🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[Littlewolf8258]

Trying not to worry

 

[tommyt125]

Getting in the shower

 

[snexxer]

Trying to find something to watch on Netflix while the computer is compiling.

 

[Dimented]

Brooding

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Avoiding work

 

[MrPimms]

Pick up a sock.

"What the fuck you doing, getting in my way from having a good day? Get in the machine, motherfucker, lets see how stinky you are in an hour!"

Very therapeutic if you can get imaginative (aka pretend it's people you need to rant at).

I do housework very ladylike.

Pick up a sock, sock sticks to hand, remember the wank, sock gets used again.

Laundry doesn’t get done straightaway but wanks happen

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Looking at my shoes and wondering if it's worth going to DQ for a Blizzard. My arm hurts where the nurse missed the vein for my iron infusion so I'm wondering if the Blizzard is a reward for being a good girl. lol

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Looking at my shoes and wondering if it's worth going to DQ for a Blizzard. My arm hurts where the nurse missed the vein for my iron infusion so I'm wondering if the Blizzard is a reward for being a good girl. lol

Definitely, you deserve a treat.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Looking at my shoes and wondering if it's worth going to DQ for a Blizzard. My arm hurts where the nurse missed the vein for my iron infusion so I'm wondering if the Blizzard is a reward for being a good girl. lol

Do it!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Do it!

Fine! I'll go..... and be happy about it!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Exercising patience... it's utter bullshit

 

[Tallulah82]

Pick up a sock, sock sticks to hand, remember the wank, sock gets used again.

Laundry doesn’t get done straightaway but wanks happen

Excuse me, but aren't you the epitome of good laundry habits???? Suddenly I doubt that the knickers I sent to your laundrette are safe...

Also. I shouldn't have used a sock as an example. I understand my mistake now.

 

[MrPimms]

Excuse me, but aren't you the epitome of good laundry habits???? Suddenly I doubt that the knickers I sent to your laundrette are safe...

Also. I shouldn't have used a sock as an example. I understand my mistake now.

I can confirm that all knickers will be handled with care.

They may not get laundered.

 

[Tallulah82]

I can confirm that all knickers will be handled with care.

They may not get laundered.

I want my money back.

 

[MrPimms]

I want my money back.

Have you got a receipt?

And. No. IKEA blue bag description is not adequate.

 

[Xerxes82]

Laughing. Because even if it isn't fake it's still fucked up.

 

[MarcUK]

Trying to come across as smart and witness so a delicious woman messages me....

 

[barefootgirl69]

Trying to come across as smart and witness so a delicious woman messages me....

What's "smart and witness"?

 

[cheekygirl75]

What's "smart and witness"?

Wondering that too!

 

[MarcUK]

What's "smart and witness"?

Haha. And failing at it too!!

 

[MarcUK]

Witty!

It was meant to be witty!

Fat fingers? Autocorrect? Failing eye sight? Which should I blame?

 

[Lord_Libido]

I'm trying to chat with more people. I guess good things come to those who wait...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Witty!

It was meant to be witty!

Fat fingers? Autocorrect? Failing eye sight? Which should I blame?

All the above?

But, it seemed to work! Two of us paid attention!

 

[MarcUK]

All the above?

But, it seemed to work! Two of us paid attention!

That is true, maybe human failing is attractive

 

[barefootgirl69]

That is true, maybe human failing is attractive

It's not failing...it's relatable.
And the way you've handled the teasing shows you have a sense of humor.

Listen up, Ladies! This here is Marc from the UK.