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But THAT plushie is TALENTED.

And you're right. The 20 year old were-vampire-wiccan-cat girls DO make that look like plain, hetero-missionary-sex.
 
Angel said:
Maybe you can buy her a Talented Strapon Lizard?
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First thing that popped into my head was a woman with an iguana protruding from her crotch...
 
Bent said:
I wonder....if she's a vampire, instead of biting people, why doesn't she just go around giving blow jobs. Isn't sperm filled with white blood cells?
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Oh my god, I think maybe I'm a vampire, too!
 
PinkOrchid said:
Dear god, please tell me you don't suck on pus-filled cocks.
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No, I don't, not even nightmistress's.

(See, I can outcunt all of you)
 
Queersetti said:
Oh my god! A WereWop!
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WereQueer? CatSetti...I could go on for days. Too bad I have to shower and go shop like a mortal. Toodles all.
 
nightmistress said:
I think that since she caused such a fuss yesterday that I should all show you guys the note I found on my bedroom door this morning when I woke up.

"Dear Vixen,

Looking over the things that happened yesterday I see how immature I really am. I'm sorry I got involved with something that you had completely under control. I'm sorry I turned my pain and hurt into rage and said it was yours. I'm sorry I lashed out at somebody who I know now didn't deserve it. I know better now. You see when I came back from Paris, I expected everything to be the way it was the day I left. But it wasn't. You had changed into this wild starry eyed beautiful gothic rebel. I didn't know you anymore. The happy carefree nature girl I knew was gone. It broke my heart because that was the you I fell in love with two years ago. That was the you I expected to fix things when I came back, but you didn't. We drifted apart. You remember the boy I brought back with me? Well Vixen, I guess this is as good a time as any to tell you that he is my son. That is why I went to Paris, because I got pregnant. That is not my last bit of into to tell you either. I'm pregnant again and I'm leaving. Not only the board but the country as well and this time, I won't be back. I hope you understand. I just can't hold onto you anymore. It's time I set you free. You deserve the beast and I hope with all my heart that you will find it.

All my love,
Ophelia (nightblaze)"
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Good grief! Someone has too much time and an hyper-active imagination.

Every one knows your writing for both of these night persons.

If you have any sense you'll stop this crap before you start to believe it yourself.....maybe you do already.

Go over to the PG ~ they love this stuff over there - so I'm told.
 
nightmistress said:
I'm a pure blood, I was born a vampire. My kind is very rare and of the royal family dating back to Dracula himself. really, enough is enough. I'm outta this thread. I don't care what bs you guys say. tata.

~carpe noctum~
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There's no such word as noctum.

You should have written either carpe noctem, if you meant "seize the night," or carpe noctuam, if you meant "seize the owl."

Real vampires know Latin.

Even royal singing ballerinas are known to read a little Catullus now and then.
 
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