Who wants to start a church with me?

[jomar]

I want to start a nonprofit, drive a 7 series and wear a Rolex like Jesus of Suburbia. So who's in?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16840066/site/newsweek/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6dVKu5dlM

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

Don't forget that tax exempt card. That's the best part of the church busuness.

 

[Tom Collins]

You hiding Michael Valentine Smith in your basement?

 

[WarLordwrites]

I want to start a nonprofit, drive a 7 series and wear a Rolex like Jesus of Suburbia. So who's in?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16840066/site/newsweek/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6dVKu5dlM

Greetings

We don't HAVE to be gay do we?

Lately those guys all seem to be ummm well lets talk vehicle allowance...

Enjoy the journey

WarLord

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Watched him on Good Morning America. . . *yawn*

 

[Tom Collins]

Greetings

We don't HAVE to be gay do we?

Lately those guys all seem to be ummm well lets talk vehicle allowance...

Enjoy the journey

WarLord

I shouldn't imagin so, but I'm sure it requires a proclivity to philander at the least.

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

You hiding Michael Valentine Smith in your basement?

Not as far as you know.

"Front!"
"Yes, Boss?"
"I thought Anne was front."
"Mariam, Dorcas, Anne, Jill. But Anne is still in her room crying, you brute. So I'm here."
"I'll apologise later, but not until she stops crying."
"I know you hate that."
"I'm too old to feel guilty. Now. Do we have Valentine Michael Smith, aka The Man from Mars, locked in the basement?"
"Not that I'm aware of, Boss. Last I saw he was in the pool with Dorcas."
"Anne has been training you hasn't she?"
"Only if you're not offended by it, Boss."
"Two Legal witnesses in one house and they're both women. I'll never sleep at night."

So as you can see, Valentine Micheal Smith is not locked in the basement.
Next question please.

 

[Tom Collins]

Not as far as you know.

"Front!"
"Yes, Boss?"
"I thought Anne was front."
"Mariam, Dorcas, Anne, Jill. But Anne is still in her room crying, you brute. So I'm here."
"I'll apologise later, but not until she stops crying."
"I know you hate that."
"I'm too old to feel guilty. Now. Do we have Valentine Michael Smith, aka The Man from Mars, locked in the basement?"
"Not that I'm aware of, Boss. Last I saw he was in the pool with Dorcas."
"Anne has been training you hasn't she?"
"Only if you're not offended by it, Boss."
"Two Legal witnesses in one house and they're both women. I'll never sleep at night."

So as you can see, Valentine Micheal Smith is not locked in the basement.
Next question please.

PMSL

Gotta lurv a cheeky bugger.

Here's another question for ya. Did you bawl like a drubunken baby too, when those cumbubbles killed him?

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

Greetings

We don't HAVE to be gay do we?

Lately those guys all seem to be ummm well lets talk vehicle allowance...

Enjoy the journey

WarLord

Screw Vehicle allowance it's all tax deductable on taxes we're not paying. Give me a couple days to draw up the documants and Uncle Sam will be paying us a refund on taxes he didn't get.

More importantly, on what shall we base this new world religion? Personally, I say go with worshipping knowledge. Then we open a chain of bookstores, books being vital to the worship of knowledge all profits will be tax free as well. Add a deli in the back, as an emty stomach leads to an empty mind and we eat on the governments cuff.

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

PMSL

Gotta lurv a cheeky bugger.

Here's another question for ya. Did you bawl like a drubunken baby too, when those cumbubbles killed him?

Yes, but in private, and no one else knows. Keep it that way.

 

[jomar]

Greetings

We don't HAVE to be gay do we?

Lately those guys all seem to be ummm well lets talk vehicle allowance...

Enjoy the journey

WarLord

You can do anything you want! Nothing matters, there's no sin, only crimes, like murder! Adultery's not a sin, isn't that fun?

 

[Tom Collins]

Yes, but in private, and no one else knows. Keep it that way.

Right. Mum's the word, babe. Consider it totally subrosa, m'kay?

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

Right. Mum's the word, babe. Consider it totally subrosa, m'kay?

Good girl.

 

[jomar]

More importantly, on what shall we base this new world religion? Personally, I say go with worshipping knowledge. Then we open a chain of bookstores, books being vital to the worship of knowledge all profits will be tax free as well. Add a deli in the back, as an emty stomach leads to an empty mind and we eat on the governments cuff.

Lit worship, praise Me!

 

[sister76]

All I know is that I want to f*&! Jubal Harshaw!!!

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

Lit worship, praise Me!

That's it, get the lynch mobs going as soon as possible. Martyrdom will make you a Saint. A dead Saint. But a Saint none the less.

 

[jomar]

All I know is that I want to f*&! Jubal Harshaw!!!

Go forth and sin not.

 

[Tom Collins]

Good girl.

Wow...I think you're the first person to ever know right off that I'm not a guy. Kudos to you.

 

[sister76]

I love that guy!

 

[sister76]

Go forth and sin not.

I doubt Jubal has any reservations about sin.

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

Wow...I think you're the first person to ever know right off that I'm not a guy. Kudos to you.

"Lurv" gave it away. Guys don't say "lurv".

 

[Tom Collins]

"Lurv" gave it away. Guys don't say "lurv".

ROFL...not even screeming queens?

 

[WarLordwrites]

Screw Vehicle allowance it's all tax deductable on taxes we're not paying. Give me a couple days to draw up the documants and Uncle Sam will be paying us a refund on taxes he didn't get.

More importantly, on what shall we base this new world religion? Personally, I say go with worshipping knowledge. Then we open a chain of bookstores, books being vital to the worship of knowledge all profits will be tax free as well. Add a deli in the back, as an emty stomach leads to an empty mind and we eat on the governments cuff.

Greetings

...And we'll each write a book that is totally needed for worship with genuine faux leather binding...

Enjoy the journey

WarLord

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

I doubt Jubal has any reservations about sin.

I figure if there is a god, he wanted us to enjoy ourselves as an antfarm gets boring when the ants don't do anything. All the fun things are sinful. What kind of god wants to be bored with that?

 

[Jubal_Harshaw]

ROFL...not even screeming queens?

I said "Guys" not "Men". Maybe I'm just old fashioned.