Ban the person above you part 6

[rlaflamme]

Banned for only abducting the willing to stay on humanities good side.

@pinkparkhorse is banned for being a willing abductee for @rlaflamme

Banned for not accepting the choosiness of the Martian's abductions.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for not accepting the choosiness of the Martian's abductions.

Banned for referring to himself in the third person about his abduction criteria that is in no way fair and impartial.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for referring to himself in the third person about his abduction criteria that is in no way fair and impartial.

Banned for knighting himself

 

[rlaflamme]

Banned for knighting himself

Banned for continuing to scare people with that whip!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for knighting himself

Banned for this defamation of character, you will be hearing from my lawyers!

Banned for continuing to scare people with that whip!

Banned for always bringing up the whip, surprised one isn't in your abduction tool kit by now.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for this defamation of character, you will be hearing from my lawyers!

Banned for always bringing up the whip, surprised one isn't in your abduction tool kit by now.

Banned for multi-banning

 

[Btq97]

Banned for being delightfully naughty

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for being delightfully naughty

Banned for being a textual deviant.

Oh. Textual. That’s ok. Still banned.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for being a textual deviant.

Oh. Textual. That’s ok. Still banned.

Banned for dirty thoughts - they need to go to the laundromat!

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for dirty thoughts - they need to go to the laundromat!

Banned for shameless advertising of my laundrette and the ‘services’ I offer

 

[Tallulah82]

Banned for not saying that in a quaint northern accent, and for the audacity that I would brine hotdogs.

Banned for not knowing that us Brits buy our cheap hotdogs in brine.

Banned for shameless advertising of my laundrette and the ‘services’ I offer

Banned for not setting up personalised "services" for your loyal customers.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for not knowing that us Brits buy our cheap hotdogs in brine.

Ah there is why ya'll are so snarky!

Banned for not setting up personalised "services" for your loyal customers.

Banned for not trying to get him to let you franchise out and create such loyalty perks!

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for not trying to get him to let you franchise out and create such loyalty perks!

Banned for suggesting a franchise for my loyalty pricks!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Banned for suggesting a franchise for my loyalty pricks!

Banned for soliciting the convent for his cleaners loyalty perks by providing services.

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for soliciting the convent for his cleaners loyalty perks by providing services.

Banned for mocking my pipe cleaner decorations.

(Those Nuns just happened to be wearing those outfits as part of their service to the community and just happened to be ensuring that all the rather intricate Christmas decorations were well polished. All other accusations to the contrary are utter … they might be true)

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for mocking my pipe cleaner decorations.

(Those Nuns just happened to be wearing those outfits as part of their service to the community and just happened to be ensuring that all the rather intricate Christmas decorations were well polished. All other accusations to the contrary are utter … they might be true)

Banned for giving me flashbacks to elementary school crafts

 

[snexxer]

Banned for giving me flashbacks to elementary school crafts

Banned because you know you can't remember that far back.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned because you know you can't remember that far back.

Banned for, who are you?

 

[snexxer]

Banned for, who are you?

Banned for forgetting that weekend at Clackton.

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for standing me up in Weston-Super-Mare

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for standing me up in Weston-Super-Mare

Banned for going up a mare

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for going up a mare

Banned for wearing ‘Kiss me quick’ hat!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Banned for wearing ‘Kiss me quick’ hat!

Banned for being too quick!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Banned for wearing ‘Kiss me quick’ hat!

Banned for failing to act on that instruction

 

[MrPimms]

Banned for being too quick!

Banned for making me blush!