Fireworks, do you set them off yourself?

[koalabear]

well..........

this is war

and people die.

 

[Nora]

I promise I'll wear gloves and make sure that no wildlife crosses into the militarized zone. *smiles*

 

[koalabear]

I promise I'll wear gloves and make sure that no wildlife crosses into the militarized zone. *smiles*

I hope so, bone marrow transplants suck.

 

[Siren]

 

[Nora]

uhh
can I borrow your hazmat suit? i'm all skeeeert now!

 

[Siren]

 

[Saint Peter]

Haz Mat suit with bell bottoms??




The Salvation Army will never be the same.

 

[Nora]

quality never goes out of fashion.

 

[Siren]

 

[Siren]

 

[Nora]

I saw Kate Moss modeling a spiffy li'l number just the other day.

The bulky suit made her look almost solid.


Do you think I could find one in a nice, neutral beige? Maybe with a nice cardigan?

 

[Saint Peter]

I think Kate Moss only come in pale white.

 

[Nora]

hehehe! Or sorta vaguely transparent?

 

[Saint Peter]

The heroin looking black eye makeup is an upgrade. Shipping is next to nothing so what the hell?

 

[Nora]

lol! Does the face mask have a special tube for those uh..."purging moments"?

 

[Siren]

 

[Saint Peter]

The face mask purging tube double as a


"long fire resistant hose and push it into the hive.......and place the other end in a corner of the neighbor's window.........."


good puke covered bees makes good neighbors

 

[Nora]

and the bitch is gonna ruin the 4th Indiana Jones movie. *grumbles*

Hope they cast her as his daughter.

 

[Nora]

The face mask purging tube double as a


"long fire resistant hose and push it into the hive.......and place the other end in a corner of the neighbor's window.........."


good puke covered bees makes good neighbors

LMAO! That so neatly tied the whole convo together and wrapped it in a pretty, puke-colored bow!!

 

[Siren]

 

[Nora]

No, no, Harrison! I can't swallow! The tablespoon of semen I swallow would make my stomach bulge out grotesquely and it would show through my dress that something edible had passed my lips! How could I live with the shame?

Ok, and on that note..I'm crashing. I think I'll go fantasize about Calista and Harrison on their 20th wedding anniversary...

"harrison! bring me those bonbons!"
"but calista honey...remember how trim you were when we first met?"
"bite me, geezer-boy! bring me more chocolate and my stretchy panties, too!"

 

[Guest]

This is why I only spray with Finale'

 

[Marxist]

Bantering with octogenerians, eh?

Nice.

 

[Guru]

 

[Siren]