visited my dentist today

[Fala]

...and he hurt my 'fillings'. Adding insult to injury; he has a habit of using my chest as his instrument tray...and nothing ever rolls off.

Also, he kept grasping my jaw, mumbling something about "bruxing" and how I needed to learn to relax my jaw; back of his hand gently stroking my throat. I envisioned a soft furry rabbit...throat slowly expanding to accommodate a snake.

Vicodin makes me happy....I'm gonna skip off to read one of the cock sucking threads now. ta ta.

 

[Ham Murabi]

...and he hurt my 'fillings'. Adding insult to injury; he has a habit of using my chest as his instrument tray...and nothing ever rolls off.

Also, he kept grasping my jaw, mumbling something about "bruxing" and how I needed to learn to relax my jaw; back of his hand gently stroking my throat. I envisioned a soft furry rabbit...throat slowly expanding to accommodate a snake.

Vicodin makes me happy....I'm gonna skip off to read one of the cock sucking threads now. ta ta.

If I correctly recall, the last dentist who suggested "bruxing" to a patient not only lost his license, he also served five years in jail.

 

[marshalt]

The guy I used to go to had this hygenist that had the biggest tits in the world. She used to rub them against my face when scraping plaque from my molars...

 

[Fala]

If I correctly recall, the last dentist who suggested "bruxing" to a patient not only lost his license, he also served five years in jail.

Actually, "bruxism" is a true condition. "fuxism" is not. Doesn't surprise me to hear of this sort of thing tho...happens all the time.

Good thing he was found out. What are the details?

 

[hydrex]

Actually, "bruxism" is a true condition. "fuxism" is not. Doesn't surprise me to hear of this sort of thing tho...happens all the time.

Good thing he was found out. What are the details?

hush up says I.

 

[miles]

The guy I used to go to had this hygenist that had the biggest tits in the world. She used to rub them against my face when scraping plaque from my molars...

Damn, don't you just hate when they do that?

 

[Fala]

hush up says I.

hey, you aren't the boss of me! plbbbbpt

 

[hydrex]

hey, you aren't the boss of me! plbbbbpt

I am and you fuckin know it now SHUT IT!!!

 

[RoryN]

hey, you aren't the boss of me! plbbbbpt

Don't mind the geek. He's just upset cuz he found out his post count wasn't impressive (see his other thread).

It's actually really funny.

 

[marshalt]

Damn, don't you just hate when they do that?

I did when she dug that pick into my gums.

 

[Fala]

Don't mind the geek. He's just upset cuz he found out his post count wasn't impressive (see his other thread).

It's actually really funny.

egads....wasn't he just joking anyway? I thought he was. I am sooo gonna wake up tomorrow morning and find out that vicodin is NOT my friend after all.

OH well, I promise not to take the easy way out. I'll not roll over into another nick to escape. Besides, I already took it without the lube tonight. Don't want to have to go thru that again.

 

[hydrex]

egads....wasn't he just joking anyway? I thought he was. I am sooo gonna wake up tomorrow morning and find out that vicodin is NOT my friend after all.

OH well, I promise not to take the easy way out. I'll not roll over into another nick to escape. Besides, I already took it without the lube tonight. Don't want to have to go thru that again.

Only a child like rory would think this has anything to do with my post count. I'm gonna go tothe OC and find his car and fuck it up beyond recognition.

 

[RoryN]

Only a child like rory would think this has anything to do with my post count. I'm gonna go tothe OC and find his car and fuck it up beyond recognition.

Here's a better idea: get your own car, and then you can: a. spend less time at Lit, and b. be less jealous of others.

Maybe something in a Daewoo?

 

[hydrex]

no i cant see you duckhead but she quoted and you just wait fucktard your day is coming and soon.

 

[RoryN]

no i cant see you duckhead

Best typo of the day.

 

[Fala]

no i cant see you duckhead but she quoted and you just wait fucktard your day is coming and soon.

Are you suggesting my dentist is a quack?

 

[hydrex]

Are you suggesting my dentist is a quack?

No I was talking to rory even though I cant see him you quoted him so I saw what he said.