Don't Mess with Texas

[Pookie]

You know I'm your favorite Texan bitch.

You do seem to be his bitch quite often.

Just sayin'

 

[y=mx+b]

I also like Alaska... still bigger than Texas

 

[KRCummings]

I also like Alaska... still bigger than Texas

Shhhhh. That really pisses off the Texans.

 

[DevilishTexan]

You do seem to be his bitch quite often.

Just sayin'

As if. Alright you got me on that one.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Shhhhh. That really pisses off the Texans.

Alaska would take about as much time to conquer as Canada. May be a bit longer because being a state they are still allowed to keep guns and not just hockey sticks.

 

[KRCummings]

Alaska would take about as much time to conquer as Canada. May be a bit longer because being a state they are still allowed to keep guns and not just hockey sticks.

Better hope the invasion isn't on a NASCAR weekend cuz nobody'll show up to fight.

 

[someplace]

I was going to wait until this died down a bit to mention what an effective anti-litter campaign the slogan has been....but I see Slider beat me to it. No problem.

Do I think it's a great slogan? You betcha. It's right up there with Smokey Bear and "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires." It has instant recognition and staying power. [Too bad our "Drive Friendly" signs don't work as well.... ]

If other folks want to change it around and make it into something else, well...that's their problem, not mine. I did this thread to get the word out to my other 22 million Texans (at least 1/3 of whom I believe to be at Lit *grin*) and get more votes for this slogan. If the other half-dozen of y'all want to vote for Wheaties, fine.

 

[KRCummings]

I was going to wait until this died down a bit to mention what an effective anti-litter campaign the slogan has been....but I see Slider beat me to it. No problem.

Do I think it's a great slogan? You betcha. It's right up there with Smokey Bear and "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires." It has instant recognition and staying power. [Too bad our "Drive Friendly" signs don't work as well.... ]

If other folks want to change it around and make it into something else, well...that's their problem, not mine. I did this thread to get the word out to my other 22 million Texans (at least 1/3 of whom I believe to be at Lit *grin*) and get more votes for this slogan. If the other half-dozen of y'all want to vote for Wheaties, fine.

I wanted to vote for "Go fuck yourself" but that one isn't listed. Can't remember what company it was either. Microsoft I think.

 

[someplace]

Shhhhh. That really pisses off the Texans.

I think Alaska is a cool state. How many people live there?

 

[KRCummings]

I think Alaska is a cool state. How many people live there?

3 or 4.

 

[someplace]

I wanted to vote for "Go fuck yourself" but that one isn't listed. Can't remember what company it was either. Microsoft I think.

Maybe that will make it on next year's ballot. *nods*

 

[DevilishTexan]

Better hope the invasion isn't on a NASCAR weekend cuz nobody'll show up to fight.

Hate to tell ya but South Carolina has us beat big time on the Nascar thing.

Texans are usually out fishing or hunting Mezkins.

 

[DevilishTexan]

I think Alaska is a cool state. How many people live there?

Cool is putting it mildly.

Best thing about Alaska is the women's nipples are always hard.

 

[KRCummings]

Hate to tell ya but South Carolina has us beat big time on the Nascar thing.

Texans are usually out fishing or hunting Mezkins.

A redneck is a redneck. Don't matter what state they are from.

 

[someplace]

Hate to tell ya but South Carolina has us beat big time on the Nascar thing.

Texans are usually out fishing or eating Mexican food.

fixed it for ya



da nada

 

[DevilishTexan]

A redneck is a redneck. Don't matter what state they are from.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle nigger. You're redneck as any of us.


And I was only a redneck two weeks ago so bite me.

 

[DevilishTexan]

fixed it for ya



da nada

Shhhh, can't let them know that.

 

[KRCummings]

Talk about the pot calling the kettle nigger. You're redneck as any of us.


And I was only a redneck two weeks ago so bite me.

OOOOOOOOH! You just used the N word! I'm telling!

 

[Torrent]

If we had a couple more public apologies from Texas for our current White House Administration I'de consider voting...

 

[DevilishTexan]

OOOOOOOOH! You just used the N word! I'm telling!

I'm Texan, I'm allowed.

Bein' a backwards, redneck country fuck n all.

 

[someplace]

If we had a couple more public apologies from Texas for our current White House Administration I'de consider voting...

Sorry.


Isn't going to happen. Guess there's another vote for Wheaties.

 

[RoryN]

"Don't Mess with Saudi Arabia!"

 

[DevilishTexan]

If we had a couple more public apologies from Texas for our current White House Administration I'de consider voting...

If we had a few more Libs spouting the same, tired crap we'd have a Democrat in office.

 

[someplace]

I'm Texan, I'm allowed.

Bein' a backwards, redneck country fuck n all.

yeah.....R I I I I I I GHT..... :avery:

 

[someplace]

"Don't Mess with Saudi Arabia!"

Have they got a litter problem? You'd think all that desert wind would blow it away.