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[Bent]

hahahahaha

*falls over*

Classic!

Grab onto the Christmas lights!

 

[freakygirl]

Rare? I'll say! How many singing royal vampire ballerinas is the average person likely to meet?

I love you.

 

[freakygirl]

Grab onto the Christmas lights!

Hell no, everyone knows it's not safe to hang from those things.

 

[zipman]

I'm a pure blood, I was born a vampire. My kind is very rare and of the royal family dating back to Dracula himself. really, enough is enough. I'm outta this thread. I don't care what bs you guys say. tata.

~carpe noctum~

This is by far my favorite post on all of Literotica!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Rare? I'll say! How many singing royal vampire ballerinas is the average person likely to meet?

Isn't that a dance troupe out of London??

 

[glamorilla]

omg.

 

[freakygirl]

Ummm... where does NightMistress live?

Aren't Vampires supposed to be sleeping during the day and lurking around at night?

Doesn't sunlight.. like hurt them or something?

I'm not much into the whole Vampire thing... Mom watches re-runs of Buffy.. and I think Angel is ultra hot (both the character and the Lit poster).. but other than that, I know nothing.

Educate me please.

 

[bg23]

This is by far my favorite post on all of Literotica!

Where's that thread with the BEST LITEROTICA MOMENTS or something? This thread MUST GO THERE!!! Almost every single freakin post is a Lit Moment!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Ummm... where does NightMistress live?

Aren't Vampires supposed to be sleeping during the day and lurking around at night?

Doesn't sunlight.. like hurt them or something?

I'm not much into the whole Vampire thing... Mom watches re-runs of Buffy.. and I think Angel is ultra hot (both the character and the Lit poster).. but other than that, I know nothing.

Educate me please.

I do know she gets heartburn if you take her out for steak.

 

[Bent]

I wonder....if she's a vampire, instead of biting people, why doesn't she just go around giving blow jobs. Isn't sperm filled with white blood cells?

 

[melligrl]

Ummm... where does NightMistress live?

Aren't Vampires supposed to be sleeping during the day and lurking around at night?

Doesn't sunlight.. like hurt them or something?

I'm not much into the whole Vampire thing... Mom watches re-runs of Buffy.. and I think Angel is ultra hot (both the character and the Lit poster).. but other than that, I know nothing.

Educate me please.

We should lure her back in here to answer all these questions, she'll just say we're lying.

But from what I've read, yes sunlight hurts. I neither know or care where she lives, if the threads didn't make me giggle she'd go on ignore.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

We should lure her back in here to answer all these questions, she'll just say we're lying.

*Walking around collecting everyones Garlic necklaces*

 

[melligrl]

*Walking around collecting everyones Garlic necklaces*

But what if she bites me and I have to go through my immortal life having 2 personalities?

 

[freakygirl]

We should lure her back in here to answer all these questions, she'll just say we're lying.

But from what I've read, yes sunlight hurts. I neither know or care where she lives, if the threads didn't make me giggle she'd go on ignore.

Have you read her blurts?

Something in her apartment stinks. She hopes it isn't a dead mouse.

 

[Bent]

Isn't she the Systems Engineer?

 

[melligrl]

Have you read her blurts?

Something in her apartment stinks. She hopes it isn't a dead mouse.

If she's a vampire wouldn't there be more dead things then just a mouse in her life?

 

[freakygirl]

Isn't she the Systems Engineer?

No, she's a singing, acting, writing, royal blooded ballerina.

Keep up, Bent. Jeez!

 

[LadyG]

This is by far my favorite post on all of Literotica!

Med's.

Quickly.

 

[freakygirl]

If she's a vampire wouldn't there be more dead things then just a mouse in her life?

Don't vampires like the smell of dead things?

 

[Bent]

No, she's a singing, acting, writing, royal blooded ballerina.

Keep up, Bent. Jeez!

Yeah, but I thought she was the one that told Angel she knew where she was because she had her IP number, because she was a Systems Engineer or something like that.

 

[Bent]

Don't vampires like the smell of dead things?

Maybe the werewolf in her killed it and forgot to tell the vampire.

 

[bg23]

Yeah, but I thought she was the one that told Angel she knew where she was because she had her IP number, because she was a Systems Engineer or something like that.

That was VBE. She knows your IP. *nods*

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

If she's a vampire wouldn't there be more dead things then just a mouse in her life?

She's seeing a therapist over her compulsion to actually consume them versus having the undead simply hang around and keep her company.

 

[freakygirl]

Yeah, but I thought she was the one that told Angel she knew where she was because she had her IP number, because she was a Systems Engineer or something like that.

That's VeryBlueEyes or something or other.

Last I seen of her.. she was running off to foriegn countries with strangers she met on the internet

 

[Bent]

That was VBE. She knows your IP. *nods*

Wow, I'm in awe that there are so many knowledgeable and talented people on Lit.