The politically incorrect joke thread.

[Ishmael]

Hear about the Italian family that rented an outhouse and sublet the basement to a Polish family?

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

"Mrs Smith? Can Johnny come out to play baseball with us?"

"Why children, you know Johnny doesn't have any arms or legs."

"Yep, but we need a second base."

 

[gypsywitch]

What do you call Christopher Reeves without paralysis.

Christopher Walkin

 

[Ishmael]

Why don't Mexicans barbecue?

Beans fall through the grill.

 

[luxey313]

What do you call a black pilot???









-- A pilot you fucking racist..

 

[Ishmael]

How can you tell who the French war hero is?

The one that only puts one hand over their head.

 

[Slick]

Why do Jews have big noses?

Because the air is free.

 

[GeorgeWBush]

I heard a way to keep mexicans and other from crossing into america.

Meet them at the boarder feed them and drug them so they fall asleep.

Then truck them to the canadian boarder and when they wake up you let them out thinking they are in america.

 

[Ishmael]

What do you call a black pilot???









-- A pilot you fucking racist..

Was he flying a jet?

 

[dolf]

*snicker*

more fluff ish? you've exceeded your yearly limit!

people will start to think you're mellowing

 

[Ishmael]

Why don't Canadian women wear panties?

Keeps the flies away from their beer.

 

[Ishmael]

Did you know that Mexicans are living proof that Indians fucked buffalo?

 

[gypsywitch]

When can you tell that you're in the wrong Boyscout troupe?

The only merit badge on the scout master's sash is for NAMBLA.

 

[GeorgeWBush]

Did you know that Mexicans are living proof that Indians fucked buffalo?

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl5.gif

 

[Ishmael]

When can you tell that you're in the wrong Boyscout troupe?

The only merit badge on the scout master's sash is for NAMBLA.

And Micheal Jackson is wearing it.

 

[luxey313]

Was he flying a jet?

:nods:
pick your poison...

 

[gypsywitch]

And Micheal Jackson is wearing it.

icing baby

 

[Ishmael]

How can you tell the bride at a French wedding?

She's the one with the braided armpits.

 

[Ishmael]

:nods:
pick your poison...

Soooooooo, Luxey was called to the front of the class one day to write on the chalk board the requirements for the man she wanted to marry. She wrote:

TNSLPPTSO

 

[Ishmael]

Little Willy on the tracks,
heard the engine squeal.
Now the train is coming back,
they're scraping Willy off the wheel

 

[RoryN]

What's the difference between Terry Schiavo and Jessica Lunsford?

One had a tube stuffed in her mouth and starved to death, and the other was named Terry Schiavo.

 

[rimmy]

Why do Mexicans eat refried beans?



Ya ever see a Mexican that didn't fuck something up the first time.

 

[Ishmael]

Soooooo, Rory went with this Chinese whore. A week later his dick started to turn a funny shade of blue.

He went to a doctor who told him he'd have to amputate. Rory wasn't buying that shit and he went to another doctor who told him the same thing.

Rory, being the really smart guy he is figured that if he caught this from a Chinese whore he ought to be going to a Chinese doctor.

The Chinese doctor told him that the disease was well known and incurable.

Rory said, "I suppose you're going to tell me that you're going to have to amputate."

The doctor replied, "Not necessilay, to week, far off."

 

[Ishmael]

The very first organ transplant operation was performed in Germany. It was a failure though. The penis rejected the hand.

 

[unclej]

a young lady's test driving a new lincoln navigator with voice recognition radio. the salesman says, "rock" and a rock station comes on. he says, "country" and a country station comes on. a car load of teenagers cut in front of them causing her to slam on the brakes. the salesman says, "fuckin' kids" and a michael jackson son comes on.

hey ish..how've you been?