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[melligrl]

She's seeing a therapist over her compulsion to actually consume them versus having the undead simply hang around and keep her company.

Is it a were-therapist?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Wow, I'm in awe that there are so many knowledgeable and talented people on Lit.

In reality there's only about 100 of us on LIT.


The rest are ALTs.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[melligrl]

In reality there's only about 100 of us on LIT.


The rest are ALTs.

I want an alt! Where can you adopt them?

 

[freakygirl]

You are confusing sperm with pus.

Eww... I'm imagining someone sucking their boyfriends pimples.


*shudders*

 

[Bent]

You are confusing sperm with pus.

'White blood cell count. White blood cells are not normally present in semen.'

I never knew that!

Semen Analysis

 

[zipman]

Well, if she's willing to post private notes she should be willing to provide her genealogy to show her descent from Dracula himself!


On a side note, did anyone else get goosebumps when she posted ~Carpe Noctum~

*shivers*

 

[freakygirl]

Well, if she's willing to post private notes she should be willing to provide her genealogy to show her descent from Dracula himself!


On a side note, did anyone else get goosebumps when she posted ~Carpe Noctum~

*shivers*

I was so impressed I added her quote to my sig line.


what does Carpe Noctum mean anyway?

 

[freakygirl]

I was so impressed I added her quote to my sig line.


what does Carpe Noctum mean anyway?

Nevermind.. I just looked it up.

http://www.carpenoctem.tv/

 

[freakygirl]

http://www.gothupnorth.co.uk/

 

[freakygirl]

http://domains.owbn.org/carpe_noctum/

 

[Wilben]

Wait, she actually said she's related to fucking Dracula? Does she seek revenge on the relatives of Van Helsing? Do vampires engage in oral sex during a woman's cycle so as not to waste food? I have so many questions!

 

[freakygirl]

Wait, she actually said she's related to fucking Dracula? Does she seek revenge on the relatives of Van Helsing? Do vampires engage in oral sex during a woman's cycle so as not to waste food? I have so many questions!

I love you

 

[Wilben]

I love you

Wanna get marr.... oh wait. Damn!

 

[melligrl]

*sprinkles catnip around the thread*


OH Nightmistress . . . we have questions.

 

[zipman]

Wait, she actually said she's related to fucking Dracula? Does she seek revenge on the relatives of Van Helsing? Do vampires engage in oral sex during a woman's cycle so as not to waste food? I have so many questions!

Yes she did!

That post almost deserves its very own thread!

 

[Angel]

I'm a pure blood, I was born a vampire. My kind is very rare and of the royal family dating back to Dracula himself. really, enough is enough. I'm outta this thread. I don't care what bs you guys say. tata.

~carpe noctum~

Seriously, a little medication might help you out.

 

[freakygirl]

Wanna get marr.... oh wait. Damn!

No, not married. Been there... done that.


But I'm without a partner for sex.. so, whattya say? *wink wink*

 

[freakygirl]

Seriously, a little medication might help you out.

No, I think this one needs lots of medication.

 

[Wilben]

No, not married. Been there... done that.


But I'm without a partner for sex.. so, whattya say? *wink wink*

Let me think... Sex with no commitment? Hmmmmm.




ok!

 

[bg23]

Wanna get marr.... oh wait. Damn!

Is THAT all it takes for you to propose? Hell I've been crushing on you for ages!

 

[bg23]

Let me think... Sex with no commitment? Hmmmmm.




ok!

Never mind...

 

[Wilben]

Can vampires contract a mental illness? I know they're supposed to be immune to physical illness. Could you just see a schitzophrenic vampire who kept hearing voices coming to stake him?

 

[Wilben]

Is THAT all it takes for you to propose? Hell I've been crushing on you for ages!

People crush on me? But I have a small penis....