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[cloudy]

Naw, I think he's talking to you TxRad. You always rise to the bait. But guess that comes from slow ax grinding, no?

Actually, it looks like there are some interesting questions on that list--other than the ones on Scouries stories or self-styled crown, of course. I'm particularly interested in that one on royalties being paid. Scouries never got back to us on that one.

Just scours yanking your chain, that's all. No such thing.

 

[sr71plt]

Yah, I know Scouries has a thing especially for me. Just like you, Cloudy. (*rolls eyes*)

 

[TxRad]

Naw, I think he's talking to you TxRad. You always rise to the bait. But guess that comes from slow ax grinding, no?

Actually, it looks like there are some interesting questions on that list--other than the ones on Scouries stories or self-styled crown, of course. I'm particularly interested in that one on royalties being paid. Scouries never got back to us on that one.

Yes but who is baiting whom, not that it matters.

As for the ax grinding thing, lets just say you have yours and you just won't let go. This site and the operators owe none of us anything. If you think they have snubbed you in any way then you're as delusional as Scouries. They're going to run this site as they see fit and nothing else.

All the so called ideas that Scouries has can be found on threads that were cussed and discussed long before he or you ever got here. The owners didn't see fit to get into it with us then and they won't now. It's a dead horse, no offense to Shang....

As for the royalties, delusions run deep.

 

[sr71plt]

As for the ax grinding thing, lets just say you have yours and you just won't let go.

Perhaps so, but my ax at least is one of substance rather than being a constant moth to some zany's game flame, as yours is. I also don't feel compelled to drop in on top of posters to snipe at them about their particular axes. I did it here to you to let you be two-faced and superior about it.

 

[TxRad]

Perhaps so, but my ax at least is one of substance rather than being a constant moth to some zany's game flame, as yours is. I also don't feel compelled to drop in on top of posters to snipe at them about their particular axes. I did it here to you to let you be two-faced and superior about it.

Sounds to me your the one who always has to be superior. I read a lot of stuff even if I don't post to it. Me I'm just a hack and I really don't care one way or the other. I dropped that without pointing it at anyone. You're the one that grabbed it up and as my old grandpa always said, if the shoe fits, wear it.

As for your substance, like I said you think you were snubbed when no one responded to you. I don't get a lot of responses from the powers that be myself but lets face it. It's a free site and we're in all essence guests of the management. If you have so many problems with the way this site is run, find another one or better yet, start your own.

 

[sr71plt]

As for your substance, like I said you think you were snubbed when no one responded to you. I don't get a lot of responses from the powers that be myself but lets face it. It's a free site and we're in all essence guests of the management. If you have so many problems with the way this site is run, find another one or better yet, start your own.

My response will be the same one I gave the horse. I have said plenty of nice things about this site and how it's run. You are making false assertions to complement what you want to believe. They have simple mechanisms here (another good thing) for you to check that out before you put foot in mouth again. (Just click on my name and on the all posts button).

Although the issue today (claimed deleting of a story and username on the unfounded presumption of plagiarism) does boil down to one that could have been avoided by simple upfront communication, this isn't the same ax of not getting a response to a query (which I didn't mention today--and haven't for weeks). So, not grinding the same ax at all--if that ax is being ground, it's by you (just as you kept dredging it up constantly on your own when I first mentioned it). Go check the last time I said anything about it.

Both issues, however, are a whole lot more adult and of substance than following a dumbass like Scouries around the board and answering every Pavolian bell he rings. lol.

 

[TxRad]

My response will be the same one I gave the horse. I have said plenty of nice things about this site and how it's run. You are making false assertions to complement what you want to believe. They have simple mechanisms here (another good thing) for you to check that out before you put foot in mouth again. (Just click on my name and on the all posts button).

Although the issue today (claimed deleting of a story and username on the unfounded presumption of plagiarism) does boil down to one that could have been avoided by simple upfront communication, this isn't the same ax of not getting a response to a query (which I didn't mention today--and haven't for weeks). So, not grinding the same ax at all--if that ax is being ground, it's by you (just as you kept dredging it up constantly on your own when I first mentioned it). Go check the last time I said anything about it.

Both issues, however, are a whole lot more adult and of substance than following a dumbass like Scouries around the board and answering every Pavolian bell he rings. lol.

You win

 

[TruthOrDare]

Actually, you are number two on the list since number one and the former number two are the same person.

PRAISE THE LORD – WHAT A DAY FOR READERS!!!

Most Comments: 24 hrs

1. Montana Summer Ch. 16 by moonman
2. Pick of the Litter Ch. 02 by danikat
3. Just A Cop's Cock Ch. 01 by the grand_high_poobah​

I can live quite happily being #3 on this list!!! I mean we got three future Literotica Hall of Famers here.

The first guy’s written the #1 All-Time multi chapter story in the history of the site. Most votes, most views ever.

The chick is the #1 Author on the Literotica members “FAVORITES” list as well as one time “author of the year”.

And the third guy is Literotica’s 2006/7 #1 “Best Selling” author on the site and author of the story that has received more votes and comments than any story in the history of the site.

PLEASE DO NOT POST REPLIES IN THIS THREAD​

official ScouriesWorld review of “Just a Cops Cock” should be out tomorrow - jrs

 

[Avery_Reynolds]

Oh, for...

Honestly, this man is truly delusional. Has he gone off his meds again?

 

[BlackShanglan]

It's a dead horse, no offense to Shang....

Damned decent of you to say it.

(Sorry, just wandered through this thread trying to figure out why it kept popping back up.)

Oh, and I'm sorry that we haven't been introduced, Avery_Reynolds, but I quite like your style.

 

[TruthOrDare]

How dare you imply the contests are fixed. The results are merely manipulated.

*** OFFICIAL***LITEROTICA***ANNOUNCMENT ***​

Coming soon to ScouriesWorld An exclusive interview with:

“THEIR MAJESTIES LAURL III and MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

​

Yes, in a grand gesture, our two wonderful royals have agreed to a televised, sit down interview with best selling author james r scouries, an interview that promises to touch on every issue that is important to Literoticans everywhere.

Miss Moanalot D. Skytten, Press Sectretary and Official Spokesman for her majesty’s office, today announced to a stunned royal press corps that Laurel III, holder of the ‘Golden Penis’, and her Consort, Manu the ‘Magnificent’, have agreed to a wide ranging interview with best selling author james r scouries.

Although peppered by a slew of questions yelled at her by irate AH palace pool reporters, questions such as:

-Are they finally going to tell us what a VIEW is?
-Are they really descended from Egyptian Pharoahs?
-Is it true that Literotica is going to start charging LESS TALENTED authors to post stories?
-Are they really sister and brother?
-Are they planning to publish the list of authors who receive ROYALTIES from the site?
-Are they going to announce the TOP TEN vote getting stories of all time?
-Do they really FIX contests so their offspring can win?
-Is it true one of scouries stories was rejected for being too good?
-Will they tell us how a legal VOTE is defined and what constitutes an illegal one?
-Are ANIMALS going to be released in LiteroticaLand any time soon?
-Is there really a seven day BACKLOG of new stories or is it just a device invented to feed the insecurity of our writers?
-Has scouries really been appointed COMMISSIONER OF CONTESTS for Literotica for the year 2008?
-Will our authors ever be able to write about their own FIRST (pre 18 yo) sexual experiences on this Erotic Story site?
-Will the interview be held on Earth or on their home world?
- Do you have to WHINE a lot or does it take a simple PAYMENT to have your story placed at the top of the NEW STORY list?
-Has the plan to jettison the H finally been approved?

…Miss Skytten failed to answer any of the posed questions, simply saying that the interview will take place in mid September and will be simulcast live on pay-per-view ScouriesTV and the ScouriesTube pay Internet site as well as reported on the NEW ScouriesWorld thread debuting in early September.

But Miss Skytten did emphasize that the royal couple planned to be extremely frank and informative on all questions Literotican. “Their majesties concede they’ve sometimes been less than forthcoming in the past,” the Press Secretary said gravely, “and they hope this will be just the first step in their goal of becoming more open with the masses who flock to their kingdom every day.”

Under a continuing barrage of questions and complaints from an increasingly frustrated press corps, a group of men and women who’ve been repeatedly denied access to the ROYALS in the past, a group that in fact seemed on the verge of open rebellion at the idea of an interloper scooping them, Miss Skytten tried to calm them with the following words: “Please people, remember, mr. scouries is Literotica’s #1 Best Selling Author and Top Vote Getter for 2006/7. You’re just reporters and romance story writers. They are the KING and QUEEN! They just can’t let anyone interview them! And as you well know HE is the Grand High Poobah”

However, the poor girl’s sensible words were only met by whimpers from the assembled mob of reporters.

Full details of place and time of the interview will be published on the NEW ScouriesWorld thread debuting the first week of September.

Any questions you might have for our illustrious leaders should be e-mailed or PM’ed to the famous author on/or before August 30th 2007.

PLEASE DO NOT POST REPLIES IN THIS THREAD​

like the mythical Phoenix a new thread will soon rise out of the ashes of this one… p.t.l.

 

[scouries]

D E L E T E D​

 

[scouries]

New Story Review

D E L E T E D​

PLEASE DO NOT POST REPLIES ON THIS THREAD​

to be continued – jrs

 

[scouries]

good news!!!

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again.


Last night, the following two of Mr. Scouries stories:

[size=+2]ALLISON’S ANKLE[/size]

and

[SIZE=+2]THE FLAHERTY FAMILY[/SIZE]

each received their 100,000th READER​

.

 

[rgraham666]

I hope the gators have strong stomachs.

 

[Guest]

I hope the gators have strong stomachs.

Actually, I think I'd hope for strong teeth and jaws more than stomachs...

 

[TxRad]

Uh, It ain't gator season...... so I'd watch out for the game warden if I was you.....

 

[scouries]

Hi guys, time for my monthly update…

D E L E T E D​

 

[scouries]

i can die happy......

Over 17,500 authors…

Over 120,000 stories…

100 589,156 "Daddy?" I Whispered scouries 02/19/06

[size=+3]

“Daddy”, I Whispered

[/size]​

 

[MarshAlien]

Thank you everyone, I can die happy now…

Jim

Looks like a win-win to me!

 

[Shitting_Bull]

Looks like a win-win to me!

Scouries should threaten to pull his stories off this site unless you take him off your shit list.

Yours truly,

Shitting_Bull (a REAL Indian)

 

[Darkniciad]

Looks like a win-win to me!

You'll be getting the doctor bills for whatever I broke or otherwise dislocated from falling out of my chair laughing. Too perfect *laugh*

 

[sr71plt]

You'll be getting the doctor bills for whatever I broke or otherwise dislocated from falling out of my chair laughing. Too perfect *laugh*

Then I guess if MA had just repeated that again after the last Scouries posting, you'd have to go to the hospital.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Scouries should threaten to pull his stories off this site unless you take him off your shit list.

Yours truly,

Shitting_Bull (a REAL Indian)

If only he would!!

 

[TruthOrDare]

If only he would!!

If scouries did delete his stories, you would have a plethora of very unhappy readers sitting around with nothing to do but to wipe their asses with 4.90+ rated Romance stories. That would definitely cause much friction.