine without permission. Got it.

You will tell me what I do need to bring so I am not unprepared though, yes??

You can have wine in the hot tub.
You'll need this Gi.
*hands it to you.
No underwear. (They will crawl up your bum and cause pain)

 

[morewickedfun]

hold on this is the first date !!!

I mean is the pope catholic ? does shit stink ?

first date lady !! i'm not putting my head anywhere...


see. bloody slut cucumbers !!

And you'll do as you are damned well told.

 

[firespin]

I was being sarcastic.
You and I are going on a road trip.
three weeks.
We are not even bringing a map. Nor a change of clothes.

You, sarcastic? I'm shocked.

Sounds like fun tho. I'll bring the GPS and a credit card.

 

[trvllady]

You can have wine in the hot tub.
You'll need this Gi.
*hands it to you.
No underwear. (They will crawl up your bum and cause pain)

*takes Gi*

Got it - no underwear and wine ok in hot tub. Sounds like a good evening.

 

[iceburg1]

Mmmm, wilted lettuce...

don't wilt what you can't afford !!

 

[iceburg1]

And you'll do as you are damned well told.

now i wanna go in the hot tub as well !! with the wine and the no underwear !!

 

[morewickedfun]

You, sarcastic? I'm shocked.

Sounds like fun tho. I'll bring the GPS and a credit card.

No need. My date I pay.
No gps.
What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Spaceboy]

 

[morewickedfun]

Fuck you.
You get your jeans on and get our here. We have some serious river rafting to do.
Last one to the raft gets no helmet.

 

[morewickedfun]

now i wanna go in the hot tub as well !! with the wine and the no underwear !!

No.
Now you are cut off.

 

[morewickedfun]

*takes Gi*

Got it - no underwear and wine ok in hot tub. Sounds like a good evening.

We'll have tons of fun.
Ever break a board with your nose?