Anyone from the UK?

[angelofthenorth]

Once achieved, what are your core policies that we can expect to enjoy?

I will need to take a sensus, and get to grips with the general feel of things

 

[KentBloke63]

I will need to take a sensus, and get to grips with the general feel of things

There’s me thinking you’d take a firm grip and be a dick- tator

 

[angelofthenorth]

There’s me thinking you’d take a firm grip and be a dick- tator

that could well cum about

 

[KentBloke63]

that could well cum about

Caught me unawares… along with me other bits too

 

[jonnoback]

This is going to be quite a week.
Everything was normal in the morning, quiet and calm. I went to the bathroom, washed, got dressed, went to the kitchen and filled the milk bottle (for tea; I prefer fresh milk, anything else is for barbarians).
I put on my shoes and jacket, left the house, took a deep breath...
Jacket off, winter gloves off, summer gloves out, off we go. I seriously considered wearing shorts.
Spring in December. The next person who tells me that climate catastrophe is an invention of left-wing politicians and crazy scientists is going to get a piece of my mind. And a kick in the fork that his balls shatter inside his skull.

It's so hot here this morning... I was sweating under the duvet and had to kick it off!

 

[jonnoback]

Morning all... quite balmy here today. Milkman was very late... he only just got here! Bins collected though

 

[SirSparky]

Morning all. Had a very welcomed lay in this morning. Bin day which makes my carer late. Dying for a coffee

 

[hugh_jarce69]

It's so hot here this morning... I was sweating under the duvet and had to kick it off!

Duvet Know it’s Christmas

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Bath markets today

Did you go, Foxy?

Haven’t been for a few years, used to go quite regularly. Often on a weekday evening, was a great start to Christmas

 

[metrifonate]

Your starter for 10, it maybe a little early for this, but....



black lace lingerie and boots.

Wouldn't suit me

 

[Foxed]

Did you go, Foxy?

Haven’t been for a few years, used to go quite regularly. Often on a weekday evening, was a great start to Christmas

Here now

 

[jonnoback]

Here now

In Bath? I'll be there later... on Friday night... it was heaving last weekend though.

 

[jonnoback]

Lunch... toastie time I think

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Here now

Oh yeah

Look to your left. Geezer in the blue coat, maroon beenie hat, waving

See him?

 

[Foxed]

You won’t see me. I’m with my wife. I go invisible when I’m with her

 

[Foxed]

In Bath? I'll be there later... on Friday night... it was heaving last weekend though.

Quiet today. I’m in the pub while she shops for pressies for me

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Good morning, I know it’s really early but I wanted to say hello to the UK. Continuing to settle in Greece but I am missing the country. Hope everyone is well and had a great week

Pleased to hear you're settling in ... you don't want to come back here in a hurry, the weather is it's usual self and if it's not raining on you now, it will be soon!

Morning all, female, 34 from east mids here. Total newbie

Welcome to the most British of threads on an adult website ... strictly no mention of anything naughty, just stick to bin days, biscuits, weather and banal shite and you'll be fine! Anything more suggestive than that can be sent in a DM #justsaying

 

[Cultivateddesires]

But doesn’t have to be PM

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Dinner. Grilled Saumagen (pig's stomach) and grilled tomatoes with bread. You probably don't know what Saumagen is, but knowing British cuisine as I do, you should like it.
It's exactly that. Saumagen is stuffed with meat, potatoes and carrots. The whole thing is cooked and then sliced and eaten cold or grilled. It's a speciality in this area. Traditionally, it's eaten on bread or together with liver dumplings, black pudding and sauerkraut.

 

[jonnoback]

Dinner. Grilled Saumagen (pig's stomach) and grilled tomatoes with bread. You probably don't know what Saumagen is, but knowing British cuisine as I do, you should like it.
It's exactly that. Saumagen is stuffed with meat, potatoes and carrots. The whole thing is cooked and then sliced and eaten cold or grilled. It's a speciality in this area. Traditionally, it's eaten on bread or together with liver dumplings, black pudding and sauerkraut.

Yep.... I'm up for trying that!

 

[Danny29D]

Dinner. Grilled Saumagen (pig's stomach) and grilled tomatoes with bread. You probably don't know what Saumagen is, but knowing British cuisine as I do, you should like it.
It's exactly that. Saumagen is stuffed with meat, potatoes and carrots. The whole thing is cooked and then sliced and eaten cold or grilled. It's a speciality in this area. Traditionally, it's eaten on bread or together with liver dumplings, black pudding and sauerkraut.

Where is that dish originally from? Sounds yummy… and what’s to drink with that hmm

 

[jonnoback]

Right... onto important matters.

Mince pie taste test.

Asda - a bit poor, mince/pastry ratio too low.
Waitrose - good, ratio much higher but a bit sweet

 

[metrifonate]

Sainsbury's taste the difference. Good filling, good pastry.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Where is that dish originally from? Sounds yummy… and what’s to drink with that hmm

This is the national dish of the Palatinate region. Traditionally, it is accompanied by Riesling spritzer. Served in a half-litre glass. Anything smaller is considered a sip.

 

[Danny29D]

Hmm sounds like a dinner to remember… like the way you guys do it